1. "That should show the Great Satan who's nuts."
2. "Designer originals from the Kim Jong-il collection, new at Penney's."
Dog: Hey, would you take those f**king things off?
Boy: I never got to use night-vision.
Dog: They do not work during the day!
Boy: Yeah, they kinda work.
4. "These glasses, a solar eclipse, an estruating dog, a Pink Floyd double album, two hits of acid...life don't get no better than this!"
5. "These are the most powerful beer goggles known to man and you still look like a horse-faced piece of crap. Sorry, Sarah Jessica Parker."
6. Cruel things to do to a blind boy and his seeing eye dog.
7. "Over-accessorized? Girlfriend, I am a princess!"
8. "Damn, these X-ray specs really work. Now, to find some sheep."
Looted this Booty from the AssPress Pictorial Graveyard, Yarrrr....