Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Is it in yet?

1. "Girlfriend, did you make that jacket out of placemats from 'On The Border?' Tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky."

2. Evo promises the workers he will anally rape Hugo until the international capitalist system is overthrown.

3. "They love it when you kiss the back of their neck and sing 'Heat of the Moment' in a Barry White voice."

4. "Forget pocket pool, amigo. Let me show you the true meaning of behind the eight-ball."

5. "Hey Amigo, how about a burrito and some hot anal action? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like burritos?"

6. "Nice jacket, wanna screw?"

Best of andthenblammo!
"Yes, we have a new price schedule for all that natural gas you buy from us. Rather than take a lot of time explaining it, I'll just show you how it works.........."

"And that's how you tell if a jacket fits well. Now turn around, and I'll show you what it means when the tailor asks you if you 'dress right' or 'dress left'......."

Mr. Bean meets....well, Mr. Bean.

"Your favorite movie is Brazil, Lula? Mine's Brokeback Mountain!"

"Now turn around..Surprise! I bought you Paraguay! Happy anniversary!"

Best of Rodney Dill
So thats why they put the slit in the back of the suit jacket.

Best of Submariner
A paraguays, heh heh, heh heh...

Evo: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Lula: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Evo: Wherever liberty is threatened, well - two out of three ain't bad!

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Hugo, stand up and say so!

Best of sonicfrog
OK. You stand right here. Yeah, that's about right..... OK. FIRE!!!

Best of Cybrludite
Um, Evo, he's got a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle. Hiding behind me isn't going to do you any good...

Evo reveals his plot to take over the world using clones of Paul Krugman.

Roto-Reuters photo/ Enrique Marcarian. Multiple requests for this, AM and Franco among them.

28 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

"Yes, we have a new price schedule for all that natural gas you buy from us. Rather than take a lot of time explaining it, I'll just show you how it works.........."

andthenblammo! said...

"Oh, no , Chavez has that 'I need some manly lov'n' look on his stupid puss. Hide me!"

andthenblammo! said...

"And that's how you tell if a jacket fits well. Now turn around, and I'll show you what it means when the tailor asks you if you 'dress right' or 'dress left'......."

andthenblammo! said...

Mr. Bean meets....well, Mr. Bean.

Occasional Reader said...

"Evo promises the workers he will anally rape Hugo"

Uh, that's Lula, not Hugo.

(Hugo's much more butch)

Rodney Dill said...

So thats why they put the slit in the back of the suit jacket.

andthenblammo! said...

"Your favorite movie is Brazil, Lula? Mine's Brokeback Mountain!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Now turn around..Surprise! I bought you Paraguay! Happy anniversary!"

Submariner said...

A paraguays, heh heh, heh heh...

Submariner said...

Eric Estrada proves the old cliche that behind every penis is an @$$-hole.

Submariner said...

So, Lula, mes amigo, let me demonstrate why they call us "hot, Latin lovers..."

Submariner said...

"...Look, you lost the bet; now go tell that fat Jap I want my matching 'beaner belt' back!"

Submariner said...

Evo: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Lula: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Evo: Wherever liberty is threatened, well - two out of three ain't bad!

Submariner said...

Evo, I know that I, Lula, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Submariner said...

Lula; You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Evo: So when do you think you will open up your flower to me? Tonight? Or do I kill you?

sonicfrog said...

OK. You stand right here. Yeah, that's about right..... OK. FIRE!!!

Submariner said...

ORA:

Be the flame - not the moth.

Submariner said...

ORA:

"...to understand that the purest form of love is of a man who denies himself... of a man who inspires worship... because he has no need for any woman. Because he has himself, and who is better, more beautiful, more powerful, more perfect... you're getting hard... more strong, more masculine, more extraordinary, more... It's rising, it's rising... more virile, domineering. More irresistible. It's up, it's in the air...

Cybrludite said...

Um, Evo, he's got a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle. Hiding behind me isn't going to do you any good...

Cybrludite said...

Evo reveals his plot to take over the world using clones of Paul Krugman.

What, me worry? said...

Finding no Americans willing to do the task, day-laborer Poncho is hired to dance the Cha Cha Cha with the flatulent dink.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Hugo, stand up and say so!

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan's writings has had an effect on South America.

David Simon said...

"Yep, Hugo pasted a 'kick me' sign when he slapped you on the back, boss."

David Simon said...

"Those nativist bigots won't let us live here, Lalo. But that doesn't mean I can't surprise you with a little bauble from Tiffany's!"

Submariner said...

Hey! Are you the "Lola" they wrote the song about? You know; ♪Girls will be boys and boys will be girls...

Anonymous said...

Hold still, Lula. I'm giving you a a wedgie!

attmay said...

OBR: I wish I knew how to quit you, Ponch