Monday, April 10, 2006

Watch Out, Jimmuh Cahtuh

1. "Run away! Run away!"

2. "... and so, by the power vested in me by the Supreme Court of Massachussetts."

3. "Mr. Bonds? Looks like Fluffers got into your stash."

4. And then, to the children's horror, Elmer Fudd skinned and gutted Bugs Bunny.

5. Baal would be pleased by Earl's sacrifice, and grant him long life and dominion over his enemies.

6. "Are you sure about this, Mr. Gere?"


Emailed to me by Critical Matt.

57 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Took the Holy Tomahawk Cruise Missle to bring this one down.

Anonymous said...

Is Earl having a bad hare day?

[Curious Onlurker]

Anonymous said...

Oh, man, I can only imagine what kind of pregnancy this is going to be...

[Curious Onluker]

Anonymous said...

[Curious OnluRker]

PIMF

T. Harris said...

MMMMMMMM...gravy!

WALSTIB said...
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WALSTIB said...

Wallace: Looks like we've got our work cut out for us, eh Grommit!

WALSTIB said...

Enumclaw's Easter vacation promo picture.

WALSTIB said...

Ever notice how pet owners start looking like their pets? I'm just sayin'.

Rodney Dill said...

In Plains, Georgia this is what Y'all call a Pinata.

Rodney Dill said...

Caught this one around Chernobyl

WALSTIB said...

[riffing on Dan Akroyd]
Earl's House of Rabbit: You pick 'em, you skin 'em, you 'roast 'em and you eat 'em! Route 22 right cross from the Dairy Queen and Earls House of Beaver.

WALSTIB said...

Unable to control his voracious appetite for jumbo rabbit, Leroy's already chewed off a whole ear before the picture was even taken.

andthenblammo! said...

"Vell, my son said he wanted to start vun of those "big hare" rock groups, zo I tried to help...No gratitude, of course."

andthenblammo! said...

"I just raise rabbits; I don't understand why everybody is interested in what size our cat is. Got that, Mr. Flynt?"

attmay said...

'Ow to Speak Hillbilly: Thanksgiving dinner.

attmay said...

Billy Bob failed to get any eggs from the Easter Bunny by shaking him up and down. He did, however, get a nasty bite.

andthenblammo! said...

"Fine, Thumper, that's 4 bushels of carrots that aren't going to market. What do you have to say for yourself?"

"BUUUURRP!"

attmay said...

ORA: Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a nice, white rabbit?

attmay said...

Another ORA: I will call him George, and I will hug him and squeeze him...

Anonymous said...

Bunnies aren't cute
like every body s'poses
They got them hoppy legs
and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need good eye sight for any way?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
IT Must Be Bunnies!

... or maybe midgets!

WALSTIB said...

"...and now to complete the trick, I'll turn the rabbit back into my wife...wait a minute...on 2nd thought...is that taxidermist still in the audience?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Not only has this rabbit suddenly increased in size, but we have a jackass out back that's enormous . We've named it John Edwards........"

radio free fred said...

Barry Bond's Pet Rabbit

WALSTIB said...

Silly rabbit...Trix are for kids...and you are for dinner...and for a new coat for ma.

WALSTIB said...

He's passed on! This rabbit is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker!
He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace!
THIS IS AN EX-RABBIT!!

ThatGayConservative said...

"Honey! The rabbit died."

"I wish I knew how to quit you, Uncle Wiggily!"


BTW, what's an ORA?

attmay said...

ORA=Obscure Reference Alert

WALSTIB said...

All kidding aside, that is one big freakin' rabbit!!

bad-d-d-dude said...

If Barry ever spilled the contents of his Balco "energy" drinks on the floor, he liked to watch Bruno lick up the mess before he had the kitchen mopped.

JAINPHX said...

Caught this un on a spinner. yous shouda seen the one that got away.

Cybrludite said...

(ORA) Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!

Submariner said...

The attack of the 'killer tomatoes' was bad enough, but the following attack of the 'giant thumpers' pushed Conway over the edge.

Submariner said...

Dang it, Bubba; I said "club the girl and drag her back to the cabin by her hair." Idiot! You must take after the Kerry side of the family...

Submariner said...

I bet the farm on the turtle. I'm a guessin' I'll win... And supper'll be good, too.

Submariner said...

"Hey Bambi; look what I can do!" eh?
Well, hey Bambi; Look what I DID !
Bwahahahahahahahah!

Submariner said...

What am I gonna do with him? Skin, clean, fry, eat, nail the pelt next to the Tooth Fairy on the shed; you know, the usual...

Submariner said...

Caught this turd in the henhouse, disturbing my chickens, painting their eggs...

Submariner said...

LKT (Little Known Trivia):
The exact moment that Chuck Jones was struck with the inspiration for "Elmer Fudd does Opera."

Submariner said...

riffing on Walstib's entry

Claude's obsession for first chewing the ears off his chocolate bunny carried into adulthood.

jbinnout said...

Found out what was cloggin the sink, Ma. Just a little hare in the drain.

Anonymous said...

Gives new meaning to the term, "Breeding like rabbits".

Rodney Dill said...

David had never suspected that Goliath was a budding amateur magician until he inspected his hat.

Chevy Rose said...

So many groaners...So little time.

"Hare today..Stew tomorrow"

Submariner said...

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat...
Sunnuva - it worked!

Van Helsing said...

"This is the one that chased Jimmy Carter up a tree."

Submariner said...

I call 'er "Babs Mikulski" (for the obvious reason).

sonicfrog said...

Woah! Where were you thirty years ago? At my age, I'll have more good luck than years left!

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sonicfrog said...

Don't know what all the fuss's 'bout. Since they started buryin' that nuclear waste just out yonder, we've been eatin' REAL good!

Jason said...

Flopsy got into a fight with Chuck Norris and lost an ear. Earl considered him lucky.

ThatGayConservative said...

Thanks, Attmay.

Submariner said...

ORA:

A bunny named "Sue?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Well, there's Flopsy, and Mopsy, and Huggie, and Cottontail, and Mr. Hopsy......Oh, this one? This one I call 'Mongo'."

Fish-Lips said...

Beavers should not live near nuclear reactors.

attmay said...

And then Buster muttered "I'll get even with that Glenn Close bitch if it's the last thing I do!"

radio free fred said...

Bunny Rabbit And Captain Kangaroo Share Love Cottage