1. "Girlfriend, did you make that jacket out of placemats from 'On The Border?' Tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky." 2. Evo promises the workers he will anally rape Hugo until the international capitalist system is overthrown.
3. "They love it when you kiss the back of their neck and sing 'Heat of the Moment' in a Barry White voice."
4. "Forget pocket pool, amigo. Let me show you the true meaning of behind the eight-ball."
5. "Hey Amigo, how about a burrito and some hot anal action? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like burritos?"
6. "Nice jacket, wanna screw?"
Best of andthenblammo!
"Yes, we have a new price schedule for all that natural gas you buy from us. Rather than take a lot of time explaining it, I'll just show you how it works.........."
"And that's how you tell if a jacket fits well. Now turn around, and I'll show you what it means when the tailor asks you if you 'dress right' or 'dress left'......."
Mr. Bean meets....well, Mr. Bean.
"Your favorite movie is Brazil, Lula? Mine's Brokeback Mountain!"
"Now turn around..Surprise! I bought you Paraguay! Happy anniversary!"
Best of Rodney Dill
So thats why they put the slit in the back of the suit jacket.
Best of Submariner
A paraguays, heh heh, heh heh...
Evo: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Lula: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Evo: Wherever liberty is threatened, well - two out of three ain't bad!
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Hugo, stand up and say so!
Best of sonicfrog
OK. You stand right here. Yeah, that's about right..... OK. FIRE!!!
Best of Cybrludite
Um, Evo, he's got a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle. Hiding behind me isn't going to do you any good...
Evo reveals his plot to take over the world using clones of Paul Krugman.
Roto-Reuters photo/ Enrique Marcarian. Multiple requests for this, AM and Franco among them.
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"Yes, we have a new price schedule for all that natural gas you buy from us. Rather than take a lot of time explaining it, I'll just show you how it works.........."
"Oh, no , Chavez has that 'I need some manly lov'n' look on his stupid puss. Hide me!"
"And that's how you tell if a jacket fits well. Now turn around, and I'll show you what it means when the tailor asks you if you 'dress right' or 'dress left'......."
Mr. Bean meets....well, Mr. Bean.
"Evo promises the workers he will anally rape Hugo"
Uh, that's Lula, not Hugo.
(Hugo's much more butch)
So thats why they put the slit in the back of the suit jacket.
"Your favorite movie is Brazil, Lula? Mine's Brokeback Mountain!"
"Now turn around..Surprise! I bought you Paraguay! Happy anniversary!"
A paraguays, heh heh, heh heh...
Eric Estrada proves the old cliche that behind every penis is an @$$-hole.
So, Lula, mes amigo, let me demonstrate why they call us "hot, Latin lovers..."
"...Look, you lost the bet; now go tell that fat Jap I want my matching 'beaner belt' back!"
Evo: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Lula: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Evo: Wherever liberty is threatened, well - two out of three ain't bad!
Evo, I know that I, Lula, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Lula; You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Evo: So when do you think you will open up your flower to me? Tonight? Or do I kill you?
OK. You stand right here. Yeah, that's about right..... OK. FIRE!!!
ORA:
Be the flame - not the moth.
ORA:
"...to understand that the purest form of love is of a man who denies himself... of a man who inspires worship... because he has no need for any woman. Because he has himself, and who is better, more beautiful, more powerful, more perfect... you're getting hard... more strong, more masculine, more extraordinary, more... It's rising, it's rising... more virile, domineering. More irresistible. It's up, it's in the air...
Um, Evo, he's got a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle. Hiding behind me isn't going to do you any good...
Evo reveals his plot to take over the world using clones of Paul Krugman.
Finding no Americans willing to do the task, day-laborer Poncho is hired to dance the Cha Cha Cha with the flatulent dink.
ORA:
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Hugo, stand up and say so!
Andrew Sullivan's writings has had an effect on South America.
"Yep, Hugo pasted a 'kick me' sign when he slapped you on the back, boss."
"Those nativist bigots won't let us live here, Lalo. But that doesn't mean I can't surprise you with a little bauble from Tiffany's!"
Hey! Are you the "Lola" they wrote the song about? You know; ♪Girls will be boys and boys will be girls...♪
Hold still, Lula. I'm giving you a a wedgie!
OBR: I wish I knew how to quit you, Ponch
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