1. OBR: "Welcome to the Brokeback Inn, my name is Larry, how can I help you."
2. Another outbreak of 'Tawny Kitaen Syndrome' is reported in Wyoming.
4. They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday she was a chubby freshman boy in a sequined halter top.
5. "Kennedy loves it when I ride on his back and dig the spurs into his buttocks."
6. Hillary loved her taut, perky breasts, but it was the warm human blood pulsing through her neck veins that got Nancy Pelosi excited.
7. "Oohh! So that's why they call it a saddle-horn!"
8. "OMG, I've never seen anything so gorgeous," gushed Andrew Sullivan. "Where did you get those fabulous boots?"
9. Why should pirates have all the fun?
10. "Thanks, but I said I need a posse."
I saw this on Discarded Lies, but I forget where it came from or who posted it. Sorry.