1. Finally, a use of some sort for Dick Cheney's discarded condoms. 2. Must... not... look... at... bulge...
3. When dating Sharon Stone, may we recommend a full body condom
4. "Laugh all you want. You won't be laughing when my boyfriend picks me up in his Mini-Jabba-the-Hutt-Land-Yacht
5. The insurgents laughed themselves silly during field trials of the new full body armor.
6. The Sci-Fi Channel Execs looked at each other nervously. "A weekly series based on Tron might work, but not with Michael Jeter in the lead."
7. When invited to Andrew Sullivan's house for the weekend, may we recommend...
8. "Mom! This NAMBLA Night Lite is freaking me out."
9. Unsurprisingly, the "Bug-Zapper Suit" did not make it to the final round of American Inventor.
10. "Note to self: Build a fly into the next suit."
Best of Rodney Dill
♫
I'm just a sweet TRONsvestite...
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Jimbo Tron, lesser known brother of Jumbo.
On the plus side, every time I go near Dick Cheney his pacemaker goes into overdrive.
"My Capacitor was charged but her resistor was to large for me."
"Are you ready for body cavity search now Congresswoman McKinney?"
Best of The Man
Does this hat make me look stupid?
How to embarrass your kid #1423 -Show up to parent/teacher conference in tight Tron outfit.
Best of Van Helsing
For a moment I thought George Galloway had found his way onto another reality show.
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"This will teach Lumberg not to take my stapler again!", mumbled Milton.
Best of Submariner
Unsure whether the front deciphered as "Muhammed" or was a stylized representation of a Dairy Queen, Mullah Abdul simply issued a kill fatwah.
Holy shnikees! He's got the whole Stealth fighter/bomber attack plan on his chest! Security lock down - NOW.
Barney Frank's children's program was quickly turned down by all networks, even PBS.
Inspired by Submariner
♫The Latex Fetishist is a person in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood... ♫
Best of Mr. Right
Reason number one George Lucas turned down Joel Schumacher as director of the most recent Star Wars films: Bulges on the new "stormtroops of love"!
The Blue Fairy grants Artoo Detoo's wish to become a real boy --- a wish he promptly regrets!
Best of WALSTIB
ding-dong... Package for you....
Best of Chip
The new Swiss Guard uniforms were both functional and, frankly, more macho than the old ones.
Best of Jason
Not pictured: Dignity
Timmeh! sent this. I don't know where he got it. I don't want to know.
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Disney lawyers were going to sue the guy for trademark infringement, but they pitied him enough already.
Charlie gets ready for Dork Fest 2006!
Constantly adding new features has been know to lead to code bloat.
The Hubble Space Telescope would always be disappointed to be the second nearsighted geek toy.
"I'm gonna put all them Stormtrooper wusses to shame!"
Spandex Bodysuit: $50
Bicycle helmet: $30
Blue tape: $10
Forgetting to
put a zipper in: Priceless
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I'm just a sweet TRONsvestite...
♫
Does this hat make me look stupid?
How to embarrass your kid #1423
-Show up to parent/teacher conference in tight Tron outfit.
Jimbo Tron, lesser known brother of Jumbo.
"So Fred where to you keep your wallet? Uh, never mind."
On the plus side, every time I go near Dick Cheney his pacemaker goes into overdrive.
"Honest, I didn't know Rep. Cynthia McKinney was a congresswoman."
Classifieds: Single White Male Connector seeks Female Connector for electrical discharge.
"My Capacitor was charged but her resistor was to large for me."
"Are you ready for body cavity search now Congresswoman McKinney?"
Still beats being a Lumberjack.
For a moment I thought George Galloway had found his way onto another reality show.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Nah. Just stupid".
Melvin decided to go to the Hackers Anonymous Halloween party as a motherboard.
"This will teach Lumberg not to take my stapler again!", mumbled Milton.
Unsure whether the front deciphered as "Muhammed" or was a stylized representation of a Dairy Queen, Mullah Abdul simply issued a kill fatwah.
I bet his suit glows in the dark... any takers? Anyone? Anyone? Beuhler?
Holy shnikees! He's got the whole Stealth fighter/bomber attack plan on his chest! Security lock down - NOW.
Prough91! Where ya been?
Bob wasn't nearly as disappointed as his mother/landlady when Queer Eye rejected her plea to help him out with his fashion choices.
I'm not wearing any underwear.
I should have never taken that bet
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Reason number one George Lucas turned down Joel Schumacher as director of the most recent Star Wars films: Bulges on the new "stormtroops of love"!
The Blue Fairy grants Artoo Detoo's wish to become a real boy --- a wish he promptly regrets!
In the Futuristic remake of Pinocchio it wasn't the nose that got longer when he lied.
ding-dong...
Package for you....
"French Sewage Workers Will Not Protest."
"Honey, I'm just runnin' down to the store for a minute. Need anything?"
The accidental exposure to radiation led to massive molecular mutation and the creation of Dork Man. Though saddled with a miniscule package, Dork Man had one amazing superpower: keeping a straight face when looking in the mirror.
The guy who played Dr. Bombay on "Bewitched" stars in "Tron! The Musical", opening (and closing) soon on Broadway.
ORA:
Q's draft blueprint for a replicant left much to be desired...
To infinity, and beyond! (Crap; forgot my wings...)
Barney Frank's children's program was quickly turned down by all networks, even PBS.
Is their any better example that proves the world would be a better place if all geeks died young... same goes for hippies!!!
Duke University is recruiting a whole new Lacrosse team.
Oh, look, children. My neighbor, Mr. Paddy File is paying us a visit today. Welcome Paddy!
"OK, did you take the picture? Can I breathe now?"
That looks like the guy who taught me the law of evidence. Really.
We'll accept him as an expert, but questioning must be limited to Planet Quazeep.
The new Swiss Guard uniforms were both functional and, frankly, more macho than the old ones.
A tip for budding superheroes - your obsession with lycra is NOT healthy.
Not pictured: Dignity
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