1. "Maybe next time you'll remember the safety word, Worms!"
2. Tyler, Jeremy and Mark are embarrassed when all of them show up to the costume party dressed as Jack-Bauer-in-the-Chinese-Cargo-Ship.
3. "New rule. No more three-ways when you're on your period."
4. "Anyway, guys, the STD Clinic said the rash should clear up in about two weeks, but you're probably going to be contagious the rest of your lives. Sorry."
5. "Well, Excuse me Miss Queen Bee, but you didn't tell us NOT to dismember the hostages!"
6. When the pyramid collapsed under the fat cheerleader, the resulting spatter was awesome!
7. Tragedy ensues when Pamela Anderson's breast implants spontaneously explode during a commencement speech.
8. "Why is it the ACLU won't let us say 'Merry Christmas' in school, but participating in Ashura is mandatory?"
9. "That ref is friggin' blind. Normally, a decapitation would merit at least a personal foul."
10. "Gesundheit... and maybe ease off on the cocaine a little."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Looks like we have some new suspects in the Natalee Holloway case.
As menacing as they wanted to appear, the Mighty Fightin' Lobsters could gain no respect.
"Hey babe, how's about you make me red, white, and blew?"
"Damnit, Heather, get out of this picture until Thursday! And bring your bikini!"
"I'm bored. Let's go home, ask mom if she can be our alibi and watch her freak out."
Best of Rodney Dill
THE PUPPY BLENDER ISN'T FOR EVERYONE!"
"Too bad you guys didn't know what the word 'indelible' means."
Best of jeff
Jenny thought, "It's nice of the boys to mark themselves like that. Now I know which dorks not to date."
Best of The Man
"Do you want to see what else we painted red"
Best of Submariner
Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head!
Uh, yeah, about our appearance; we sorta helped Wiley Coyote with a road runner problem before the game...
"Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate."
Best of Zeke
The guy on the right seems to have just realized that he's not getting laid till this memory is safely buried in both time and space.
Best of champaignken
An Oakland Raider fan tries to ignore the new politically correct version of the Washington Redskins.
Best of Mr. Right
Lord of the Flies II: Roger and Jack still acted like savages, even long after the raft full of cheerleaders had washed up on the beach, making thoughts of rescue seem less pressing for most of the boys.
Best of prince of leaves
"GIGGLING HUMAN GIRL! I WILL ROAST YOU WITH MY INFERNAL FIRE BREATH. HHHHAAACK-cough-spit-cough-wheeeeze! Poof! Pant! Gasp! Ahh, dammit, Tyler, it's so embarrassing when my infernal fire breath cracks like that...I can't wait until this demonic puberty thing is over with"