Sunday, May 14, 2006

'S'cuse me Ladies, While I Whip This Out

1. "It's twue! It's twue!"

2. You can always tell when a lady has spent the night with CJ by the look on her face for the nest week.

3. "She always gets that look on her face when she levitates Pugsley Addams."

4. "I don't know what's wrong with you, dear. Ever since you had that internship at Nancy Pelosi's office you only go out at night and you get excited by the smell of human blood."

5. "Pavlovian Response Training. Wait 'til you see what she does when I say the word 'banana.'"

6. Hard to believe only four people in this entire arena are 'Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!'

7. "Dear, the nice roadie is offering you backstage passes so you can get used by the Dave Matthews band and then tossed aside like a Kleenex. Say 'Thank You' to the nice roadie."

8. Ah, Spring; and a young woman's thoughts turn to banging every single member of Fallout Boy.... except Patrick Stump.

9. "I know it seems like an exciting life, now. But in a few years, when you stink like sh*t and have an eyepatch and a hook for a hand, you'll be sorry."

10. "Big Leroy wasn't lying. This is primo sh*t!"

Taken From: Detroit News Photoblog

17 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"Brains!"

prince of leaves said...

"Where will you be when your palsy kicks in?"

prince of leaves said...

Monica in seat 15 was surprised by her friend Tammy's sudden disappearance...until she took a step to the right and also fell prey to the hidden trap door leading to the groupie harem below.

prince of leaves said...

Modern Advice for Girls, Tip #395565:
A "hottie" should never consider attending a social event without a protective "nottie" to keep unwanted suitors at bay...the more hot the hottie, the more not the nottie.

prince of leaves said...

A teen-goth bride of the undead reacts in terror when she discovers it's a Christian rock concert.

JAINPHX said...

After last night,I'm taking her to Disney Land.

Submariner said...

It is rumored that "Thriller" extras were more frightening before make-up.

Submariner said...

RUN! RUN! Sheehan just raised her arms to show she's "confident!"

What, me worry? said...

This week’s winner of Nancy Pelosi’s “Booger Flick” contest.

Enthusiasm counts for a lot when your eyes are bigger than your boobs.

Son Of The Godfather said...

As a kid, Batman was merely "Young Master Wayne"... The Joker, however, was known as "Crazy Shirley".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Snopes Urban Legend #28,337:
Taking Ecstasy and swallowing a packet of Pop-Rocks with a soda chaser is the path to enlightenment.

Current Status: True

Son Of The Godfather said...

From the cult hit: Demonic Pinnochio.

radio free fred said...

Run Away Brides Are Easy To Spot.

What, me worry? said...

Young Samantha really got into it when the entire stdium was asked to do the HOKEY POKEY at the Iowa All-State Polka Band Jamoree.

sonicfrog said...

Wow, that new date rape drug taht surfaced in Florida is really getting around...

Rodney Dill said...

One on right: "The fat Barry is mine, Mine! MINE!"

Submariner said...

Security loses control on the Hillary Clinton intern applicant line.