1. It's actually hard to top the original headline at Fox News: "Boy in Slinky Fuchsia Gown Denied Entrance to Prom."
2. V the K attempts the hat trick by offending Dawn, Andrew Sullivan, and Robert Byrd simultaneously.
3. "Care for a taste o' chocolate, Mr. Sullivan?"
4. "Gimme back my flower-hat, white bitch!"
5. "Dammit! Why am I always in heels whenever the Pistons make the playoffs."
6. ORA: On the Season Premier of Stargate SG-1, Merlin appears with a weapon to defeat the Ori in the form of a fabulous white beaded purse, but Col. Mitchell is too embarassed to carry it.
7. LeRoy made it as far as the final interview in the Clinton Internship Search before his tuck gave way.
8. His parents sort of had this coming for naming him Anal, even if they did pronounce it un-ALL.
9. This is nothing, you should have seen his date, who took the prom's 'black tie only' requirement literally.
10. "As a matter of fact, I am trying to look like a whore."
Best of The Man
Curtis Manning never let his CTU buddies know about his cross-dressing phase.
Behold one of the 72 virgins given to jihadist when they die. Allah laughes his ass off when they see their prize!
Best of champaignken
Vera Wang unveils her newest line of prom dresses for cross-dressing teens.
Avalon Manor serving the needs of the transvestic community for over 2 decades.
Best of silhouette
I'd like to thank my gym coach, for dressing us in sequined leotards.
Best of divine miss m
A delicate pink frock from Johnny Weir's 2006 men's formalwear collection.
Best of David Simon
Spike Lee tries his hand at horror. Movie Trailer: "If you thought that Carrie bitch was scary, wait 'til you see what's under this dress."
"Leave it to the racist crackers at Fox to get it wrong. Fuscia didn't design no gown; she the one who gave me this nasty-ass weave."
Best of Mr. Right
Hey, it was the only way he could get Eddie Murphy to take him to the prom, okay!
Best of Slappy
Meet the next governer of the fine State of New Jersey!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Avalon Manor" is an anagram for "Am Noon Larva"
Larva: earliest stage of any of various animals that undergo metamorphosis
Hey, if that bullsh*t works in the DaVinci Code...
Best of Rodney Dill
Cynthia McKinney was even ejected from her prom for lack of her carrying her student ID.
I treat my men like wood floors. Once I lay 'em right, I can walk all over them.
Best of Submariner
Muh G-string and muh bra are both stuffed...
You wouldn't let me in wearing my penis zip-up and jeans as "too casual." Now you won't let me in wearing a formal. Make up your damn mind!
Chaperones Bill and Shrillary saw him at the same time as they arrived in the parking lot. The race was on!
Hat Tip: David Simon