Friday, April 07, 2006

Sci-Fi Friday (II)

1. "That's why they're called 'silent but deadly.'"

2. "Dude, Howard's passed out. Let's see how many things we can put in his butt."

3. "Dibs on his Birkenstocks."

4. "Aw, come on. The spam casserole wasn't that bad."

5. Ensign Adam Morrison was deeply upset by the Borg attack.

6. "Don't be such a crybaby. Do the math. Four dudes, three chicks. Someone was bound to be left out of the swap."

7. Howard just found out the 14 year old girl he was chatting with was an FBI agent.

8. "Um... Touchdown?"

9. "I warned Howard not to stand in front of the window. Whose idea was it to build a space station in Detroit."

10. "Damn, he was just about to reveal who the murderer was."

Best of Anonymous
"Martin Landau will KILL you for not knowing that he starred in the original Mission Impossible! K-I-L-L Y-O-U!"

Best of Submariner
Be cautious; look at the size of the spear that he took in the left cheek!

Best of Jason
Scene from 'When Strippers Attack" Sunday on Fox!

Best of Lyn
We've got more than a little trouble with tribbles here captain.

Best of prince of leaves
Counselor Troi recommended an intervention after Data was found passed out in the holodeck after a week-long warp-core coolant bender.

Best of Critical Matt
The carpet of the future is extra comfy.

Best of David Simon
"I guess when Andrew said he'd rather die than wear a tacky pantsuit, he really meant it."

Best of radio free fred
"Frebreeze Makes Your Carpets Smell Fresh."

Best of bad-d-d-dude
Looks like today Ms. McKinney brought her 80's bag phone.

26 comments:

Tomslick said...

And the stick man goes down hard from the glancing blow from Montgomery Burns.

Jonathan said...

"That Kennedy kid passed out after four wine coolers! Boy, is his Uncle Teddy going to be PISSED or what?"

Jonathan said...

"Alright, whose bright idea was it to tell Melvin that Deep Space Nine was canceled?"

Anonymous said...

"Martin Landau will KILL you for not knowing that he starred in the original Mission Impossible! K-I-L-L Y-O-U!"


GAWD, I thought I was the only Space 1999 nerd around! Martin Landau scares the bejeebus out of me, though. ;) I was more of a Roger fan.

jeff said...

From the guy in back on the far left: "Hmmm, I don't know - should I have the sesame chicken or try the moo goo gai pan today?"

Props to #1:
"Careful Janet - he might not be done outgassing."

"Hey Blue guy!"
"Yes, Red guy?"
"First one to him gets his wallet!"

Submariner said...

Walmart takes shoplifting sensors to a new heights, installing the new Binford 6200 A3 taser model.

Submariner said...

Be cautious; look at the size of the spear that he took in the left cheek!

Submariner said...

ORA:

All I know is he mumbled "The moon is a harsh mistress..." and then collapsed.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Nobody dies. Matter never dies, Helena. It changes its form.

Submariner said...

Looks like someone shot Liberty Valence...


So long Gene Pitney. Thanks for some great music.

Submariner said...

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Thank goodness you cut him down in time, Dr. Bain!"
"Oh no, I let him finish..."

Jason said...

Scene from 'When Strippers Attack" Sunday on Fox!

Lyn said...

Logan's run has come to an end.

Lyn said...

We've got more than a little trouble with tribbles here captain.

Lyn said...

Expendable crewman.

prince of leaves said...

Counselor Troi recommended an intervention after Data was found passed out in the holodeck after a week-long warp-core coolant bender.

Critical Matt said...

The carpet of the future is extra comfy.

David Simon said...

"I guess when Andrew said he'd rather die than wear a tacky pantsuit, he really meant it."

radio free fred said...

"Frebreeze Makes Your Carpets Smell Fresh."

radio free fred said...

"Febreeze Addicts Are Every Where."

divine miss M said...

"He's dead, Jim."

Lyn said...

"He's dead, Jim." Dang. I was so clsoe! I vote for that one. lgp

bad-d-d-dude said...

Looks like today Ms. McKinney brought her 80's bag phone.

bad-d-d-dude said...

So this is where Jimmy Hoffa's body was all along.

Fish-Lips said...

"Enlarged heart??? He said he wasn't burning calories! All I said was I wanted to see him completely naked and covered with peanut oil, crawling around on all fours and barking like a pitbull while I spanked him with a riding crop!"

Submariner said...

Funny; Don Rickles always looked up through the Monsanto...