1. Regis Philbin wins the inaugural Alfred E. Neuman look-alike contest.
2. Could you repeat the compliment? I'm all ears.
3. VtheK accepting an honorary doctorate at the Botox Institute.
4. When a bad hair day turns nasty.
5. Ouch, that must have hurt.
6. The syringe that took down King Kong.
Target of My Mockery: Telegraph-dot-co-dot-UK
Best of Silhouette
The new ad campaign for Viagra was subtle.
Best of The Man
Behold, the new Barry Bonds statue in Giants stadium.
Best of Jason
Minister Farrakhan makes another 'Kill Whitey' speech.
Best of attmay
Compared to Michael Jackson's past plastic surgeries, this one is an improvement.
Best of Submariner
This is Bob. Bob's had one of those "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" since he was a beta tester for Viagra. (Now you know why you "...should seek medical attention...")
Best of GOP & College
When asked why Jane married a man with such big ears, a big nose, big feet, and big hands, all she said was, "Well, you know what they say..."