Friday, April 07, 2006

Sci-Fi Friday (I)

1. Security Officer Redshirt Riley is possessed by the spirit of Cynthia McKinney.

2. Hal convinces Dave to try auto-erotic asphyxiation.

3. "I've got him pinned. Quick! Bring the Listerine!"

4. In space, no one can hear your Howard Dean impression.

5. "You take back what you said about Chloe right now or I will choke the life out of you!"

6. After listening to a co-worker hum "Achy-Breaky Heart" for ten straight years, Bruce finally snaps.

7. "No, listen to me you fool! Bill Gates's house *is* trying to kill us."

8. "Dammit Alpha Unit 338, I wish I knew how to quit you."

9. Scotty and the rest of the crew could only hope that the captain's girdle would hold.

10. When Hal began chanting "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!" they knew his artificial intelligence unit had completely failed.

Best of Van Helsing
"Okay, I admit I'm ticklish!"

Best of Jason
"That's not the Vulcan neck grip. It's over here where the neck meets the shoulder."

Best of WALSTIB
OK! OK! You can wear the Tron suit tonight.

Sub: OK OK SOTG! I'll take over for VtheK but you can do Thursdays.

Bad sci-fi overacting? You're soaking in it.

Best of The Man
LA - 2203: "Sorry Jack Bauer it is too late to stop the Ion Particle Bomb from melting Los Angeles."

Accck....Ok Andrew Sullivan...I will stop posting captions of you....ackkk

Best of attmay
Sometimes when we touch,
The honesty's too much,
And I have to close my eyes
And hide...

Best of Submariner
Don't.Touch.My.Remote.Again.Understand?

I SAW that cartoon of Muhammed you were drawing, infidel!

Will finally snapped from Data's incessant attempts to "laugh."

Best of prince of leaves
Q hated being interrupted while checking his stocks.

"Relax...the Windows 2058 Brain Implant upgrade will be less painful if you just stop fighting it..."

Best of Critical Matt
Space 2525, the Heimlich Manuver has regressed...

Steve and Bill fight over Steve's annoying habit of using the high contrast display setting for Windows.

Best of radio free fred
"Rumsfeld Showed Me This Hold!"

"Spit It Out, That's My Gummy Bear!"

39 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"Okay, I admit I'm ticklish!"

WALSTIB said...

The long arm of the law finally catches up with Marcos.

WALSTIB said...

No. It's still stuck. Are you sure this is the Heimlich?

T. Harris said...

"I WON'T, I tell you! NEVER! I'll die before I look at that picture of Helen Thomas again!"

Jason said...

"That's not the Vulcan neck grip. It's over here where the neck meets the shoulder."

WALSTIB said...

The Year 2020: Computer Assisted Space Dentistry.

T. Harris said...

"Ok, ok, I confess, it was me! But it wasn't my fault. I had beans for lunch and White Castles for supper."

WALSTIB said...

OK! OK! You can wear the Tron suit tonight.

WALSTIB said...

Semi ORA*: My favorite color? That's easy! Blue.....NO! Greeeeeeen

*are any Python references obscure, I ask you?

WALSTIB said...

All I said was that it wouldn't hurt to shower once in a moon orbit..sheesh.

WALSTIB said...

Sub: OK OK SOTG! I'll take over for VtheK but you can do Thursdays.

WALSTIB said...

Bad sci-fi overacting? You're soaking in it.

The Man said...

LA - 2203
Sorry Jack Bauer it is too late to stop the Ion Particle Bomb from melting Los Angeles.

The Man said...

accck....Ok Andrew Sullivan...I will stop posting captions of you....ackkk

WALSTIB said...

WHERE'S THE BOMB?!
NOW!!!

WALSTIB said...

the man, ya beat me to it :-)

attmay said...

Okay, okay, I confess, I did it. Now please no more "Full House" reruns!

attmay said...

Sometimes when we touch,
The honesty's too much,
And I have to close my eyes
And hide...

bad-d-d-dude said...

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby finally turns "state's evidence" on Vice President Cheney and President Bush under the withering cross-examination of Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.

bad-d-d-dude said...

Les Moonves, CBS CEO, restrains Dan Rather after the annoucement that the perky Katie Couric will be hold the anchor chair that Rather and Cronkite held for over 30 years. Moonves mocks Rather with the cryptic phrase, "I got your frequency right here, Kenneth."

Submariner said...

Don't.Touch.My.Remote.Again.Understand?

Submariner said...

I SAW that cartoon of Muhammed you were drawing, infidel!

Fish-Lips said...

Stop that bowel-loosening screech!!! You tripped over my new Saurian blow-up doll, you idiot!

Submariner said...

You tell your son to stay away from his teacher, ok? Ms. Letourneau is MY son's girl!

Submariner said...

What do you mean "The laundry lost your towel?"

Submariner said...

Will finally snapped from Data's incessant attempts to "laugh."

jeff said...

Screening movies for MST3K could be a real drag... sometimes disagreements broke out.

prince of leaves said...

Q hated being interrupted while checking his stocks.

prince of leaves said...

Bill learns the hard way why the computer bank's built-in shredder had warning signs about getting too close with long hair, jewelry, or cheesy sci-fi uniform capes.

prince of leaves said...

Even after three bottles of mouthwash and a thorough brushing with trichloroethylene, Bob still couldn't shake the feeling that he still had bits of the Pak'ma'ra appetizer stuck in his teeth.

prince of leaves said...

"Relax...the Windows 2058 Brain Implant upgrade will be less painful if you just stop fighting it..."

Critical Matt said...

Space 2525, the Heimlich Manuver has regressed...

Chip said...

Working the bugs out of the Heimlich Maneuver is one of the great tragic, but untold, stories in history.

Chip said...

Damn you, critical matt. Of all the possible references I had to walk into yours.

radio free fred said...

"Rumsfeld Showed Me This Hold!"

Critical Matt said...

Chip: at least you spelled it correctly.

Critical Matt said...
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Critical Matt said...

Steve and Bill fight over Steve's annoying habit of using the high contrast display setting for Windows.

radio free fred said...

"Spit It Out, That's My Gummy Bear!"