1. ORA "By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?" "Ceremonial."
2. "Who's booger is this?"
3. "We are... two wild and crazy guys!"
4. I always find it pathetic and disturbing when a couple feels the need to dress alike.
5. Evo Morales announces that he's nationalized Little Rabbit Foo-Foo
6. Voted "Picture Not of a Hot Chick Most Likely to Be Included in the Next CapThis Banner."
7. Using a microphone and interpretive hand gestures, Evo acts out the previous evening's excursion to the bath house.
8. Wow, I don't remember Bob and Doug MacKenzie ever appearing on the Love Boat.
9. "Hey, Prince Albert... Make with the Global Warming already. Our tits are feezing off!"
10. "You f**ktard! I was supposed to be Kyle, you were supposed to be Stan!"
Best of Silhouette
I hereby call to order this meeting of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.
"Doncha hate it when you put off laundry day too long? You end up wearing your bathrobe, a man purse, and a ski hat to work."
Best of jeff
Deleted scenes from "Mulan - The Next Generation."
"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!"
Best of David Simon
In this undated photo, Evo and Hugo convalesce after their lobotomies.
"I've drilled him so many times, his butthole is this big."
Best of Van Helsing
Chavez demonstrates how much tighter Morales is than Jimmy Carter.
Whatever they keep in the pouches, they must have smoked a lot of it before they decided on their outfits.
Best of Submariner
"Ich habe den Befehl gegeben – und ich lasse jeden füsilieren, der auch nur ein Wort der Kritik äußert – daß das Kriegsziel nicht im Erreichen von bestimmten Linien, sondern in der physischen Vernichtung des Gegners besteht."
Evo caves to Hugo's superior Diva-ness on VH1's DIVA Live 2006...
ORA: Thank you Spanky; I call this meeting of the He-Man Woman Haters Club to order...
I think the look on Evo's face tells us where he was when his laxative kicked in...
Best of prince of leaves
"The American President and his Plutocratic clique have mocked us as the Have-nots -- that is true, but the Have-nots will see to it that they are not robbed of the little they have. I have therefore instructed the Reichstag to-- Hey, hold on a second...this is the wrong speech!"
Best of What, me worry?
It seems that every country has a holiday to celebrate when they kicked France’s ass.
The Itsy Bitsy Spider routine got old, quick.
Best of Occasional Reader
"I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BITCH WORE THE SAME OUTFIT I DID!" bellowed Hugo, in an inauspicious start to the Axis of Evil Jr. Conference. Both he and Evo each then grabbed the conveniently-placed rainbow-colored brass knuckles, and beat the snot out of each other.
Best of Slap Shot
America is trying to make us look silly!
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