Friday, April 14, 2006

Shakes on a Plane

1. TSA strip searches may have crossed a line.

2. Andrew Sullivan is furious that his vintage P-40 may be contaminated with 'girl cooties.'

3. Back in the 40's, flight crews were larger, bustier, and didn't get all bitchy when you called them 'stewardess.'

4. This part of Flight Attendant training weirded out the new recruits. "Why is the photographer's gay assistant demonstrating how to fake an orgams?"

5. Inadvertantly, the photographer's gay assistant was giving the flight line gesture for 'Start the propeller.' The carnage was unspeakable.

6. Miss North Carolina Pageant winners will become Carolina Panther cheerleaders. Losers will become the property of the Duke Lacrosse Team.

7. Only when the photographer's gay assistant unzipped his jeans and whipped out 'Little Andrew' did he get the right expressions from the stewardesses.

Best of Jason
Mom?

Best of Submariner
FABulous girls! OK, bring in the goats and we'll roll tape...

The 1948 US Women's Olympic Swimming Team no longer appears to be synchronized...

Best of Rodney Dill
"No no no this is all wrong, I didn't want smelly pilot hookers."

Dang uppity runway models

Things did not get really exciting until Big Ernie attempted an Immelman.

Best of ThatGayConservative
I'll have what he's having.

Best of sonicfrog
As per the signing bonus negotiated by Sullivan to work for Time, he finally got to stage an authentic WW2 chorus line.


Hat Tip: Renna
Sourceage: Tom Tingle/The Arizona Republic http://www.azcentral.com/photo/

25 comments:

T. Harris said...

Clear.....CONTACT!

Lyn said...

The Red "Bare 'em" strikes again!

Jason said...

I guess when I said I want models that look like their from the '40's you guys misunderstood...

Jason said...

They're not their. What a tard...

Jason said...

Mom?

Submariner said...

FABulous girls! OK, bring in the goats and we'll roll tape...

Submariner said...

The 1948 US Women's Olympic Swimming Team no longer appears to be synchronized...

Rodney Dill said...

Props to everyone.


They only showed up to try out the joystick.

Rodney Dill said...

Dang runway models

Critical Matt said...

Looks like a Lane Bryant exploded...

Fish-Lips said...

"Nice legs, girls. When do they open?"

"Nice mouth, jerk. When does it shut?"

Rodney Dill said...

Andrew Sullivan was really pissed when he found out his P-40 was really only a T-6 trainer.


(its not a P-40, I'm not positive about the T-6 part, but its likely)

Rodney Dill said...

Things did not get really exciting until Big Ernie attempted an Immelman.

Lyn said...

"Runway models." Great one, Dill. And "Mom?" - that's classic. lgp

Rodney Dill said...

Excitement grew as the judges came closer to naming Iran's "Miss Enola Gay"

jeff said...

Photographer's assistant:"Too much information girls, too much information!"

attmay said...

They never should have let Hooters bankroll the revival of "A Chorus Line".

ThatGayConservative said...

What? No pirate whore (or whatever it is) references? I'm disappointed.

ThatGayConservative said...

I'll have what he's having.

Rodney Dill said...

"No no no this is all wrong, I didn't want smelly pilot hookers."

(feel better now thatgayconservative?
... I thought not.)

Critical Matt said...

Wilt said, that's quite a bit of ass. Quite a bit.

radio free fred said...

Cheese Cake Air-Lines (We Fly Lower)

sonicfrog said...

As per the signing bonus negotiated by Sullivan to work for Time, he finally got to stage an authentic WW2 chorus line.

Renna said...

The uniforms for the crew of Air Force One were quite unusual during the Clinton administration.

(captioning on a dead thread but felt honor bound)

Renna said...

The problem with the popularity of Skank Airways was that with so many thousands entering the mile high club every year, it lost its cache.