1. Al Gore's new sidekick, "Global Warming Elf."
2. The card read simply, "Happy Birthday Barney! --- Kisses, Andrew"
3. Famous last words, "Oh, this is a biker convention? I thought it was a renaissance faire."
4. More scandalous photos of Patrick Kennedy's party days emerged today...
5. Everybody is too sexy for that particular shirt.
6. "Nice try, but the maximum age for a sleepover at the Neverland ranch is 13. So, beat it."
7. Gene Roddenberry's original concept for the Romulans was deemed "insufficiently menacing."
Best of andthenblammo!
"Maude, he's back. Call up Chemlawn and cancel the damn fertilizer service. Then fetch me my shotgun."
Just your typical lawn gnome....on Fire Island.
"Fie on thee, oh nefarious Sheriff of Nottingham! Do thy worst, it will ne'er faze my band of merry men! And what, pray tell, is this 'cavity search' thou speakest of?"
"Hi, Mr. Butkis, I'm here to take your daughter to the prom!"
"Governor McGreevey, we appreciate your input, we truly do; but we had another idea for the cover picture of your new book. Although 'Prince of Passiac, Queen of Hoboken' could work as the title....
Best of Zeke
With drug induced memories of his summer camp at the neverland Ranch, Billy grows into a life of crime and prostitution most notable only for his ability to sing while deepthroating.
Best of attmay
He got together with the TRON suit guy and together they were banned from Disneyland forever.
Best of Submariner
Is it just me or does Shelley Duvall looks like she's been working out?
Andrew Sullivan works on his memoirs; working title "Rapier Wit, Gay Blade (or so I thought)"
Johnny Weir's boyfriend, Robin. (He wears the tights in the family...)
Best of Silhouette
Hmmm, what's a synonym for merry?
"I don't know, Maude. All I can get from him is that he's a dentist and he wants to be in-de-pen-dant."
Tomorrow...would be a new day. He was going to turn over a new leaf, change everything about himself, and become everything that was manly." - page 43, Biography of Jack Bauer
Best of Divine Miss M
It looked soooo much better during Katarina Witt's 1994 Olympic short program than it does on Johnny Weir.
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell.
Best of prince of leaves
"Ooo, helloooo...you haven't seen my dignity, by chance, have you?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Mr.Burns: "Release the hounds."
"I must have misread the flower seed box... I had no idea I was planting Peter Pansies!"
Sometimes, V goes into the "negative masculinity" realm with his photos just so Thursday's hot chick looks hotter.
Well, first ya got yer men who like yer wymenfolk... then ya got some of yer men who like yer wymenfolk AND yer menfolk... Then, of course, we got Chris here...
To quell the massive border incursions, the Minutemen deploy their newest weapon: Mericon Verde.
Sad. I used to dig Emo Phillips.
"Welcome, frat brother, to your new home at Alpha Mega Homo!"
From H'yar on a tip from Timmeh!