Saturday, April 29, 2006

Yea! We like music!

1. Josh and Heather figured at least one of them was going to score backstage with John Tesh.

2. Unfortunately, the band could sense the presence of one audience member who was not ready to rock, and refused to perform.

3. The traditional burning of the American flag always brings the crowd to their feet at the ACLU's annual convention.

4. Inevitably, some liberals whined that Texas was making too much spectacle out of the death penalty, but hey, free beachball.

5. "Ein volk! Ein Reich! Ein volk! Ein Reich!" Hillary's campaign rallies take a sinister turn.

6. Attack of the Little Rabbit Foo-Foo's was one of the cheapest B-Movies ever made.

7. The addition of the first non-Asian to the Science Olympiad Team is a cause for celebration at Kenwood High School.

8. The Dixie Chicks' "America Sucks" Tour plays to a sell-out crowd in Berkeley.

Photo Source:
Detroit News Photoblog

18 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"Raise your hand if your Sure(TM)"

/getting it out of the way

Rodney Dill said...

After spotting an SOTG caption at mypetjawa.mu.nu the crowd goes wild in anticipation that he might make an appearance at Caption This!

Fish-Lips said...

This is the one where I fell in the mosh er.. arm pit... and my ex had the accident. I didn't like his wooden leg after that so I broke it off.

divine miss M said...

The entertainment at V the K's May Day birthday party never failed to delight all of his guests.

Submariner said...

World's.Largest.Stand-up.'Coaster.Ever.

Submariner said...

Suzy? I really like you, but could you put your arms down? Please? Yes, I'm sure...

Submariner said...

George really liked the changes and enthusiasm that Tony Snow brought to the White House Press Corps daily briefings.

Submariner said...

Andrew addressed the girl down front; "Honey, I appreciate your enthusiasm for the contest, but your brother has a prettier mouth. And the way he's praying to be picked?"

Jason said...

Two N'SYNC tickets: $160

N'SYNC T-shirt for girlfriend: $30

Pansy haircut: $25

Spending over $200 and still not getting any: pricless

Silhouette said...

Comment-section captioners react to the latest posting of The Best Of.

Silhouette said...

Is there such a thing as too much Zoloft?

Silhouette said...

Well, we know this picture wasn't taken in Europe.

Silhouette said...

Barry Manilow looked out at the young, hip, and very enthusiastic crowd and just knew he was being punked.

Jonathan said...

Casting call for "8 Mile II: Beverly Hills"

Submariner said...

A fitty cent crowd. NOT

Submariner said...

Though hard to understand, Delores screamed out "I've been geesed!" (After all, she can count.)

Son Of The Godfather said...

The announcement was official: Madonna had indeed decided to call her acting career quits.

Rodney Dill said...
After spotting an SOTG caption at mypetjawa.mu.nu the crowd goes wild in anticipation that he might make an appearance at Caption This!


Hah!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Man, who knew Napoleon D. had all those moves?"