Monday, April 24, 2006

Plastic Surgery Disasters



1. Regis Philbin wins the inaugural Alfred E. Neuman look-alike contest.

2. Could you repeat the compliment? I'm all ears.

3. VtheK accepting an honorary doctorate at the Botox Institute.

4. When a bad hair day turns nasty.

5. Ouch, that must have hurt.

6. The syringe that took down King Kong.

Target of My Mockery: Telegraph-dot-co-dot-UK

Best of Silhouette
The new ad campaign for Viagra was subtle.

Best of The Man
Behold, the new Barry Bonds statue in Giants stadium.

Best of Jason
Minister Farrakhan makes another 'Kill Whitey' speech.

Best of attmay
Compared to Michael Jackson's past plastic surgeries, this one is an improvement.

Best of Submariner
This is Bob. Bob's had one of those "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" since he was a beta tester for Viagra. (Now you know why you "...should seek medical attention...")

Best of Rodney Dill
I guess Ross Perot did sow some wild oats.

Best of GOP & College
When asked why Jane married a man with such big ears, a big nose, big feet, and big hands, all she said was, "Well, you know what they say..."

23 comments:

Silhouette said...

The new ad campaign for Viagra was subtle.

The Man said...

Behold, the new Barry Bonds statue in Giants stadium.

Zeke said...

nanophage terrorists list their demands.
1. clorox bleach is no longer to be sold..

Jason said...

Wasn't that guy in Point Break?

Jason said...

Minister Farrakhan makes another 'Kill Whitey' speech.

attmay said...

Compared to Michael Jackson's past plastic surgeries, this one is an improvement.

Anonymous said...

After many years of lurking in the shadows, the love child of Jimmy Carter and Jim Nabors finally appeared at the Gay Accupuncturist Convention.

JAINPHX said...

John Kerry poses in front of what he thought was the Eiffel Tower.

Submariner said...

This is Bob. Bob's had one of those "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" since he was a beta tester for Viagra.
(Now you know why you "...should seek medical attention...")

Submariner said...

Well what do you know? I didn't realize Bobby Kennedy had a love child with Yoko Ono...

Submariner said...

"Dear Sen. Boxer, eHarmony says that since neither of us actually has a "deeper level of complexity," that we should get together based on our near-identical superficial match... Whadda ya say, Babs? JWanna?"

Cybrludite said...

Introducing Muffler Man's running mate in the 2008 Presidential elections!

Rodney Dill said...

The new rectal probe only had one serious flaw, being the over inflation of ears.

Rodney Dill said...

Reform Party 2008 candidate.

Rodney Dill said...

I guess Ross Perot did sow some wild oats.

GOP & College said...

When asked why Jane married a man with such big ears, a big nose, big feet, and big hands, all she said was, "Well, you know what they say..."

Mr. Right said...

At a press conference earlier today, former President Jimmy Carter unveiled the culmination of his life's work: the new anti-rabbit harpoon missile.

sonicfrog said...

When did Tony Blair have plastic surgery???

PS. With all the work that was done, you think they would have fixed that lazy eye. Socialized medicine my ass.

Cricket said...

Harry Connick Jr. in his incarnation as Frank Sinatra.

attmay said...

One of the least successful Halloween costumes of all time was the Christopher McDonald latex mask.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Jerry Lundegaard welcomes folks to the newest Scientology gathering place in North Dakota.

Submariner said...

Yes, I've had many "favorite outfits" in my life, but I miss my jack-o-lantern T shirt more than any of the rest!

Cricket said...

Frankenmorph.