Monday, May 15, 2006

All They Need Is the Hooker

1. Brian had never seen Steve look more beautiful than at that moment.

2. "You rock, Barry! Wooo! Do 'I Write the Songs' Woo!"

3. Paying to have the scoreboard flash 'Will you marry me?' was cheesy, and cliched... but exactly the kind of thing that made Steve fall in love with Brian in the first place.

4. "And you wanted to go antiquing."

5. The Goldwater Memorial was a casual affair.

Best of Submariner
Are you blind or just stupid? See my tiara? I'm a "princess," not a "pirate."

Best of David Simon
Figures the San Francisco guy would be wearing melon chiffon and a satin tiara.

"I'm glad you burger folks got rid of that creepy "King," but I'm not sure this new spokesman is much of an improvement."

Best of What, me worry?
Working the camera on is cell phone, the man hoped his picture of the two flabby behinds in open-ass leather chaps would be good enough for the CAPTION THIS! web site.

Best of Van Helsing
The guy on the right can't be Barry in SF. His head is smaller than a blue ribbon pumpkin.

Best of sonicfrog
You lied to me. You said you'ld be fat too!

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Poor Nigel! He's still living in his past glory as the Fire Island High School Senior Prom Queen from 1985.

Best of Divine miss M
To offset Hot Babe Thursday, V the K introduces Goofy Fat Guy Monday.

Best of Rodney Dill
It's been fun Ted, I guess we've really Bonded


Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Source: SI Photo Gallery. Uncredited

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

With Brokeback Psycho-Sports Fans the genre had jumped the shark.

Rodney Dill said...

Super-Size Me!

Submariner said...

Are you blind or just stupid? See my tiara? I'm a "princess," not a "pirate."

Submariner said...

Giving up on "gay marriage," homosexual couples are now working feverishly on a rights package for when they "barry."

Submariner said...

Perhaps they are fantasizing over a picture of Ma'amselle Bonds from spring training?

Submariner said...

Can somebody please tell me what mistake I'm making with my links. I'm using the format "a href:'>insert link<'/a with appropriate inserted forward and backward carats. But I keep getting a Blogger ad vice the link inserted. Thanks

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
Rosie O'Donnell and "very special friend" show off their finalized forms at a ballgame after completing gender transition. "The View" execs immediately cited Rosie for violation of her haircut clause since they didn't give permission.
Developing...

The Man said...

...but Barry is black.

David Simon said...

Figures the San Francisco guy would be wearing melon chiffon and a satin tiara.

David Simon said...

"mmm...Stevie, you look good enough to eat."

David Simon said...

"I'm glad you burger folks got rid of that creepy "King," but I'm not sure this new spokesman is much of an improvement."

What, me worry? said...
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What, me worry? said...

Although homonyms often confused them, it was obvious with whom the two members of the suicide cult wished to be buried: a smelly pirate hooker and the San Francisco Men’s Choir.

Kissing the frog helped Antoine find his prince charming faster than any gay chat room ever did.

“I’m calling the cops on you two freaks right now”, the man behind them said as he tired of their catcalls and kissing.

Working the camera on is cell phone, the man hoped his picture of the two flabby behinds in open-ass leather chaps would be good enough for the CAPTION THIS! web site.

“Does my tiara make my ass look fat”?

Rodney Dill said...

Should be < a href="http://link/"> link text < / a >

without the blank between the < and the a

Van Helsing said...

The guy on the right can't be Barry in SF. His head is smaller than a blue ribbon pumpkin.

sonicfrog said...

You lied to me. You said you'ld be fat too!

attmay said...

I haven't eaten since we went to that daycare center in Chinatown.

Jonathan said...

Poor Nigel! He's still living in his past glory as the Fire Island High School Senior Prom Queen from 1985.

Frank IBC said...

Here's one that's crying for captions...

http://discardedlies.com/entry/?15783_evo-morales-shows-brazils-lula-what-he-intends-to-do-to-brazils-gas-industry

divine miss M said...

To offset Hot Babe Thursday, V the K introduces Goofy Fat Guy Monday.

Rodney Dill said...

Ted Kennedy with the "Barry with fries and Coke" T-Shirt could not be fit in the camera frame no matter how hard the photographer tried.

Rodney Dill said...

It's been fun Ted, I guess we've really Bonded

What, me worry? said...

The stands behind them emptied out quickly as the two twits practiced their own mini "wave farting" cheering techniques.

At the General Mills stockholder convention, poor spellers yet big fans of Frankenberry and Count Chocula cereal ask for two more flavors: Pirateberry and SanFranberry.