1. "It's twue! It's twue!"
2. You can always tell when a lady has spent the night with CJ by the look on her face for the nest week.
3. "She always gets that look on her face when she levitates Pugsley Addams."
4. "I don't know what's wrong with you, dear. Ever since you had that internship at Nancy Pelosi's office you only go out at night and you get excited by the smell of human blood."
5. "Pavlovian Response Training. Wait 'til you see what she does when I say the word 'banana.'"
6. Hard to believe only four people in this entire arena are 'Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!'
7. "Dear, the nice roadie is offering you backstage passes so you can get used by the Dave Matthews band and then tossed aside like a Kleenex. Say 'Thank You' to the nice roadie."
8. Ah, Spring; and a young woman's thoughts turn to banging every single member of Fallout Boy.... except Patrick Stump.
9. "I know it seems like an exciting life, now. But in a few years, when you stink like sh*t and have an eyepatch and a hook for a hand, you'll be sorry."
10. "Big Leroy wasn't lying. This is primo sh*t!"
Taken From: Detroit News Photoblog