Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The Ronery Guy's Guide to Rife

1. Li'l Kim now forces his underlings to act out episodes of his favorite Fox Show 'Plison Blake.'

2. Unfortunately, L'il Kim was about eight years too late getting on the boy band bandwagon.

3. "This jacket is much more comfortable than the one with the sleeves that tie in the back."

4. The secret behind 'the Others' and the secret identity of their leader is revealed on a very special 'Rost.'

5. ORA (But riffing on #1). "No, no, no... I Scofield, you Rincoln Burrows. Why everybody think I'm Haywire?"

Best of T. Harris
"Psst, Joo-chan. Do you know where the Supreme Ruler gets his happenin' shades? Man, those are cool."

Best of The Good Lieutenant
All your labcoats are belong to us!

Best of Silhouette
Doogie Jong-il, MD* *maniacal dictator

I am doctor, he is butcher, he is chemist, he is baker, and the funny one is dressed as Clinique makeup saleswoman."

Best of What, me worry?
North Korean building inspectors had to laugh when they saw the way the electrician ran the conduit between the main house and the garage.

Best of jeff
"You are right - nuclear radiation is very good for cleaning clothes - these are the whitest whites I've seen in years!"

Best of Rodney Dill

We study Nuclear Science,
We love critical masses,
'Gotta crazy world leader,
Who wears dark glasses.
Bomb production's going great,
And the missle's flying better.

We're refining it right,
High Plutonium Grade,
'Countryside is so bright,
We Gotta wear shades.


Best of Submariner
Scientist at right displays classic "cover up maneuver" after eyeing L'il Kim's pyoon yang...

L'il Kim; "♪ I wear my sun-grasses at night... ♪"
Scientist; "It's daytime..."
L'il Kim; "Kirr him..."

Best of Rodney Dill (Non Musical
"Hmmm... I'm thinking of going back to the shiny green suits."

Brokeback Despot (OBR - Obligatory Brokeback reference)

Best of Jason
Li'l Kim shows off his 'Evil Dictator' pose at the annual North Korean beauty pagent.

Best of The Man
I too rexy foor dis rab coat.

Andrew Sullivan is here for his colonoscopy, again.

Best of prince of leaves
[guy in back center] What Jin was really involved in is revealed in a flashback in the season 3 premier of Lost.

Best of David Simon
"Are people are starving? Ret 'em eat yerrowcake."

"Ret me get this straight. Jimmy Carter gave us nucrear reactor in return for promise not to deverope nukes? Bwahaha. Dear Reader, surery you are joking?" "No, I not joking, and if you call me surery again, I'll kill you."

Best of plince of reaves
[brooding] Why is it everyone takes that Iranian apocalyptoid seriously and not me? I'm just as nutty as he is, and I've already got nukes. Is it the glasses? Maybe I should get a different haircut. Ahh, I got it: a scruffy beard-- ah, crap, I can't grow a beard...

[guy on right] Oooh, I just rove it when Dear Reader minces! It gives me very special feering down in my...oh-oh...

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: "How do you get aww of Dear Reader's whites so crean Mr. Ree?"
"Ancient Chinese secret."

Best of Cybrludite
Ok, we'll put the Jacob's Radder here and the theremin there... this will be the bestest mad scientist rab ever!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I had youl site brogrolled for a whire, but I'm taking you off because I don't appleciate youl tlying to squeeze humol out of offensive steleotypes about wacky dictatols.

Awright smawt guy. Bera Rugosi to Kevin Bacon - GO!



I Saw This On K Is P This Morning and let it cut to the head of the line.

35 comments:

T. Harris said...

"Psst, Joo-chan. Do you know where the Supreme Ruler gets his happenin' shades? Man, those are cool."

Good Lieutenant said...

All your labcoats are belong to us!

Silhouette said...

Doogie Jong-il, MD*

*maniacal dictator

What, me worry? said...

North Korean building inspectors had to laugh when they saw the way the electrician ran the conduit between the main house and the garage.

"Here is where we store the food for the starving masses. As you can see, it's quite empty".

Li'l Kim and his entourage contemplate the latest intelligence received from their agents in the United States. Although Nancy Pelosi's extended index finger was a significant indicator, it seemed at odds with the message embedded in the drumbeats of the two dykes at the END SWEATS protest rally.

