1. "Run away! Run away!"
2. "... and so, by the power vested in me by the Supreme Court of Massachussetts."
3. "Mr. Bonds? Looks like Fluffers got into your stash."
4. And then, to the children's horror, Elmer Fudd skinned and gutted Bugs Bunny.
5. Baal would be pleased by Earl's sacrifice, and grant him long life and dominion over his enemies.
6. "Are you sure about this, Mr. Gere?"
Emailed to me by Critical Matt.