1. Regis Philbin wins the inaugural Alfred E. Neuman look-alike contest.
2. Could you repeat the compliment? I'm all ears.
3. VtheK accepting an honorary doctorate at the Botox Institute.
4. When a bad hair day turns nasty.
5. Ouch, that must have hurt.
6. The syringe that took down King Kong.
Target of My Mockery: Telegraph-dot-co-dot-UK
Best of Silhouette
The new ad campaign for Viagra was subtle.
Best of The Man
Behold, the new Barry Bonds statue in Giants stadium.
Best of Jason
Minister Farrakhan makes another 'Kill Whitey' speech.
Best of attmay
Compared to Michael Jackson's past plastic surgeries, this one is an improvement.
Best of Submariner
This is Bob. Bob's had one of those "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" since he was a beta tester for Viagra. (Now you know why you "...should seek medical attention...")
Best of Rodney Dill
I guess Ross Perot did sow some wild oats.
Best of GOP & College
When asked why Jane married a man with such big ears, a big nose, big feet, and big hands, all she said was, "Well, you know what they say..."
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The new ad campaign for Viagra was subtle.
Behold, the new Barry Bonds statue in Giants stadium.
nanophage terrorists list their demands.
1. clorox bleach is no longer to be sold..
Wasn't that guy in Point Break?
Minister Farrakhan makes another 'Kill Whitey' speech.
Compared to Michael Jackson's past plastic surgeries, this one is an improvement.
After many years of lurking in the shadows, the love child of Jimmy Carter and Jim Nabors finally appeared at the Gay Accupuncturist Convention.
John Kerry poses in front of what he thought was the Eiffel Tower.
This is Bob. Bob's had one of those "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" since he was a beta tester for Viagra.
(Now you know why you "...should seek medical attention...")
Well what do you know? I didn't realize Bobby Kennedy had a love child with Yoko Ono...
"Dear Sen. Boxer, eHarmony says that since neither of us actually has a "deeper level of complexity," that we should get together based on our near-identical superficial match... Whadda ya say, Babs? JWanna?"
Introducing Muffler Man's running mate in the 2008 Presidential elections!
The new rectal probe only had one serious flaw, being the over inflation of ears.
Reform Party 2008 candidate.
I guess Ross Perot did sow some wild oats.
When asked why Jane married a man with such big ears, a big nose, big feet, and big hands, all she said was, "Well, you know what they say..."
At a press conference earlier today, former President Jimmy Carter unveiled the culmination of his life's work: the new anti-rabbit harpoon missile.
When did Tony Blair have plastic surgery???
PS. With all the work that was done, you think they would have fixed that lazy eye. Socialized medicine my ass.
Harry Connick Jr. in his incarnation as Frank Sinatra.
One of the least successful Halloween costumes of all time was the Christopher McDonald latex mask.
ORA:
Jerry Lundegaard welcomes folks to the newest Scientology gathering place in North Dakota.
Yes, I've had many "favorite outfits" in my life, but I miss my jack-o-lantern T shirt more than any of the rest!
Frankenmorph.
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