Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Never Never Never Land

1. Al Gore's new sidekick, "Global Warming Elf."

2. The card read simply, "Happy Birthday Barney! --- Kisses, Andrew"

3. Famous last words, "Oh, this is a biker convention? I thought it was a renaissance faire."

4. More scandalous photos of Patrick Kennedy's party days emerged today...

5. Everybody is too sexy for that particular shirt.

6. "Nice try, but the maximum age for a sleepover at the Neverland ranch is 13. So, beat it."

7. Gene Roddenberry's original concept for the Romulans was deemed "insufficiently menacing."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Maude, he's back. Call up Chemlawn and cancel the damn fertilizer service. Then fetch me my shotgun."

Just your typical lawn gnome....on Fire Island.

"Fie on thee, oh nefarious Sheriff of Nottingham! Do thy worst, it will ne'er faze my band of merry men! And what, pray tell, is this 'cavity search' thou speakest of?"

"Hi, Mr. Butkis, I'm here to take your daughter to the prom!"


"Governor McGreevey, we appreciate your input, we truly do; but we had another idea for the cover picture of your new book. Although 'Prince of Passiac, Queen of Hoboken' could work as the title....

Best of Zeke
With drug induced memories of his summer camp at the neverland Ranch, Billy grows into a life of crime and prostitution most notable only for his ability to sing while deepthroating.

Best of attmay
He got together with the TRON suit guy and together they were banned from Disneyland forever.

Best of Submariner
Is it just me or does Shelley Duvall looks like she's been working out?

Andrew Sullivan works on his memoirs; working title "Rapier Wit, Gay Blade (or so I thought)"

Johnny Weir's boyfriend, Robin. (He wears the tights in the family...)

Best of Silhouette
Hmmm, what's a synonym for merry?

"I don't know, Maude. All I can get from him is that he's a dentist and he wants to be in-de-pen-dant."

Tomorrow...would be a new day. He was going to turn over a new leaf, change everything about himself, and become everything that was manly." - page 43, Biography of Jack Bauer

Best of Divine Miss M
It looked soooo much better during Katarina Witt's 1994 Olympic short program than it does on Johnny Weir.

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell.

Best of prince of leaves
"Ooo, helloooo...you haven't seen my dignity, by chance, have you?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Mr.Burns: "Release the hounds."

"I must have misread the flower seed box... I had no idea I was planting Peter Pansies!"

Sometimes, V goes into the "negative masculinity" realm with his photos just so Thursday's hot chick looks hotter.

Well, first ya got yer men who like yer wymenfolk... then ya got some of yer men who like yer wymenfolk AND yer menfolk... Then, of course, we got Chris here...

To quell the massive border incursions, the Minutemen deploy their newest weapon: Mericon Verde.

Sad. I used to dig Emo Phillips.

"Welcome, frat brother, to your new home at Alpha Mega Homo!"


From H'yar on a tip from Timmeh!

57 comments:

divine miss m said...

Semi ORA:
"Follow my voice: we'll try no manhood here."

andthenblammo! said...

FAMOUS BRAND FIZZLEOUTS, EXAMPLE #34:

Here is a picture of the mascot for the little-known precursor of Green Giant brand frozen food; 'The Jolly Green Jagoff'.

andthenblammo! said...

"Maude, he's back. Call up Chemlawn and cancel the damn fertilizer service. Then fetch me my shotgun."

andthenblammo! said...

Just your typical lawn gnome....on Fire Island.

andthenblammo! said...

"Fie on thee, oh nefarious Sheriff of Nottingham! Do thy worst, it will ne'er faze my band of merry men! And what, pray tell, is this 'cavity search' thou speakest of?"

andthenblammo! said...

Shortly after Eddie 'Flathead' Stokowitz spotted this guy, 'Peter Pan' became 'Peter Pantsed', and the outdoor Halloween party dissolved into mayhem.

andthenblammo! said...

Famous last words, part II:

"Hi, Mr. Butkis, I'm here to take your daughter to the prom!"

Zeke said...

With drug induced memories of his summer camp at the neverland Ranch, Billy grows into a life of crime and prostitution most notable only for his ability to sing while deepthroating.

andthenblammo! said...

"Governor McGreevey, we appreciate your input, we truly do; but we had another idea for the cover picture of your new book. Although 'Prince of Passiac, Queen of Hoboken' could work as the title....

Submariner said...

>snicker< >snicker<
Oh, you're SOOOOOOOOOO right, SOTG. It IS more of a "grass green!"
>snicker< >snicker<



And yes, I know I'll pay for the cheap shot. ;-P

attmay said...

He got together with the TRON suit guy and together they were banned from Disneyland forever.

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan works on his memoirs; working title "Rapier Wit, Gay Blade (or so I thought)"

attmay said...

ORA:

"We're men, we're men in tights.
We go around the forest looking for fights!"

Submariner said...

