1. "Eewww, I just realized you had sex with grandpa! Gross!"
2. "Hermann Göring sure was a snappy dresser, grandma."
4. "If he was only removing the garter then why was his head under your dress?"
5. "Wow, Grandma! It looks like you saved every 'Missing Hitchhiker' clipping for the last 30 or 40 years."
6. "Hey, that's so cool! Can grandpa still fit in your wedding dress?"
7. "Aw, grandma, do we have to see the pictures of you being consecrated as Satan's bride again?"
8. "And here's one of you and Eleanor Roosevelt on the Isle of Lesbos. You really got around back in the day."
9. "You wore white? That's frackin' hilarious."
10. "Richie Sambora lost his virginity to you? Well, that explains a lot."
File Under: Americana. Fair Use and Disclaimers ahoy!