1. "So, what you're saying, Guinan, is if I don't allow amnesty for all illegal immigrants, the Federation will never exist?"
2. George Clinton as the Ghost of Christmas Yet-To-Come in UPN's Bush's Funky Christmas Carol.
3. "I realize the Ori are a serious threat, but Teal'c, that is like, the gayest hat you have ever used to hide your Jaffa insignia."
4. ORA -- "Really, Benson? And does the rest of the staff also think I'm a 'jive turkey?'"
5. The curse worked, Dr. Sumbajo. Nancy Pelosi did eat a booger on national TV.
6. Idi Amin returns from the dead and is immediately appointed UN High Commissioner for Human Rights.
7. "Say... a robe like that would definitely make my games of pocket pool more discreet."
8. "Sorry, but I'm not one of the real killers. Yes, I have an alibi. You'll have to cross me off the list. Good luck, though."
9. "Cheney promised you Jenna in return for drilling rights on the Nigerian continental shelf? Well, okay..."
10. "Yeah, I'd sure like to be a shrimp boat captain some day, Bubba."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Nope, I'm pretty sure this isn't Pizmo Beach."
Best of David Simon
"I know it's chilly out here Desmond, but you've got to put that bedspread back in the Lincoln Bedroom."
"You can have your passport back just as soon as you tell Morley Safer that Joe Wilson is a lying sack of sh*t."
Best of prince of leaves
"For the last time, Kwame: no, I don't want to give you my bank account number to help you get your money out of your country."
Best of Anonymous
ORA: If you go to Za'ha'dhum, you will die.
Best of Mr. Right
"I'm sorry, Master Windu, Senator Palpatine is tied up in a committee meeting today, he won't be joining us. Now what's all this mumbo jumbo I keep hearing about a Sith Lord?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Let me make sure I understand you, Morpheus... If I choose the red pill, I wake up to a world where chaos rules and humans are lumps of mindless flesh being siphoned off of... So in that reality, Democrats are in charge?"
Best of Submariner
Gotta ask ya, M'Butti, how's that dress thang in a stiff wind?
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"But to answer your question, Samuel: Yeah, I think Harry Reid does look like a b#tch!"
Best of What, me worry?
"You know what they say, President Bush: The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice".
“Yes, Mr. Ambassador, I must agree: Muammar Qaddafi does indeed dress like a fag. I much prefer the understated masculinity your man-burka”.
“That’s what separates me from Nancy Pelosi. While she’ll eat her boogers on national TV, I’ll discreetly wipe mine on the insides of my trousers pocket”.
Best of bad-d-d-dude
Yea, can you help me be more jivey and hip-like? You know, kinda like Al Gore.
Looted this Booty from the AssPress Pictorial Graveyard, Yarrrr....