1. Finally, a use of some sort for Dick Cheney's discarded condoms.
2. Must... not... look... at... bulge...
3. When dating Sharon Stone, may we recommend a full body condom
4. "Laugh all you want. You won't be laughing when my boyfriend picks me up in his Mini-Jabba-the-Hutt-Land-Yacht
5. The insurgents laughed themselves silly during field trials of the new full body armor.
6. The Sci-Fi Channel Execs looked at each other nervously. "A weekly series based on Tron might work, but not with Michael Jeter in the lead."
7. When invited to Andrew Sullivan's house for the weekend, may we recommend...
8. "Mom! This NAMBLA Night Lite is freaking me out."
9. Unsurprisingly, the "Bug-Zapper Suit" did not make it to the final round of American Inventor.
10. "Note to self: Build a fly into the next suit."
Best of Rodney Dill
I'm just a sweet TRONsvestite...
Jimbo Tron, lesser known brother of Jumbo.
On the plus side, every time I go near Dick Cheney his pacemaker goes into overdrive.
"My Capacitor was charged but her resistor was to large for me."
"Are you ready for body cavity search now Congresswoman McKinney?"
Best of The Man
Does this hat make me look stupid?
How to embarrass your kid #1423 -Show up to parent/teacher conference in tight Tron outfit.
Best of Van Helsing
For a moment I thought George Galloway had found his way onto another reality show.
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"This will teach Lumberg not to take my stapler again!", mumbled Milton.
Best of Submariner
Unsure whether the front deciphered as "Muhammed" or was a stylized representation of a Dairy Queen, Mullah Abdul simply issued a kill fatwah.
Holy shnikees! He's got the whole Stealth fighter/bomber attack plan on his chest! Security lock down - NOW.
Barney Frank's children's program was quickly turned down by all networks, even PBS.
Inspired by Submariner
♫The Latex Fetishist is a person in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood... ♫
Best of Mr. Right
Reason number one George Lucas turned down Joel Schumacher as director of the most recent Star Wars films: Bulges on the new "stormtroops of love"!
The Blue Fairy grants Artoo Detoo's wish to become a real boy --- a wish he promptly regrets!
Best of WALSTIB
ding-dong... Package for you....
Best of Chip
The new Swiss Guard uniforms were both functional and, frankly, more macho than the old ones.
Best of Jason
Not pictured: Dignity
Timmeh! sent this. I don't know where he got it. I don't want to know.