2. "Twinkies? I wanted Zingers, you stupid bitch!" Michael Moore prepares to beat down another personal assistant for her insolence.
3. "Where's my money, ho!" Jermaine had made the successful transition from pimp to middle management, but old habits died hard, and he maintained the office coffee jar with a firm hand.
4. Bill's killing spree would later be traced to getting "I Wanna Love You Tender" stuck in his head.
5. "No, Bill, really. I think your nipple piercing is cool. Um, could you button back up now?"
In honor of my last day at work before moving on to a new employer, this little piece was 'borrowed' from a required corporate on-line course in sexual harassment - V
Best of The Man
Jack Bauer Appreciation Day is not until May 9th, but V the K likes to keep his coworkers on edge by accusing them of being moles and going into a Flank 2 position next to the copier machine.
Best of Rodney Dill
As if Al Franken wasn't scary enough by himself, the office personnel would really panic when confronted by Franken-weinie.
Best of andthenblammo!
"Uh, Arlene. Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!"
"Ahh, Arlene, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too..."
Best of T. Harris
"Hold it right there, Bill. I believe there's been a little misunderstanding. I was just jokin' around when I said that I really enjoyed a good puppet show."
Best of Walstib
"V, I told you before, I don't want to be a 'Thursday Hot Chick'"
Best of Shayne
Damn, Bill. Isn't supposed to be bigger?
Best of Submariner
Look babe, wear Cowboys colors in this Raiders office? 'Best plan on unecessary roughness is all I'm saying...
Sasha found it disconcerting that the ex-pres was always humming "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" in the Harlem office...
Best of Prince of Leaves
"These are not the chi-chis you're looking for! These are not the chi-chis you're looking for!"
Desperate to avoid yet another of his unwanted advances, Sheila attempts a Jedi Mind Trick on Bob's 'lesser brain'.
Best of Attmay
Lakesha was dumbstruck as she saw her longtime co-worker begin his transformation into The Hulk.
Best of Anonymous
Shaniqua says, "Excuse me, did you just say you were a student at Duke?