Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Most Offensive Caption Set Since the Matt Shepard Joke

1. "Hey, who do you have to blow to get some Jesus Juice around here?"

2. "Sorry Mom, I used up your Nair on my bikini area."

3. The Thursday pic on Barney Frank's weblog.

4. "Wow! That was some wave! I'm in Kansas now."

5. "Gee, Dad, when you said my birthday present would be something inflatable I could ride on, I thought..."

6. It was sad that Billy's mom tried to sell him off to support her meth habit. I was even sadder that she got more bids on the rubber raft.

7. In sales, presentation and knowing your client are all-important. Tommy is about to sell a rubber raft to Michael Jackson for $432,000.

8. "Gee, FEMA, this life raft would have been really handy about, oh, eight months ago!"

9. Where'd this raft come from? Where are the rest of my clothes? Who's the fat chick? Man, I have got to lay off the JD.

10. "I heard Rosie O'Donnell was retaining water and decided to take precautions."

Best of Jason
Andrew Sullivan sees two Game Boys in the picture.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Wilson?"

"I like the reverb when I fart on the plastic."

Best of David Simon
A young Greg Louganis lounges around, sans mom's high heels.

Best of Submariner
But Mr. Sullivan; you said we'd be playing some "water sports" today...

Yeah, Michael was ok, but Bubbles? MAN can that chimp "rock your Casbah" if you catch my drift!

Inflated scrotum guy - the early years.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Mary Kay Letourneau's backyard barbecue?

18 comments:

jeff said...

Billy never got the word that Speedos were the 2nd worst fashion idea ever, just following the blue-colored Gameboy.

While he was adequately prepared for the flood, tragically Billy forgot add extra batteries to his list of supplies.

Jason said...

Andrew Sullivan sees two Game Boys in the picture.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Nagin reveals New Orlean's new evacuation plan today.
Developing...

Rodney Dill said...

"Wilson?"

Rodney Dill said...

"The Wings are out, I'm ready for Summer."

Rodney Dill said...

"I like the reverb when I fart on the plastic."

David Simon said...

A young Greg Louganis lounges around, sans mom's high heels.

Submariner said...

Nothin', nothin' - just kickin' back, havin' a Bud, waitin for my bladder to be ready to fill my dingy-pool. You?


Great set - I especially liked #4 and #5

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mary Kay Letourneau's backyard barbecue?

Submariner said...

Hi Dad; Mom said as long as I had the "Hershey-squirts" I had to stay in the boat so she could just hose me off...

Son Of The Godfather said...

When a different kid in New Orleans received a beach chair for Christmas, it was clear to all that Santa was back on the junk.

Submariner said...

But Mr. Sullivan; you said we'd be playing some "water sports" today...

Submariner said...

Yeah, Michael was ok, but Bubbles? MAN can that chimp "rock your Casbah" if you catch my drift!

Submariner said...

Oh, good heavens. Someone's copped my tinkle.

Submariner said...

Inflated scrotum guy - the early years.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee The Flying WASP.

Kevin Walker said...

Brokeback Rapids?

Submariner said...

Nah, Brokeback Fountain.