1. OBR: "Welcome to the Brokeback Inn, my name is Larry, how can I help you." 2. Another outbreak of 'Tawny Kitaen Syndrome' is reported in Wyoming.
3. "Must.....reach....utility...belt!"
4. They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday she was a chubby freshman boy in a sequined halter top.
5. "Kennedy loves it when I ride on his back and dig the spurs into his buttocks."
6. Hillary loved her taut, perky breasts, but it was the warm human blood pulsing through her neck veins that got Nancy Pelosi excited.
7. "Oohh! So that's why they call it a saddle-horn!"
8. "OMG, I've never seen anything so gorgeous," gushed Andrew Sullivan. "Where did you get those fabulous boots?"
9. Why should pirates have all the fun?
10. "Thanks, but I said I need a posse."
I saw this on Discarded Lies, but I forget where it came from or who posted it. Sorry.
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Shouldn't the title be Wagon Hos, instead of Wagons Ho?
I'm sure getting a lot of cell phone web traffic since I advertised my web cam in that Japanese magazine.
10. "Thanks, but I said I need a posse."
"....and the horse you rode in on."
(rimshot)
Sir, you have a package at the front desk.
Meanwhile, back at the raunch, Grandma keeps beating off the Indians (but they keep cumming and cumming...)
Andrew Sullivan's jaw dropped: "Look at the salt stains on her boots! What kind of an idiot wears suede in the rain?"
"Okay 26, you can have my sloppy 25ths."
"Lines form to the left. Have the correct change. Keep the line moving. Next!"
... now where did I put those darned keys - - Oh, here they are...
Trying to induce vomiting after he accidentally swallowed poison, Barney Frank knew a strip tease by a beautiful blonde would do the trick.
In Michael Jackson’s recurring nightmare, he is forced to retrieve a message from the horny hotel Concierge.
Welcome to the (master)Bates Hotel.
(verification ifscky..."the only thing missing is you" said the blonde temptress)...
Billie Jo's, Bobbie Jo's, and Betty Jo's cousin Barbie Ho helps out at the Shady Rest on this week's Petticoat Junction.
Trying to induce vomiting after he accidentally swallowed poison but realizing that stuffing fingers in his throat would only get him horny, Barney Frank knew a strip tease by a beautiful blonde would do the trick.
"Hey, anybody see my cell phone? I keep dialing my own number hoping I can track it by the ringing...wait, maybe I left it set on vibrate".......
What hotel is this? Oh, must be a Hilton.
Oh.....come on! I don't believe it!
A rotary phone still exists???
Sheila was surprised when she opened her eyes and found the entire bell staff waiting expectantly before her, until she realized that sharp pain in her left buttock was the desk bell, and that that ringing hadn't actually been in her ears after all.
Owstralian for "Vibrating Hotel Bed".
Welcome to the Hotel Fornicalia.
Though they didn't have honor bars in the rooms, mints on the pillows or any of the other usual amenities, the "No Tell Motel" did surprisingly well with the one guest feature they DID offer...
The invisible man was always a hit at the company parties.
The reaction was unusually fast when I mentioned to Candi that "Submariners do it deeper."
Barney Frank nodded towards the blond and said "I'll have what she's having...
Andrew was apalled; "Suede boots and a smooth belt?!?"
Looks like she's a Martina McBride fan - she's definitely experiencing independence day...
ORA:
Hey lady; did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!
♪twang-chikka-chikka-boom-boom♪
The reaction was unusually fast when I mentioned to Candi that "Submariners can breathe through their ears."
"Miss?... I said I'd like to check the key slot... Oh, I get it!"
"Hello, front desk?... I'm looking for a cozy little space... Could you fit me in?"
My heros have ALWAYS been cowgirls.
"I'm in 22A, bring the hat and boots... and stirrups if ya got 'em."
Unable to keep her calves together, the temptress made a terrible cowgirl.
"What does a girl have to get service in this dump"?
Sue was very excited about the room rate she was given.
"Wait a minute. Isn't there supposed to be a twelve inch model of a oil derrick in this picture?"
"Ohhh...Dick Cheney...Mmmmm...Ohhh!"
"Ah, Mr. Smith...I see you are a Platinum Awards member. Here is your complimentary hottie. Now, would you like a wake-up call?"
Uh, yeah, Ms. Six Degrees of Blondness, she's really nice and all, but I asked for my frequent guest perks, not perkies...
New eatery "Pink Taco" opens booth at the job fair. All applications gladly accepted. Our motto "We won't rest untill 1 million are served."
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/fish_taco/
Candi murmured; "My heroes have always been cowboys... Most of my fantasies, too."
V,
That headline is a misnomer. I don't see any wagons!
Another Journalism major enters the workforce...
Tabasco Sauce Is Not A Good Lubricant.
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