Thursday, May 25, 2006

Flowers on her head? Never noticed.

1. Andrew Sullivan would love to spend the night with her... hat.

2. Hillary Clinton wrapped her birthday present to Janet Reno in a very pretty package.

3. "Like the hat? Barney Frank had a yard sale."

4. "I can't wait to meet this 'Gorack' guy from eHarmony. I hope he's nice."

5. Sheila's way of always honoring Jon-Benet Ramsey's birthday was just uber-creepy.

6. SOTG, Submariner, and WhatmeWorry get into a fierce fist-fight over who would have the honor of 'deflowering' her.

Best of Rodney Dill
Some varieties of flower are especially well known for their low hanging fruit.

Best of AM42
New, from the makers of Chia Pet...

Best of Submariner
'Tis amazing what grows out of Andy Rooney's ear...

I'd certainly like to plant something in that bed of roses (if you know what I mean...)

Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.

Best of The Man
Illegal immigrants wear hats that American will not wear.

Best of jeff
Audrey Hepburn - the wild years.

Best of Silhouette
Tiffany was turned down for the Tournament of Roses parade because of the requirement that all decorations be real.

The light floral scent masks any smelly pirate-ness.

Best of What, me worry?
Bob put daffodils on his privates and suggested some “cross pollination”.

Joan tries her best to woo the gathering of metrosexuals.

“Business is booming” replied Bob when asked how the new receptionist was working out at his FTD franchise.

Things got a little racy at this year’s annual convention of the American Horticultural Society.

“Are they succulents or man-eaters?” chuckled the drunken botanist at the American Horticultural Society meeting. Joan replied, “I don’t know, but they certainly don’t go with PANSIES!.

Best of jbinnout
While busy at the new job, V the K still has time to keep abreast of new floral hat designs.

Best of Mr. Right
Hat? What hat???

Best of Slappy
And then they released the bees...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Queue Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On"...

Q: What kind of bees do you see in the picture?
A: BOO bees!

OK, you have your "fat girls in flour", and then you have your "phat girls in flower". English is a confusing language.

"Hey buddy, what do you think you're looking at?... My t*ts are down here!"

Hat tip: El Hombre.
Cource: Aqui.

42 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Some varieties of flower are especially well known for their low hanging fruit.

Rodney Dill said...

Bill Clinton decides to take up a little gardening in his retirement.

AM42 said...

New, from the makers of Chia Pet...

Submariner said...

'Tis amazing what grows out of Andy Rooney's ear...

Submariner said...

As Bob Hope would sing:
♪Thanks, for the mammaries...♪

Submariner said...

ORA:

Eat your heart out, Connie Chung!

Silhouette said...

Remember the year when Hugh Heffner was the Grand Marshall of the Easter Parade?

Silhouette said...

ORA -

Come on. Come on, Dover.
Come on.
Come on, Dover!
Come on!

Come on, Dover!
Move your bloomin' arse!

The Man said...

Illegal immigrants wear hats that American will not wear.

Submariner said...

V. the K. said...
6. SOTG, Submariner, and WhatmeWorry get into a fierce fist-fight over who would have the honor of 'deflowering' her.


Talk about your "Run for the Roses!"

Submariner said...

I'd certainly like to plant something in that bed of roses (if you know what I mean...)

Silhouette said...

Gives new meaning to the term "hat tip."

jeff said...

Hat tip to Silloutte's ORA:
The singing in the "My Fair Lady" remake wasn't very good, but the guys watching didn't mind at all. Didn't notice, actually.

Audrey Hepburn - the wild years.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.

Silhouette said...

Tiffany was turned down for the Tournament of Roses parade because of the requirement that all decorations be real.

Submariner said...

RE: Silloutte's ORA:
My "Fair" Lady? Heck, I'd take her as my 'carnival' lady, my 'garage sale' bimbo, my 'couch potato' girl...

Silhouette said...

The light floral scent masks any smelly pirate-ness.

divine miss M said...
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divine miss m said...

Apparently today is "Say Something Hat" Thursday.

champaignken said...

That's no hat. That poor woman has the worst. case of dandruff. ever.

What, me worry? said...
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What, me worry? said...

Bob put daffodils on his privates and suggested some “cross pollination”.

Joan tries her best to woo the gathering of metrosexuals.

“Business is booming” replied Bob when asked how the new receptionist was working out at his FTD franchise.

Things got a little racy at this year’s annual convention of the American Horticultural Society.

“Are they succulents or man-eaters?” chuckled the drunken botanist at the American Horticultural Society meeting. Joan replied, “I don’t know, but they certainly don’t go with PANSIES!.

Rodney Dill said...

Obviously a fruit tree as it has a nice pear.

(suxopucr - word verification)

jbinnout said...

While busy at the new job, V the K still has time to keep abreast of new floral hat designs.

Mr. Right said...

Hat? What hat???

laurie2k said...

Hmph! Women shouldn’t dress so showily lest it scare fragile, delicate men.

Slappy said...

And then they released the bees...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Queue Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On"...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: What kind of bees do you see in the picture?
A: BOO bees!

(Oh, Sub, you did NOT just roll your eyes at me! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Guys, it's the perfect weight-loss gimmick. Now you can do what we're all thinking we want to do, AND have a delicious salad at the same time!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ya think the carpet matches the drapes?

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, you have your "fat girls in flour", and then you have your "phat girls in flower". English is a confusing language.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey buddy, what do you think you're looking at?... My t*ts are down here!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner's laundromat always wondered why his dirty boxers always had a fresh, floral scent.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I must be part bee... Cuz I'm feeling a compulsion to pollenate.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice areo... err, uhm... GLADiolas...

Submariner said...

Obviously shooting for Mr. Blackwell's '2006 Breast Dressed List.'
(and she'll get one of my votes...)

Submariner said...

V. - re your #6? SOTG or WMW can deflower all they want. I wanna de-lapel 'er...

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Nice areo... err, uhm... GLADiolas...


Makes me think about taking up politics and learning the time-honored tradition of glad-handing the constituency...

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Wonder if she's into casual pollination with hybrids?

What, me worry? said...

I wish she would put her tulips on my periwinkle.

Joan never found out who put the Miracle-Gro in her shampoo.

While gene splicing held much promise, it also caused a few anomolies.

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

That's not a hat - that's cottage cheese!