Thursday, May 11, 2006

Bimbot with Guest Caps from Sonic the Frog (S the F)

1. Though she's an early prototype, she's already more lifelike than Al Gore.

2. Daddy has one of these at home, but his is like a balloon.

3. SLAP! "No... wire... hangers!"

4. Even their androids are cross-eyed.

5. Honey, don't touch the Mimes.

6. Uh Oh, Mommy's on pills again...

7. The new, ethnically diverse Stepford holds Parent Teacher Conferences.

8. "Cold, rigid, and mechanical... but enough about my date with Paris Hilton, lets talk about this android."

9. That's right, sweetheart. By the time you're an adult, this technology will be so perfect, men won't even need you any more.

10. "Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those eyes of yours."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The asian appearance is by design... The shitty way it drives is purely coincidental.

"You say you are lying... but if you are lying then what you say can't be the truth and... Norman, please coordinate... Malfuction... Mal... func... tion... Me... love... you... loooooonnnnngggg... t-t-timmmmmmmmmme."
*FIZZLE*
*SMOKE*

"THAT'S for hitting on my boyfriend, Mary-Kaye Letourneu-san-bot!"

Best of Divine miss M
"Number 12 looks just like you! Of course, this is Japan, after all…"

Best of Submariner
OBR: I wish I knew how to quit you, A27B9!

The roofies have definitely kicked in, papa-san. She's ready for your "date."

I was watching teacher during recess, Michiko. If you press the right spot behind this ear, she spreads her legs...

Best of The Man
Jack Bauer entered the room via the roof and cut out the eyeball of the terrorist, who did not flinch or move throughout the ensuing torture session. Jack Bauer assumed she was just a well diciplined terrorist.

David Blaine never expected such adverse effects from spending a week underwater. Andrew Sullivan is rumored to have bought a big bubble.

Best of attmay
How the heck do I set this thing to "love me long time"?

Best of What, me worry?
Michael Jackson looked longingly at the photo and whimpered, "That could have been me sitting in a chair with children lovingly touching my smooth girl skin, if only the plastic surgeons hadn't botched everything so horribly".

Hypnotized by watching Nancy Pelosi's evil index finger, legend had it that the Princess could only awaken when the right red-clad adolescent bitch-slapped her between 13:30 and 14:00.

Best of prince of leaves
"That's what you get for 'choosing a mortal life', Arwen...having your incorruptible elf-corpse propped up in a museum in Minas Tirith for schoolkids to gawp at."

Unfortunately, Dr. Song died suddenly, before he could replace the last of her temporary components with a more life-like version. -- Vincent Price voiceover from Edwina In-Sink-Erator-Crotch

An instant later, Ms. Roboto's jaws suddenly sprang open and devoured little Suya in one gulp. "Uh, we're still trying to refine its choice of fuel source," an embarrassed Dr. Park explained to the girl's grieving parents.

Source: Korea TimesHat TiPS the F

30 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

The best part about the Lucy Lu Fembot 2.0?...
Two words: "Off Switch".

Son Of The Godfather said...

The asian appearance is by design...
The shitty way it drives is purely coincidental.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You say you are lying... but if you are lying then what you say can't be the truth and... Norman, please coordinate... Malfuction... Mal... func... tion... Me... love... you... loooooonnnnngggg... t-t-timmmmmmmmmme."
*FIZZLE*
*SMOKE*

Son Of The Godfather said...

"THAT'S for hitting on my boyfriend, Mary-Kaye Letourneu-san-bot!"

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
The asian appearance is by design...
The shitty way it drives is purely coincidental.


And it's superior math and sciences skills are entirely occidental...



'lo SOTG. How's it hangin'?

Submariner said...

So if she could slide down the banister, would she make a motorboat sound? I'm just askin...

divine miss M said...

"Number 12 looks just like you!"

Submariner said...

OBR:

I wish I knew how to quit you, A27B9!

Submariner said...

The roofies have definitely kicked in, papa-san. She's ready for your "date."

Submariner said...

Really miss Kimi-san; after visiting the principle for "lunch," you should wipe off your face before you come back into the classroom.

The Man said...

Jack Bauer entered the room via the roof and cut out the eyeball of the terrorist, who did not flinch or move throughout the ensuing torture session.

Jack Bauer assumed she was just a well diciplined terrorist.

The Man said...

David Blaine never expected such adverse effects from spending a week underwater.
Andrew Sullivan is rumored to have bought a big bubble.

What, me worry? said...
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Submariner said...

"How'd you get your skin so smooth, Oil of Olay™?"

"No, 5 buffings of progressively finer polymers..."

Submariner said...

I was watching teacher during recess, Michiko. If you press the right spot behind this ear, she spreads her legs...

What, me worry? said...

Seemingly unimpressed with a life-sized replica of Disney’s new “Transgender Pinocchio”, the children would soon be shocked when they discovered how the studio similarly modified Jiminy the Cricket.

attmay said...

How the heck do I set this thing to "love me long time"?

Submariner said...

Hillary Clinton took one look and asked if she could trade in Bill on this model.

What, me worry? said...

Recently outed by one of the tabloids, Pinocchio discovers that his acceptance of his transgender tendencies kept his nose from frequent eruptions. He was no longer living a lie.

What, me worry? said...

The first graders were too naive to contemplate the peculiarity of taking a field trip to the local MANIKINS-R-US store.

Stopping at the wax museum’s Arnold Schwarzenegger display, even the gullible Mulan knew that some of her more mischievous classmates had switched the signs around.

What, me worry? said...

"I overheard Daddy tell Mommy that she was as lifeless in bed as Sears window manikin, but why should that matter if she’s sleeping"?

What, me worry? said...

Seeking to appeal to Korean soccer moms, General Motors unveils their new line of oriental crash test dummies.

What, me worry? said...

Michael Jackson looked longingly at the photo and whimpered, "That could have been me sitting in a chair with children lovingly touching my smooth girl skin, if only the plastic surgeons hadn't botched everything so horribly".

What, me worry? said...

Even the poor excuse for bunny ears poking out of her mechanical head appeared artificial and stiff.

Smell my fingers, plastic imposter.

J.C.Whitney catalogue sales skyrocketed upon placing full color advertisements for the new MECHANICAL WENCH.

Hypnotized by watching Nancy Pelosi's evil index finger, legend had it that the Princess could only awaken when the right red-clad adolescent bitch-slapped her between 13:30 and 14:00.

prince of leaves said...

Elrond: "That's what you get for 'choosing a mortal life', Arwen...having your incorruptible elf-corpse propped up in a museum in Minas Tirith for schoolkids to gawp at."

prince of leaves said...

"Wow, she's almost as life-like as the real Mommy! Whatever happened to the real Mommy, anyway? Daddy? Daddy?"

prince of leaves said...

Unfortunately, Dr. Song died suddenly, before he could replace the last of her temporary components with a more life-like version. -- Vincent Price voiceover from Edwina In-Sink-Erator-pants

prince of leaves said...

An instant later, Ms. Roboto's jaws suddenly sprang open and devoured little Suya in one gulp. "Uh, we're still trying to refine its choice of fuel source," an embarrassed Dr. Park explained to the girl's grieving parents.

prince of leaves said...

Little Suya wonders: Do gyndroids dream of electric horses?

Submariner said...

Bill; "Warm skin but otherwise lifeless? Wouldn't be much different that Hillary, so sure, I'd still do her."
Hillary; "Giggidy, giggidy. So would I."