1. "Yeah, I totally fracked her brains out. How could you tell?"
2. "Maybe if you let her shower, she wouldn't be so smelly."
3. "If that helicopter leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your .... aw, crap. Cut! Penelope Cruz is spazzing again."
4. And then, a passing seagull dropped a load right in her eye.
5. "Something about, 'Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.'"
6. "Looks like the Roophies are kicking in. Could you excuse us for, um, 10 minutes or so?"
7. "Great, Kathy, now, just rock your head from side to side and sing 'Isn't she lovely...'"