Don't you normally have to have a set of balls to wear something like that? (I'm just askin'?)

Submariner said...

So is s/he supposed to be the rescuer or Zelda?

Silhouette said...

Hmmm, what's a synonym for merry?

Silhouette said...

"God, I hate pledge week."

Silhouette said...

"I don't know, Maude. All I can get from him is that he's a dentist and he wants to be in-de-pen-dant."

Silhouette said...

"It was the last straw. Not only did his mother still sew Halloween costumes for him even though he was 22, she insisted he pose so she could send photos to all his aunts and uncles.

Tomorrow...would be a new day. He was going to turn over a new leaf, change everything about himself, and become everything that was manly." - page 43, Biography of Jack Bauer

divine miss m said...

It looked soooo much better during Katarina Witt's 1994 Olympic short program than it does on Johnny Weir.

Rodney Dill said...

"ooooo.... I think I need more flowers in my hat."

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir's boyfriend, Robin. (He wears the tights in the family...)

Submariner said...

"Andrew? Barney? Johnny? Would you like to be my band of Merry Men?"

"Sherwood."


Don't you dare roll your eyes at my pun, SOTG.

Submariner said...

(muttering) Kick me out of the Blue Oyster -
too flamboyant?!? -
I'll show them! -
Start up "Monsieur la Hood's" and take their business! -
fags...

prince of leaves said...

"Ooo, helloooo...you haven't seen my dignity, by chance, have you?"

prince of leaves said...

"No, Jim, you don't look like Peter Pan...just the same old fairy."

Cybrludite said...

Re: #3, That's an understandable mistake, really. Especially when a bunch of folks show up at Faire dressed as Goths.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mr.Burns: "Release the hounds."

Submariner said...
>snicker< >snicker<
Oh, you're SOOOOOOOOOO right, SOTG. It IS more of a "grass green!"
>snicker< >snicker<

SOTG's Homer Simpson voice: "Why you little...!"
(and as for "Sherwood"... Oh no you DIDUNT! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I must have misread the flower seed box... I had no idea I was planting Peter Pansies!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sometimes, V goes into the "negative masculinity" realm with his photos just so Thursday's hot chick looks hotter.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well, first ya got yer men who like yer wymenfolk... then ya got some of yer men who like yer wymenfolk AND yer menfolk... Then, of course, we got Chris here...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like V finally found Submariner's MySpace page.

(ya bastad ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Turn ons: Streisand, Bette Midler movies, and roll playing.
Turn offs: Pirates with a hook-hand, Fred Phelps, and sudden loud, frightening noises.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Filed under Wikipedia: "Prancing"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"For five bucks, I'll show you my Tinker Bell!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damn, I was wrong... Looks like there IS something as manly as the French!

Son Of The Godfather said...

To quell the massive border incursions, the Minutemen deploy their newest weapon: Mericon Verde.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sad. I used to dig Emo Phillips.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Anyone remember the OLD Battlestar Galactica?... Remember that kid who owned that little robotic teddy-bear... He's bAAAAaaack...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Welcome, frat brother, to your new home at Alpha Mega Homo!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wow, Dale, have you lost weight!... You look 30 pounds lighter! Yup, you sure look light in them loafers, that's for sure!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ted Nugent, bored with hunting deer, ups the ante.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If they're serious about getting additional votes, the Green Party really needs to get a new mascot.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In previous seasons, it was the Goa'uld...
Last season, it was the Ori...
Is it just me, or does next season's "bad guy" looks to be a little less menacing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

PIMF: "looks" = "look", and add a question mark at the end. (See what happens when a Diet Coke drinker has a normal, sugary Coke?)

Submariner said...

Is it just me or does Shelley Duvall looks like she's been working out?

Submariner said...

Geoffrey? Oh, he's, uh, out back dancing in circles, probably leaving 'shroom rings...

prince of leaves said...

A formative event in the life of a future serial murderer is captured on film.

prince of leaves said...

The new uniforms were to terrorist group ELF what goose-stepping and jodhpurs were to the NAZIs: a ridiculous affectation that one ought to laugh at, but didn't dare to.

Rodney Dill said...

"Uh, can I get the reverse horsey back ride next?"

divine miss m said...

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell.

jeff said...

Even at 50, it looks better on Cathy Rigby...

Submariner said...

ORA:

I'm Gumby. (dammit)

Submariner said...

Sen. Bobby Byrd's grandson carries on the family tradition of wearing politically incorrect attire, though not white sheets and a hood like grandpappy...

Submariner said...

Did thomeone thay they were holding tryoutth for Fleth Gordon II? I'd like the part of Dr. Jerkov'th athithtant...

Jonathan said...

In his "starving actor" days, Ray Romano auditioned for the gay p0rn flick "Peni$ Pan."

nevergrewup said...

Now I know what a suppository for the Jolly Green Giant looks like.