Friday, April 14, 2006

Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka

1. Bad: Remaking Rocky Horror Picture Show. Really bad: Casting Josh Hartnett as Rocky and Morgan Freeman as Frankenfurter.

2. "Young man, tell me more of your harrowing escape from Barney Frank's basement."

3. "Well, young man, maybe I have the keys to the handcuffs and maybe I don't. You'll have to get on your knees to find out."

4. "This one will do nicely. Have him shaved and brought to my tent."

5. Morgan Freeman prepares to enjoy his usual lunch of cottage cheese smeared across the chest of a Sunset Boulevard rent boy.

Best of Submariner
Hmmm, ye-essss. This appears to be exactly what Justice Ginzburg ordered... Send it in.

I'm glad you could come, Prince Namor. The Montana seems to be ... missing ... and we need her found.

Best of Divine miss M
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

The Brokeback Redemption.

Best of Vagrant
Parade rest, you!

Best of David Simon
"My eyes are up here Mr. Freeman. I may be fresh white meat, but I'm still a person."

"And the best feature of my jockstrap briefs, is that you can insert your butt plug without taking them off.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Your name will be Toby."

Best of sonicfrog
Well, just look at you. I've been around Hollywood a long, long time. I've worked with many a fine, hot young prospect. Hell, I've been God on screen so many times I'm inclined to believe I am, so don't doubt what I tell you. And sir, as I, I mean God is my witness, I can tell you with the utmost certainty.... You are no Hollywood Hunk!!!

Dammit fellas! When I said I liked my meat to be white and lean, I was talking about turkey. TURKEY!!! Not this!

Best of prince of leaves
After nearly ten years as Secretary General, you'd think the French peacekeeper battalions would know my taste in kickbacks better than to send me this...

Back to Cinema Friday with Mr Cranky

23 comments:

Submariner said...

Hmmm, ye-essss. This appears to be exactly what Justice Ginzburg ordered... Send it in.

Submariner said...

How do I know he isn't wired? Drop those boxers, boy!

Fish-Lips said...

"Are you free tomorrow night, Billy?"

"No.. but I'm on special the day after."

divine miss M said...

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Lyn said...

You can't handle the truth!

Submariner said...

Nice try you little dip, but I was in Prince of Thieves, not Men in Tights...

Submariner said...

ORA:

I'm glad you could come, Prince Namor. The Montana seems to be ... missing ... and we need her found.

Submariner said...

No, I'm not "Shari Bellafonte," and we don't "all look alike."

Rodney Dill said...

"Whaddya mean you can't jump?"

jeff said...

Blast... Submariner beat me to the Robin Hood joke.

"Kid, I'm not into that - but my bodyguard Frankie asks that you bend over please."

Vagrant said...

Parade rest, you!

cfrvexc said...

Let me tell ya, sonny, you're gonna wish you were Andy DuFraine before this night at Shawshank Prison is over.

divine miss M said...

The Brokeback Redemption.

David Simon said...

"My eyes are up here Mr. Freeman. I may be fresh white meat, but I'm still a person."

David Simon said...

"And the best feature of my jockstrap briefs, is that you can insert your butt plug without taking them off.

David Simon said...

"Hey boss, if you gettin' tired of administrem them titty twisters, I can do 'em."

Rodney Dill said...

"Your name will be Toby."

JAINPHX said...

I can see you ain't no brother

radio free fred said...

"Now That I Gave You The Shirt Off My Back Can I Leave?"

sonicfrog said...

Well, just look at you. I've been around Hollywood a long, long time. I've worked with many a fine, hot young prospect. Hell, I've been God on screen so many times I'm inclined to believe I am, so don't doubt what I tell you. And sir, as I, I mean God is my witness, I can tell you with the utmost certainty.... You are no Hollywood Hunk!!!

sonicfrog said...

Dammit fellas! When I said I liked my meat to be white and lean, I was talking about turkey. TURKEY!!! Not this!

sonicfrog said...

Hmmm. I had heard that Josh Hartnett liked his sugar daddy's to be brown sugar sweet.

prince of leaves said...

After nearly ten years as Secretary General, you'd think the French peacekeeper battalions would know my taste in kickbacks better than to send me this...