1. Security Officer Redshirt Riley is possessed by the spirit of Cynthia McKinney. 2. Hal convinces Dave to try auto-erotic asphyxiation.
3. "I've got him pinned. Quick! Bring the Listerine!"
4. In space, no one can hear your Howard Dean impression.
5. "You take back what you said about Chloe right now or I will choke the life out of you!"
6. After listening to a co-worker hum "Achy-Breaky Heart" for ten straight years, Bruce finally snaps.
7. "No, listen to me you fool! Bill Gates's house *is* trying to kill us."
8. "Dammit Alpha Unit 338, I wish I knew how to quit you."
9. Scotty and the rest of the crew could only hope that the captain's girdle would hold.
10. When Hal began chanting "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!" they knew his artificial intelligence unit had completely failed.
Best of Van Helsing
"Okay, I admit I'm ticklish!"
Best of Jason
"That's not the Vulcan neck grip. It's over here where the neck meets the shoulder."
Best of WALSTIB
OK! OK! You can wear the Tron suit tonight.
Sub: OK OK SOTG! I'll take over for VtheK but you can do Thursdays.
Bad sci-fi overacting? You're soaking in it.
Best of The Man
LA - 2203: "Sorry Jack Bauer it is too late to stop the Ion Particle Bomb from melting Los Angeles."
Accck....Ok Andrew Sullivan...I will stop posting captions of you....ackkk
Best of attmay
Sometimes when we touch,
The honesty's too much,
And I have to close my eyes
And hide...
Best of Submariner
Don't.Touch.My.Remote.Again.Understand?
I SAW that cartoon of Muhammed you were drawing, infidel!
Will finally snapped from Data's incessant attempts to "laugh."
Best of prince of leaves
Q hated being interrupted while checking his stocks.
"Relax...the Windows 2058 Brain Implant upgrade will be less painful if you just stop fighting it..."
Best of Critical Matt
Space 2525, the Heimlich Manuver has regressed...
Steve and Bill fight over Steve's annoying habit of using the high contrast display setting for Windows.
Best of radio free fred
"Rumsfeld Showed Me This Hold!"
"Spit It Out, That's My Gummy Bear!"
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"Okay, I admit I'm ticklish!"
The long arm of the law finally catches up with Marcos.
No. It's still stuck. Are you sure this is the Heimlich?
"I WON'T, I tell you! NEVER! I'll die before I look at that picture of Helen Thomas again!"
"That's not the Vulcan neck grip. It's over here where the neck meets the shoulder."
The Year 2020: Computer Assisted Space Dentistry.
"Ok, ok, I confess, it was me! But it wasn't my fault. I had beans for lunch and White Castles for supper."
OK! OK! You can wear the Tron suit tonight.
Semi ORA*: My favorite color? That's easy! Blue.....NO! Greeeeeeen
*are any Python references obscure, I ask you?
All I said was that it wouldn't hurt to shower once in a moon orbit..sheesh.
Sub: OK OK SOTG! I'll take over for VtheK but you can do Thursdays.
Bad sci-fi overacting? You're soaking in it.
LA - 2203
Sorry Jack Bauer it is too late to stop the Ion Particle Bomb from melting Los Angeles.
accck....Ok Andrew Sullivan...I will stop posting captions of you....ackkk
WHERE'S THE BOMB?!
NOW!!!
the man, ya beat me to it :-)
Okay, okay, I confess, I did it. Now please no more "Full House" reruns!
Sometimes when we touch,
The honesty's too much,
And I have to close my eyes
And hide...
I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby finally turns "state's evidence" on Vice President Cheney and President Bush under the withering cross-examination of Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.
Les Moonves, CBS CEO, restrains Dan Rather after the annoucement that the perky Katie Couric will be hold the anchor chair that Rather and Cronkite held for over 30 years. Moonves mocks Rather with the cryptic phrase, "I got your frequency right here, Kenneth."
Don't.Touch.My.Remote.Again.Understand?
I SAW that cartoon of Muhammed you were drawing, infidel!
Stop that bowel-loosening screech!!! You tripped over my new Saurian blow-up doll, you idiot!
You tell your son to stay away from his teacher, ok? Ms. Letourneau is MY son's girl!
What do you mean "The laundry lost your towel?"
Will finally snapped from Data's incessant attempts to "laugh."
Screening movies for MST3K could be a real drag... sometimes disagreements broke out.
Q hated being interrupted while checking his stocks.
Bill learns the hard way why the computer bank's built-in shredder had warning signs about getting too close with long hair, jewelry, or cheesy sci-fi uniform capes.
Even after three bottles of mouthwash and a thorough brushing with trichloroethylene, Bob still couldn't shake the feeling that he still had bits of the Pak'ma'ra appetizer stuck in his teeth.
"Relax...the Windows 2058 Brain Implant upgrade will be less painful if you just stop fighting it..."
Space 2525, the Heimlich Manuver has regressed...
Working the bugs out of the Heimlich Maneuver is one of the great tragic, but untold, stories in history.
Damn you, critical matt. Of all the possible references I had to walk into yours.
"Rumsfeld Showed Me This Hold!"
Chip: at least you spelled it correctly.
Steve and Bill fight over Steve's annoying habit of using the high contrast display setting for Windows.
"Spit It Out, That's My Gummy Bear!"
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