Thursday, May 25, 2006

CapThis: Your Premier Site for High School Cross-Dressing

1. It's actually hard to top the original headline at Fox News: "Boy in Slinky Fuchsia Gown Denied Entrance to Prom."

2. V the K attempts the hat trick by offending Dawn, Andrew Sullivan, and Robert Byrd simultaneously.

3. "Care for a taste o' chocolate, Mr. Sullivan?"

4. "Gimme back my flower-hat, white bitch!"

5. "Dammit! Why am I always in heels whenever the Pistons make the playoffs."

6. ORA: On the Season Premier of Stargate SG-1, Merlin appears with a weapon to defeat the Ori in the form of a fabulous white beaded purse, but Col. Mitchell is too embarassed to carry it.

7. LeRoy made it as far as the final interview in the Clinton Internship Search before his tuck gave way.

8. His parents sort of had this coming for naming him Anal, even if they did pronounce it un-ALL.

9. This is nothing, you should have seen his date, who took the prom's 'black tie only' requirement literally.

10. "As a matter of fact, I am trying to look like a whore."

Best of The Man
Curtis Manning never let his CTU buddies know about his cross-dressing phase.

Behold one of the 72 virgins given to jihadist when they die. Allah laughes his ass off when they see their prize!

Best of champaignken
Vera Wang unveils her newest line of prom dresses for cross-dressing teens.

Avalon Manor serving the needs of the transvestic community for over 2 decades.

Best of silhouette
I'd like to thank my gym coach, for dressing us in sequined leotards.

Best of divine miss m
A delicate pink frock from Johnny Weir's 2006 men's formalwear collection.

Best of David Simon
Spike Lee tries his hand at horror. Movie Trailer: "If you thought that Carrie bitch was scary, wait 'til you see what's under this dress."

"Leave it to the racist crackers at Fox to get it wrong. Fuscia didn't design no gown; she the one who gave me this nasty-ass weave."

Best of Mr. Right
Hey, it was the only way he could get Eddie Murphy to take him to the prom, okay!

Best of Slappy
Meet the next governer of the fine State of New Jersey!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Avalon Manor" is an anagram for "Am Noon Larva"
Larva: earliest stage of any of various animals that undergo metamorphosis
Hey, if that bullsh*t works in the DaVinci Code...

Best of Rodney Dill
Cynthia McKinney was even ejected from her prom for lack of her carrying her student ID.

I treat my men like wood floors. Once I lay 'em right, I can walk all over them.

Best of Submariner
Muh G-string and muh bra are both stuffed...

You wouldn't let me in wearing my penis zip-up and jeans as "too casual." Now you won't let me in wearing a formal. Make up your damn mind!

Chaperones Bill and Shrillary saw him at the same time as they arrived in the parking lot. The race was on!


Hat Tip: David Simon

29 comments:

The Man said...

Curtis Manning never let his CTU buddies know about his cross-dressing phase.

The Man said...

Behold one of the 72 virgins given to jihadist when they die.

Allah laughes his ass off when they see their prize!

champaignken said...

Vera Wang unveils her newest line of prom dresses for cross-dressing teens.

"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world. (except for Lola)
Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola"

Avalon Manor serving the needs of the transvestic community for over 2 decades.

silhouette said...

I'd like to thank my gym coach, for dressing us in sequined leotards.

divine miss m said...

A delicate pink frock from Johnny Weir's 2006 men's formalwear collection.

David Simon said...

Spike Lee tries his hand at horror. Movie Trailer: "If you thought that Carrie bitch was scary, wait 'til you see what's under this dress."

David Simon said...

19th century role model: Harriet Tubman; 20th century role model: Rosa Parks; 21st century role model: RuPaul.

David Simon said...

"Leave it to the racist crackers at Fox to get it wrong. Fuscia didn't design no gown; she the one who gave me this nasty-ass weave."

jeff said...

Check calendar...yes, it's Thursday. What did you do with VtheK!!!!!

"What do you think, boys - how far am I gonna get on attitude alone?"

What, me worry? said...

Thinking that the Albert Einstein Society’s “Black Holes” convention was a gathering of black hos, Ellema turned out in her Sunday finest.

attmay said...

The casting call for the remake of John Huston's 1951 classic The African Queen.

Mr. Right said...

Meanwhile, somewhere in California, RuPaul turned on his computer... and wept.

Mr. Right said...

Not-so-ORA:

"Hey! Rose goes in the front, big guy."

Mr. Right said...

Hey, it was the only way he could get Eddie Murphy to take him to the prom, okay!

laurie2k said...

"Use a condom or beat it."

Slappy said...

Meet the next governer of the fine State of New Jersey!

Son Of The Godfather said...

V the K knows what it's like to play The Crying Game...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Avalon Manor" is an anagram for "Am Noon Larva"

Larva: earliest stage of any of various animals that undergo metamorphosis

Hey, if that bullsh*t works in the DaVinci Code...

Rodney Dill said...

Cynthia McKinney was even ejected from her prom for lack of her carrying her student ID.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yo, you gonna open the door or what?"

Submariner said...

Muh G-string and muh bra are both stuffed...

Submariner said...

Now you know the real reason I played center on the football team...

Rodney Dill said...

Why Jerry Springer never runs out of material.

Submariner said...

You wouldn't let me in wearing my penis zip-up and jeans as "too casual." Now you won't let me in wearing a formal. Make up your damn mind!

Submariner said...

Chaperones Bill and Shrillary saw shim at the same time as they arrived in the parking lot. The race was on!

Submariner said...

ORA:

Let's round up some trucks and some queers and have us a good old fashioned fag drag!

Submariner said...

I like my men like I like my shoes - well broken in. What of it?

Rodney Dill said...

I treat my men like wood floors. Once I lay 'em right, I can walk all over them.

Submariner said...

Obviously a race fan. He's into drag...

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.