1. Though she's an early prototype, she's already more lifelike than Al Gore.
2. Daddy has one of these at home, but his is like a balloon.
3. SLAP! "No... wire... hangers!"
4. Even their androids are cross-eyed.
5. Honey, don't touch the Mimes.
6. Uh Oh, Mommy's on pills again...
7. The new, ethnically diverse Stepford holds Parent Teacher Conferences.
8. "Cold, rigid, and mechanical... but enough about my date with Paris Hilton, lets talk about this android."
9. That's right, sweetheart. By the time you're an adult, this technology will be so perfect, men won't even need you any more.
10. "Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those eyes of yours."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The asian appearance is by design... The shitty way it drives is purely coincidental.
"You say you are lying... but if you are lying then what you say can't be the truth and... Norman, please coordinate... Malfuction... Mal... func... tion... Me... love... you... loooooonnnnngggg... t-t-timmmmmmmmmme."
"THAT'S for hitting on my boyfriend, Mary-Kaye Letourneu-san-bot!"
Best of Divine miss M
"Number 12 looks just like you! Of course, this is Japan, after all…"
Best of Submariner
OBR: I wish I knew how to quit you, A27B9!
The roofies have definitely kicked in, papa-san. She's ready for your "date."
I was watching teacher during recess, Michiko. If you press the right spot behind this ear, she spreads her legs...
Best of The Man
Jack Bauer entered the room via the roof and cut out the eyeball of the terrorist, who did not flinch or move throughout the ensuing torture session. Jack Bauer assumed she was just a well diciplined terrorist.
David Blaine never expected such adverse effects from spending a week underwater. Andrew Sullivan is rumored to have bought a big bubble.
Best of attmay
How the heck do I set this thing to "love me long time"?
Best of What, me worry?
Michael Jackson looked longingly at the photo and whimpered, "That could have been me sitting in a chair with children lovingly touching my smooth girl skin, if only the plastic surgeons hadn't botched everything so horribly".
Hypnotized by watching Nancy Pelosi's evil index finger, legend had it that the Princess could only awaken when the right red-clad adolescent bitch-slapped her between 13:30 and 14:00.
Best of prince of leaves
"That's what you get for 'choosing a mortal life', Arwen...having your incorruptible elf-corpse propped up in a museum in Minas Tirith for schoolkids to gawp at."
Unfortunately, Dr. Song died suddenly, before he could replace the last of her temporary components with a more life-like version. -- Vincent Price voiceover from Edwina In-Sink-Erator-Crotch
An instant later, Ms. Roboto's jaws suddenly sprang open and devoured little Suya in one gulp. "Uh, we're still trying to refine its choice of fuel source," an embarrassed Dr. Park explained to the girl's grieving parents.
Source: Korea TimesHat TiPS the F