1. "... and the agent says, 'What do you call the act?' 'The Arisotocrats!'"
2. "So, I opened up on that bitch with a Tec-9 and greased his muthafarkin' ass!"
3. "Ain't it the shizzle, girls? It's a mixture of Ambien, quaaludes, and paint thinner washed down with scotch. I call it a 'Kennedy Cocktail.'"
4. "Great, with you, that makes 4 doms and 5 submissives. As soon as Butch Bertha gets here, we can start the orgy."
5. "Well, Sadie, thanks to those two nice Mexican men and their Black Lab, you have the lowest purity test score."
6. "Frankly, I don't know how to answer that question. Human sexuality is too complex for mere labels."
Americana comes mostly from here.