1. "Oh... yeah... you're so (yawn) big... oh yeah, put it in me big boy ..."
2. "Suicide hotline... Joan Rivers?... (Hang up! Hang up!)"
3. "Ewww! Who puts and ad for toe fungus medication in a Romance magazine."
4. "Diane Sawyer does a nude spread on pages 68-69, well, let's just have a look at OH MY FRACKIN' GAWD I'M GONNA HURL!"
5. Al Franken's phone screener has plenty of time between calls to catch up on her reading.
6. Da Vinci code, meet your target audience. Target audience, meet your Da Vinci Code.
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