"So, America's illegal immigrants plan to stop burrito production. Perhaps we could fill the void by cranking out even cheaper burritos made in the re-education camps".

Li'l Kim, extremely pissed that he was not given a brown had to wear on the tour, contemplates the best way to punish those responsible.

Although they would be fierce competitors during the upcoming BROWN HATS/NO HATS basketball game, the two opposing teams appear relaxed in one another's company.

Silhouette said...

"No, not all wearing same costume!

I am doctor, he is butcher, he is chemist, he is baker, and the funny one is dressed as Clinque makeup saleswoman."

jeff said...

"You are right - nuclear radiation is very good for cleaning clothes - these are the whitest whites I've seen in years!"

Kim Jong Il, two stooges, and their bus drivers.

"I think I'll have those two killed - but bring the last one to my room after dinner."

Rodney Dill said...


We study Nuclear Science,
We love critical masses,
'Gotta crazy world leader,
Who wears dark glasses.
Bomb production's going great,
And the missle's flying better.

We're refining it right,
High Plutonium Grade,
'Countryside is so bright,
We Gotta wear shades.



(recycled)

What, me worry? said...

"Does this lab coat make my ass look fat?"

Submariner said...

Scientist at right displays classic "cover up maneuver" after eyeing L'il Kim's pyoon yang...

Submariner said...

L'il Kim; "♪ I wear my sun-grasses at night... ♪"
Scientist; "It's daytime..."
L'il Kim; "Kirr him..."

Submariner said...

"And the large enrichment facility to your left is where we irradiate Godzilla..."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm... I'm thinking of going back to the shiny green suits."

Rodney Dill said...

Brokeback Despot

(OBR - Obligatory Brokeback reference)

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes I think you say Nucrear better than George Bush."

Rodney Dill said...

Shouldn't that be:

Arr your rabcoats are berong to us

Jason said...

Shouldn't the title be 'The Ronery Guy's Guide to Rife'?

Jason said...

Li'l Kim shows off his 'Evil Dictator' pose at the annual North Korean beauty pagent.

The Man said...

I too rexy foor dis lab coat.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan is here for his colonoscopy, again.

sonicfrog said...

♪ Why do birds sing so gay
And rovers await the break of day
Why do they farr in rove? ♪

prince of leaves said...

[guy in back center] What Jin was really involved in is revealed in a flashback in the season 3 premier of Lost.

David Simon said...

"Are people are starving? Let 'em eat yellowcake."

David Simon said...

"Ret me get this straight. Jimmy Carter gave us nucrear reactor in return for promise not to deverope nukes? Bwahaha. Dear Reader, surery you are joking?"

Submariner said...

After hearing a whispered comment about his lack of abilities "to rule his way out of a DMZ," L'il Kim blasts the scientist at right with a no-look, under-arm move of his Schwartz ring.

plince of reaves said...

[brooding] Why is it everyone takes that Iranian apocalyptoid seriously and not me? I'm just as nutty as he is, and I've already got nukes. Is it the glasses? Maybe I should get a different haircut. Ahh, I got it: a scruffy beard-- ah, crap, I can't grow a beard...

plince of reaves said...

[guy on right] Oooh, I just rove it when Dear Reader minces! It gives me very special feering down in my...oh-oh...

Mr. Right said...

ORA:

"Yeah, it's the same thing every Friday. Any moment now they'll bring in the doll parts and the meat... you know, I'll never understand this obsession Kim has with that banned Beatles album cover. I think it must be something sexual to him..."

Mr. Right said...

ORA:

"How do you get aww of Dear Reader's whites so crean Mr. Ree?"

"Ancient Chinese secret."

Cybrludite said...

Ok, we'll put the Jacob's Radder here and the theremin there... this will be the bestest mad scientist rab ever!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I had youl site brogrolled for a whire, but I'm taking you off because I don't appleciate youl tlying to squeeze humol out of offensive steleotypes about wacky dictatols.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Now we can't do anything without coming under suspicion... Gawd damn you, Arec Bardwin.

Submariner said...

Awright smawt guy. Bera Rugosi to Kevin Bacon - GO!

What, me worry? said...

Walking from their parked CATARACT, North Korean eye surgeons discuss the upcoming CADILLAC surgery.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Hmmm, I do think the water-torture feature would look better over there...