Between work and having to write-up the Synopsis of the '24' Season Finale at B4B, I'm swamped, so, here, get this captioned up and I'll cut right to the best ofs.
Best of The Man
The news of Jack Bauer's arrival in China has given 1.2 billion Chinese an excuse to get the hell out. Andrew Sullivan's google search for "Chinese Blow Jobs" Brokeback China opens up with a bang, but in the end...it blows.
There - first for Jack Bauer, Andrew Sullivan, and Brokeback reference! Now, how to tie this in to kids in leotards, Johnny Weir, and VtheK's new job.
Best of David Simon
Panic ensued as it was announced that anyone who couldn't pronounce the letter L would be thrown overboard.
Kim Jong Il's starving subjects were not amused when he told them it would taste like chicken.
Best of Citizen Grim
"Death by Tentacled Beast" wasn't the most subtle mass execution in Mao's repertoire, but then, he was never known for his subtleties.
Best of Submariner
Ah, sure an' begorrah. 'Tis only the O'Sullivan's little people inflating young Andrew's anal O rings...
Best of tuffbeingright
Sadly, the Guinness people had no category for "Largest collection of circular bugars."
Urged by the promise of $1,000 and instant fame, workers feverishly competed to construct a new diaphragm for Paris Hilton.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Once more crack about rings around Uranus and I'll..."
These are not the ellipsoids you are looking for...
Best of What, me worry?
A mean drunk, the Jolly Green Giant orders: “Eat my pubic hairs or die!”
Kim Jung Il will be very disappointed when he finds out that his hapless slave laborers got it wrong again when he said he wanted his lover to experience “really big O’s”.
Best of Silhouette
Chef Boy-R-Dee's surreal new ad campaign for pesto Spaghetti-Os
Hemorrhoid pandemics at sea
“Orange hunting vests becrause Cheney visiting with US deregation. The rife preservers becrause Kennedy come too.”
Inspired by Rodney Dill
Giant Soylent Cheerios are made out of people
Hat tip: Brenda Walker
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