1. "It took a team of four white boys to get my hair this color."
2. "I love these matching prom outfits. Hey, didn't we used to have curtains?"
3. "Kfume, I'm saying you just ought to bring a tuxedo, just in case the Avalon Manor has a problem with silk embroidered parachute pants."
4. "Hi, I'm Eddie Murphy. Need a ride?"
5. "Baby, I'm hoping that 'nothin' but net' prom dress means I get unlimited lay-ups and... damn, this metaphor is going no where. Just let me bang you, okay?"
6. "Listen, don't let it spoil our prom or nothin', but my daddy just blew off the top of his head with a shotgun."
7. "Baby, you'll make twice as much in that outfit, easy. Would Mack Daddy lie to you?"
8. "Of course I'm wearing panties. I gotta keep my ankles warm."