1. "L'chaim!"
2. The two surviving members of The Village People "Pack 'em in" at a charity concert in Golden Gate Park.
3. "Dang, Sullivan, How many of these things do you have stuffed up there?"
4. Iran unveils its first enriched plutonium penile implants.
5. "Now, who would send us two metal pipes? What's the name on the return address? Ted Kas..." KA-BOOM!
6. Iran unveils "the latest in atomic powered feminine protection."
7. "Dammit, Padawan, I told you to put fresh Duracells in the light sabers."
8. This year, Perfect Stranger-con's Balki look-alike contest ended in a tie.
9. You know you've done too much acid when you try to give a suppository to a painted-on dove.
10. "I don't know why the American's like Dove bars so much. They do nothing for me."
Best of Cybrludite
You know, Abdul, there has got to be a better way of getting the two sub-critical masses of weapons grade uranium together to detonate this thing...
Super obssessed fans reinact the naming of the classic late-70s rock group "Steely Dan".
Best of Rodney Dill
"At last the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
Best of Divine Miss M
Just don't cross the streams. That would be bad.
(Singing) This is the dawning of the age of intifada.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
It can be a bitch when a giant dove flys out of nowhere to steal your enriched uranium.
"Wonder-prick powers, ACTIVATE!" "Form of: a Kwik-E-Mart cashier!" "Shape of: a pungent taxi-cab driver!"
Best of The Man
I see your Uranianium Tube is as big as mine.
Andrew Sullivan Google Search: "Iranian Men with big rods"
Best of Silhouette
Behold! Our new roll-on deoderant. We are sure.
Behold! We have both been allowed control of the remote.
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Say, Ibrahaim? You ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?"
Best of prince of leaves
At the end of the atomic karaoke extravaganza, Ahmadinejad announced that he was unilaterally renaming element #92 "Iranium" in honor of his nationalistic nuclear megalomania.
"How ironic -- just last night I was watching movie called Silkwood on secret digital satellite dish..."
Best of Submariner
Aaaargh, to our first, smelly, 50¢ piece!
Promo poster for Ang Lee's new remake of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"
Best of What, me worry?
Abdrool and Awktooey celebrate the opening of their third 7/11.
In toasting the Grand Ayatollah, the two Iranian twinks couldn’t decide if he was marvelous or simply divine.
Brokeback Mujahideen: “I wish I knew how to saw your infidel head off”.
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40 comments:
You know, Abdul, there has got to be a better way of getting the two sub-critical masses of weapons grade uranium together to detonate this thing...
The reason for the odd shape of the odd shape of the WGU the Iranians used for their terrorist nukes? Has to do with just where they hid them to get them through customs.
Super obssessed fans reinact the naming of the classic late-70s rock group "Steely Dan".
"At last the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
"Skoal"
Just don't cross the streams. That would be bad.
It can be a bitch when a giant dove flys out of nowhere to steal your enriched uranium.
"Wonder-prick powers, ACTIVATE!"
"Form of: a Kwik-E-Mart cashier!"
"Shape of: a pungent taxi-cab driver!"
"Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!..."
"Who's for shorter verification words on V the K's Caption This site?... Show of hands..."
I don't get it... What good is collecting bird saliva going to do?
ORA - Logan's Run:
"Abdullah & Rashid, welcome to Carousel!"
I see your Uranianium Tube is as big as mine.
Andrew Sullivan Google Search: "Iranian Men with big rods"
Behold! Our new roll-on deoderant. We are sure.
Behold! We have both been allowed control of the remote.
"Should the rods be floating away, Achmed?"
"Helium, uranium, they are all the same. Don't question me, I went to American online college!"
These must be those nuclear arms I've heard about.
Does your hand feel like it's burning?
This is just a prop right?
Bird flu?
This is the dawning of the age of intifada.
Look at those doves. Did John Woo direct the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" sequel???
"Say, Ibrahaim? You ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?"
"Dare to Be Shia!"
At the end of the atomic karaoke extravaganza, Ahmadinejad announced that he was unilaterally renaming element #92 "Iranium" in honor of his nationalistic nuclear megalomania.
Aaaargh, to our first, smelly, 50¢ piece!
To honor killings, Mike al'Moore, and car swarms, but most of all - to our children. They blow up so quickly these days...
"See, Reza? If you hold it up to the light like so, you can see Armageddon!"
Achmed. Don't look now, but you can see up our brother Hugo's Burkha; it ain't pretty...
Promo poster for Ang Lee's new remake of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"
"How ironic -- just last night I was watching movie called Silkwood on secret digital satellite dish..."
"Hey look! These things put out a neat blue glow when you get them close together!"
To St. Pancake!
Abdrool and Awktooey celebrate the opening of their third 7/11.
Abdrool and Awktooey, the last two living flamers in Iran, prefer to toast in the general direction of Mecca five times a day rather than to get down on their knees to anyone but each other.
Wikipedia search results; bird flu epidemic: “Believed to launched by two Iranian flamers (see insert) and intended to bring destruction to all infidels, the blah blah blah…”.
In toasting the Grand Ayatollah, the two Iranian twinks couldn’t decide if he was marvelous or simply divine.
When giant doves suddenly appeared in the sky around Abdul and Akmed, they fancied themselves to be Sigmund and Roy. Where upon, stones also began to appear.
Brokeback Mujahideen: “I just can’t saw your infidel head off”.
The Microsoft Corporation has even outsourced toasting to India?
In Gus Van Sant's remake of Lost in Translation, Andrew and The Boyfriend offer Hamid and Mohammed $100 to polish their knobs.
"...and you create a critical mass by bringing the two halves together, just like this..."
I told you mine was bigger. Now everybody knows.
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