1. Andrew Sullivan would love to spend the night with her... hat. 2. Hillary Clinton wrapped her birthday present to Janet Reno in a very pretty package.
3. "Like the hat? Barney Frank had a yard sale."
4. "I can't wait to meet this 'Gorack' guy from eHarmony. I hope he's nice."
5. Sheila's way of always honoring Jon-Benet Ramsey's birthday was just uber-creepy.
6. SOTG, Submariner, and WhatmeWorry get into a fierce fist-fight over who would have the honor of 'deflowering' her.
Best of Rodney Dill
Some varieties of flower are especially well known for their low hanging fruit.
Best of AM42
New, from the makers of Chia Pet...
Best of Submariner
'Tis amazing what grows out of Andy Rooney's ear...
I'd certainly like to plant something in that bed of roses (if you know what I mean...)
Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.
Best of The Man
Illegal immigrants wear hats that American will not wear.
Best of jeff
Audrey Hepburn - the wild years.
Best of Silhouette
Tiffany was turned down for the Tournament of Roses parade because of the requirement that all decorations be real.
The light floral scent masks any smelly pirate-ness.
Best of What, me worry?
Bob put daffodils on his privates and suggested some “cross pollination”.
Joan tries her best to woo the gathering of metrosexuals.
“Business is booming” replied Bob when asked how the new receptionist was working out at his FTD franchise.
Things got a little racy at this year’s annual convention of the American Horticultural Society.
“Are they succulents or man-eaters?” chuckled the drunken botanist at the American Horticultural Society meeting. Joan replied, “I don’t know, but they certainly don’t go with PANSIES!.
Best of jbinnout
While busy at the new job, V the K still has time to keep abreast of new floral hat designs.
Best of Mr. Right
Hat? What hat???
Best of Slappy
And then they released the bees...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Queue Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On"...
Q: What kind of bees do you see in the picture?
A: BOO bees!
OK, you have your "fat girls in flour", and then you have your "phat girls in flower". English is a confusing language.
"Hey buddy, what do you think you're looking at?... My t*ts are down here!"
Hat tip: El Hombre.
Cource: Aqui.
42 comments:
Some varieties of flower are especially well known for their low hanging fruit.
Bill Clinton decides to take up a little gardening in his retirement.
New, from the makers of Chia Pet...
'Tis amazing what grows out of Andy Rooney's ear...
As Bob Hope would sing:
♪Thanks, for the mammaries...♪
ORA:
Eat your heart out, Connie Chung!
Remember the year when Hugh Heffner was the Grand Marshall of the Easter Parade?
ORA -
Come on. Come on, Dover.
Come on.
Come on, Dover!
Come on!
Come on, Dover!
Move your bloomin' arse!
Illegal immigrants wear hats that American will not wear.
V. the K. said...
6. SOTG, Submariner, and WhatmeWorry get into a fierce fist-fight over who would have the honor of 'deflowering' her.
Talk about your "Run for the Roses!"
I'd certainly like to plant something in that bed of roses (if you know what I mean...)
Gives new meaning to the term "hat tip."
Hat tip to Silloutte's ORA:
The singing in the "My Fair Lady" remake wasn't very good, but the guys watching didn't mind at all. Didn't notice, actually.
Audrey Hepburn - the wild years.
ORA:
Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.
Tiffany was turned down for the Tournament of Roses parade because of the requirement that all decorations be real.
RE: Silloutte's ORA:
My "Fair" Lady? Heck, I'd take her as my 'carnival' lady, my 'garage sale' bimbo, my 'couch potato' girl...
The light floral scent masks any smelly pirate-ness.
Apparently today is "Say Something Hat" Thursday.
That's no hat. That poor woman has the worst. case of dandruff. ever.
Bob put daffodils on his privates and suggested some “cross pollination”.
Joan tries her best to woo the gathering of metrosexuals.
“Business is booming” replied Bob when asked how the new receptionist was working out at his FTD franchise.
Things got a little racy at this year’s annual convention of the American Horticultural Society.
“Are they succulents or man-eaters?” chuckled the drunken botanist at the American Horticultural Society meeting. Joan replied, “I don’t know, but they certainly don’t go with PANSIES!.
Obviously a fruit tree as it has a nice pear.
(suxopucr - word verification)
While busy at the new job, V the K still has time to keep abreast of new floral hat designs.
Hat? What hat???
Hmph! Women shouldn’t dress so showily lest it scare fragile, delicate men.
And then they released the bees...
Queue Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On"...
Q: What kind of bees do you see in the picture?
A: BOO bees!
(Oh, Sub, you did NOT just roll your eyes at me! ;)
Guys, it's the perfect weight-loss gimmick. Now you can do what we're all thinking we want to do, AND have a delicious salad at the same time!
Ya think the carpet matches the drapes?
OK, you have your "fat girls in flour", and then you have your "phat girls in flower". English is a confusing language.
"Hey buddy, what do you think you're looking at?... My t*ts are down here!"
Submariner's laundromat always wondered why his dirty boxers always had a fresh, floral scent.
I must be part bee... Cuz I'm feeling a compulsion to pollenate.
Nice areo... err, uhm... GLADiolas...
Obviously shooting for Mr. Blackwell's '2006 Breast Dressed List.'
(and she'll get one of my votes...)
V. - re your #6? SOTG or WMW can deflower all they want. I wanna de-lapel 'er...
Son Of The Godfather said...
Nice areo... err, uhm... GLADiolas...
Makes me think about taking up politics and learning the time-honored tradition of glad-handing the constituency...
Wonder if she's into casual pollination with hybrids?
I wish she would put her tulips on my periwinkle.
Joan never found out who put the Miracle-Gro in her shampoo.
While gene splicing held much promise, it also caused a few anomolies.
That's not a hat - that's cottage cheese!
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