1. Li'l Kim now forces his underlings to act out episodes of his favorite Fox Show 'Plison Blake.'
2. Unfortunately, L'il Kim was about eight years too late getting on the boy band bandwagon.
3. "This jacket is much more comfortable than the one with the sleeves that tie in the back."
4. The secret behind 'the Others' and the secret identity of their leader is revealed on a very special 'Rost.'
5. ORA (But riffing on #1). "No, no, no... I Scofield, you Rincoln Burrows. Why everybody think I'm Haywire?"
Best of T. Harris
"Psst, Joo-chan. Do you know where the Supreme Ruler gets his happenin' shades? Man, those are cool."
Best of The Good Lieutenant
All your labcoats are belong to us!
Best of Silhouette
Doogie Jong-il, MD* *maniacal dictator
I am doctor, he is butcher, he is chemist, he is baker, and the funny one is dressed as Clinique makeup saleswoman."
Best of What, me worry?
North Korean building inspectors had to laugh when they saw the way the electrician ran the conduit between the main house and the garage.
Best of jeff
"You are right - nuclear radiation is very good for cleaning clothes - these are the whitest whites I've seen in years!"
Best of Rodney Dill
We study Nuclear Science,
We love critical masses,
'Gotta crazy world leader,
Who wears dark glasses.
Bomb production's going great,
And the missle's flying better.
We're refining it right,
High Plutonium Grade,
'Countryside is so bright,
We Gotta wear shades.
Best of Submariner
Scientist at right displays classic "cover up maneuver" after eyeing L'il Kim's pyoon yang...
L'il Kim; "♪ I wear my sun-grasses at night... ♪"
Scientist; "It's daytime..."
L'il Kim; "Kirr him..."
Best of Rodney Dill (Non Musical
"Hmmm... I'm thinking of going back to the shiny green suits."
Brokeback Despot (OBR - Obligatory Brokeback reference)
Best of Jason
Li'l Kim shows off his 'Evil Dictator' pose at the annual North Korean beauty pagent.
Best of The Man
I too rexy foor dis rab coat.
Andrew Sullivan is here for his colonoscopy, again.
Best of prince of leaves
[guy in back center] What Jin was really involved in is revealed in a flashback in the season 3 premier of Lost.
Best of David Simon
"Are people are starving? Ret 'em eat yerrowcake."
"Ret me get this straight. Jimmy Carter gave us nucrear reactor in return for promise not to deverope nukes? Bwahaha. Dear Reader, surery you are joking?" "No, I not joking, and if you call me surery again, I'll kill you."
Best of plince of reaves
[brooding] Why is it everyone takes that Iranian apocalyptoid seriously and not me? I'm just as nutty as he is, and I've already got nukes. Is it the glasses? Maybe I should get a different haircut. Ahh, I got it: a scruffy beard-- ah, crap, I can't grow a beard...
[guy on right] Oooh, I just rove it when Dear Reader minces! It gives me very special feering down in my...oh-oh...
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: "How do you get aww of Dear Reader's whites so crean Mr. Ree?"
"Ancient Chinese secret."
Best of Cybrludite
Ok, we'll put the Jacob's Radder here and the theremin there... this will be the bestest mad scientist rab ever!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I had youl site brogrolled for a whire, but I'm taking you off because I don't appleciate youl tlying to squeeze humol out of offensive steleotypes about wacky dictatols.
Awright smawt guy. Bera Rugosi to Kevin Bacon - GO!
I Saw This On K Is P This Morning and let it cut to the head of the line.