1. Bad: Remaking Rocky Horror Picture Show. Really bad: Casting Josh Hartnett as Rocky and Morgan Freeman as Frankenfurter.
2. "Young man, tell me more of your harrowing escape from Barney Frank's basement."
3. "Well, young man, maybe I have the keys to the handcuffs and maybe I don't. You'll have to get on your knees to find out."
4. "This one will do nicely. Have him shaved and brought to my tent."
5. Morgan Freeman prepares to enjoy his usual lunch of cottage cheese smeared across the chest of a Sunset Boulevard rent boy.
Best of Submariner
Hmmm, ye-essss. This appears to be exactly what Justice Ginzburg ordered... Send it in.
I'm glad you could come, Prince Namor. The Montana seems to be ... missing ... and we need her found.
Best of Divine miss M
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
The Brokeback Redemption.
Best of Vagrant
Parade rest, you!
Best of David Simon
"My eyes are up here Mr. Freeman. I may be fresh white meat, but I'm still a person."
"And the best feature of my jockstrap briefs, is that you can insert your butt plug without taking them off.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Your name will be Toby."
Best of sonicfrog
Well, just look at you. I've been around Hollywood a long, long time. I've worked with many a fine, hot young prospect. Hell, I've been God on screen so many times I'm inclined to believe I am, so don't doubt what I tell you. And sir, as I, I mean God is my witness, I can tell you with the utmost certainty.... You are no Hollywood Hunk!!!
Dammit fellas! When I said I liked my meat to be white and lean, I was talking about turkey. TURKEY!!! Not this!
Best of prince of leaves
After nearly ten years as Secretary General, you'd think the French peacekeeper battalions would know my taste in kickbacks better than to send me this...
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