1. A real Power Dyke wouldn't need a T-Shirt reading "Power Dyke."
2. After dishonoring their families, Rita and Berenice were doomed to walk the Earth, drumming and engaging in pitched farting contests.
3. "When the Shadow of the Moon Goddess rises upon our drumming... is that when we slaughter anything with testicles?"
4. "Sometimes, when I hold my drum like this, I imagine I'm crushing a man's head between my thighs."
5. "Hypothetically speaking, do you think anyone would be stupid enough to superglue a drum between her thighs?"
6. Pranksters trick Selma Hayek and Ellen DeGeneres in to a 'Free Tito Puente' Rally.
7. "You think my girl Cindy's gonna be impressed with that cheap-ass weave? Outta the ditch, bitch. She's mine!"
8. "Yarrr, ye be needin' a shower, I reckon."
Best of jeff
The rest of the students wished for unconciousness due to malnutrition to show it's effects as soon as possible.
Secretly, their girlfriends hoped that the hunger strike would last at least 20-30lbs.
Best of What, me worry?
"My drum skin is made from dried testicles. What's your's made of?"
Best of Mr. Right
♪Moonbats come an' me wan' go home...♪
Best of Son Of The Godfather
How else are we gonna get our sweat if they close down all the shops?
I'm sure the kid working on his umpteenth million Nike in China appreciates the efforts of privledged lesbian chicks giving up Cheetos for a week.
You'd think chicks shaped like this would be FOR wearing sweats.
Best of Submariner
We are the power dykes that say "Nih!" >thump<
♪ Listen, children, to a story that was written long ago. ♪
♪ 'Bout a queen-dom on a mountain and the sweatshops in the valley below... ♪
Best of Rodney Dill
The ritual had started in hopes that Pelosi would show up to put a finger in the Dyke.
"C'mon, if we get the beat just right, I bet we can get the President and that black man in the robe to dance together."
Best of Zeke
Their drumming ended tragically when the power dyke and the fattie accidentially drummed in a freak thunderstorm, a demon from the seventh level, and Ralph Nader in his true form. Simultaniously washing the world clean of their taco smell and replacing the campus with a wind farm that killed everything in a fifty mile radius.
Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Michael Jackson also did a rendition of "Beat It" but unlike these two "very special friends," he was thinking of boys.
Source: The Conjecturer. Hat Tip: Timmeh!