1. "It took a team of four white boys to get my hair this color." 2. "I love these matching prom outfits. Hey, didn't we used to have curtains?"
3. "Kfume, I'm saying you just ought to bring a tuxedo, just in case the Avalon Manor has a problem with silk embroidered parachute pants."
4. "Hi, I'm Eddie Murphy. Need a ride?"
5. "Baby, I'm hoping that 'nothin' but net' prom dress means I get unlimited lay-ups and... damn, this metaphor is going no where. Just let me bang you, okay?"
6. "Listen, don't let it spoil our prom or nothin', but my daddy just blew off the top of his head with a shotgun."
7. "Baby, you'll make twice as much in that outfit, easy. Would Mack Daddy lie to you?"
8. "Of course I'm wearing panties. I gotta keep my ankles warm."
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Riddle me this...which prom picture has the gayer guy...this one or Ms. Avalon Maner.
Leroy thought he got a great deal at MC Hammer's banruptcy garage sale. He is 2 legit 2 quit!
"You remembered your diaphragm, didn't you baby?" "I did better than that, Kadeem. I gots a picture of Miss Consumption Junction taped to my thighs."
Nice weave.
“You sees how the WHITE balloon is in front of the BLACK balloon? Tunishica, don’t tell me you had some racist ‘get your black ass in the back of the muthu f@ck@ng bus’ cracker snap your prom picture”.
Dear, what was the safeword again?
"Kachina stank so bad that the crackers needed balloons to hold the flowers up".
"Kfumu looked so gay that the black balloon was trying to hide in embarrassment".
The picture Bjork keeps in her purse to remind others that she is in fact the third worst dressed person on the planet.
The thought ballons at upper right represent everything that went into these costumes.
Fortunately for Laquitta, Dennis Rodman was available for the prom after all.
Money-Saving Prom Tips #23: Rodney and Rhonda model prom attire they made from one of Marlon Brando's cummerbunds found at the Rodeo Drive St. Vincent de Paul store.
I look at this and thank Heaven that my prom date never got it into her head to dye my hair peach-pink to match her dress.
You don't want to see the limo.
Upon hindsight, the prom committee had to admit that paintball probably wasn't a good pre-dance activity
They held their prom at the Flintstone's house?
They must be going to that famous French restaraunt in Harlem... Chez What?
"Ater flaying her kitten, Kimone's attentions turned to K'Zell's scalp."
Though we had no money, we did have a bolt of red cloth and two cargo nets. Voila! Prom attire...
The newest "initiation" into the Bloods was the most humiliating ever.
Theme for this year's prom MUST be "Tutti Frutti."
And somewhere in the city, Dawn's head explodes. Again.
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