Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Under the Blankets With Hugo and Evo

1. ORA "By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?" "Ceremonial."

2. "Who's booger is this?"

3. "We are... two wild and crazy guys!"

4. I always find it pathetic and disturbing when a couple feels the need to dress alike.

5. Evo Morales announces that he's nationalized Little Rabbit Foo-Foo

6. Voted "Picture Not of a Hot Chick Most Likely to Be Included in the Next CapThis Banner."

7. Using a microphone and interpretive hand gestures, Evo acts out the previous evening's excursion to the bath house.

8. Wow, I don't remember Bob and Doug MacKenzie ever appearing on the Love Boat.

9. "Hey, Prince Albert... Make with the Global Warming already. Our tits are feezing off!"

10. "You f**ktard! I was supposed to be Kyle, you were supposed to be Stan!"

Best of Silhouette
I hereby call to order this meeting of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.

"Doncha hate it when you put off laundry day too long? You end up wearing your bathrobe, a man purse, and a ski hat to work."

Best of jeff
Deleted scenes from "Mulan - The Next Generation."

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!"

Best of David Simon
In this undated photo, Evo and Hugo convalesce after their lobotomies.

"I've drilled him so many times, his butthole is this big."

Best of Van Helsing
Chavez demonstrates how much tighter Morales is than Jimmy Carter.

Whatever they keep in the pouches, they must have smoked a lot of it before they decided on their outfits.

Best of Submariner
"Ich habe den Befehl gegeben – und ich lasse jeden füsilieren, der auch nur ein Wort der Kritik äußert – daß das Kriegsziel nicht im Erreichen von bestimmten Linien, sondern in der physischen Vernichtung des Gegners besteht."

Evo caves to Hugo's superior Diva-ness on VH1's DIVA Live 2006...

ORA: Thank you Spanky; I call this meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club to order...

I think the look on Evo's face tells us where he was when his laxative kicked in...

Best of prince of leaves
"The American President and his Plutocratic clique have mocked us as the Have-nots -- that is true, but the Have-nots will see to it that they are not robbed of the little they have. I have therefore instructed the Reichstag to-- Hey, hold on a second...this is the wrong speech!"

Best of What, me worry?
It seems that every country has a holiday to celebrate when they kicked France’s ass.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider routine got old, quick.

Best of Occasional Reader
"I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BITCH WORE THE SAME OUTFIT I DID!" bellowed Hugo, in an inauspicious start to the Axis of Evil Jr. Conference. Both he and Evo each then grabbed the conveniently-placed rainbow-colored brass knuckles, and beat the snot out of each other.

Best of Slap Shot
America is trying to make us look silly!

Hat tip: The Other AM
From: I don't know, Yahoo or some place

35 comments:

Silhouette said...

As Ted would soon learn, trying to smuggle your weed out of Hawaii disguised as a lei is a bad idea.

Silhouette said...

I've always said some clothes should come with expiration dates, but I think 2010 is rather optimistic for this fad.

The Man said...

VtheK was less than thrilled with his new office dress code.

The Man said...

The mating rituals of Andrew Sullivan have become increasingly bizarre as his popularity rises.

Silhouette said...

I hereby call to order this meeting of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.

jeff said...

Deleted scenes from "Mulan - The Next Generation."

David Simon said...

In this undated photo, Evo and Hugo convalesce after their lobotomies.

David Simon said...

"I've drilled him so many times, his butthole is this big."

jeff said...

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!"

Van Helsing said...

Even Morales' lei is made out of coca leaves.

Van Helsing said...

Chavez demonstrates how much tighter Morales is than Jimmy Carter.

Van Helsing said...

Whatever they keep in the pouches, they must have smoked a lot of it before they decided on their outfits.

Rodney Dill said...

"We may be a third world country, but at least we have our dignity."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Uh, Hugo? You sure this will make either a CG THB or an MX Missile for us?

Submariner said...

♪ Don't cry for me Argentina! ♪

Submariner said...

"Ich habe den Befehl gegeben – und ich lasse jeden füsilieren, der auch nur ein Wort der Kritik äußert – daß das Kriegsziel nicht im Erreichen von bestimmten Linien, sondern in der physischen Vernichtung des Gegners besteht."


Translation: "I have given the order - and will have everyone shot who utters but one word of criticism - that the aim of war does not consist in reaching certain geographical lines, but in the enemies' physical elimination." Allegedly from Hitler's 8/22/39 speech to Wehrmacht commanders a week before invading Poland.

Submariner said...

ORA?

Hey Dude, open up. It's me, Dave. I got the stuff!

Submariner said...

ORA

♪ Buffalo gals won't ya come out tonight?
Come out tonight, come out tonight.
Buffalo gals won't ya come out tonight, aaaaaaaaaand
dance by the light of the moon? ♪

Submariner said...

"Wonder-prick powers, ACTIVATE!"

"Form of: a nipple-noggin!"

"Shape of: a slacker Sheehan poker!"

Submariner said...

Evo caves to Hugo's superior Diva-ness on VH1's DIVA Live 2006...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Thank you Spanky; I call this meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club to order...

Submariner said...

Howard Dean was convinced that the 2008 DNC ticket could be hard to beat - Kerry and Gore. (or should it be Gore and Kerry?)

prince of leaves said...

"The American President and his Plutocratic clique have mocked us as the Have-nots -- that is true, but the Have-nots will see to it that they are not robbed of the little they have. I have therefore instructed the Reichstag to-- Hey, hold on a second...this is the wrong speech!"

Submariner said...

I think the look on Evo's face tells us where he was when his laxative kicked in...

Submariner said...

Hard to believe that those two spermies beat out another 15,000,000 each...

Silhouette said...

"Doncha hate it when you put off laundry day too long? You end up wearing your bathrobe, a man purse, and a ski hat to work."

"But why are we wearing the lei?"

"Shut up."

What, me worry? said...

In a twist of The Emperor Has No Clothes, Hugo pretends to pull an imaginary rabbit out of an invisible hat.

It seems that every country has a holiday to celebrate when they kicked France’s ass.

“and the evil Americans mock me and say that I’m crazy…Hey!...Are you sure this pubic hair is mine”.

Thanks to the US sanctions, Hugo is forced to wear a ski cap instead of his usual tin foil hat.

What, me worry? said...

“Figaro Figaro FIGARO!

What, me worry? said...

Hugo could swallow more invisible goldfish than anybody else in the fraternity.

What, me worry? said...

Brokeback Moron: "I just can't act more retarded than you".

What, me worry? said...

The Itsy Bitsy Spider routine got old, quick.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Oh the duds what eighty billion in oil revenues can buy!

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Evo does leaf. I do ice. Dig it!

Occasional Reader said...

"I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BITCH WORE THE SAME OUTFIT I DID!" bellowed Hugo, in an inauspicious start to the Axis of Evil Jr. Conference. Both he and Evo each then grabbed the conveniently-placed rainbow-colored brass knuckles, and beat the snot out of each other.

Slap Shot said...

America is trying to make us look silly!