Monday, April 17, 2006

The Pit

1. "Hey-y-y-y-y-y-y! Macarena!"

2. The Battle of Halitosis versus Armpit Funk is fought to a stalemate.

3. George Michael re-enacts Samson bringing down the walls of the Liquor tent, then goes to a port-a-potty and gets arrested.

4. Unfortunately, Jackie's 'James Brown' impersonation came to a tragic end when he jumped back and kissed himself right into the path of oncoming traffic.

5. "Come on, Dance, Don't Be Shy..."

6. "Dude! How did you manage to tie your jacket sleeves into such a precise depiction of 'meat and two veg?'"

7. As The Boyfriend posed in the Abu Ghraib position, Andrew Sullivan openly pranced with excitement.

8. "Well, the Titan II missile launching in the background probably signals the end of human civilization, so ... um... wanna make out?"

9. "Wow! A conjoined fetal twin protruding from your armipit... that's my fetish!"

10. VodkaPundit was thrilled at the success of his Liquor Monopoly game.

Hat Tip: Racer Guy. Source: Here

Best of Submariner
"Hey big fella - if it's true that 'rubbing's racing' then I'd like to sign up." Andrew's attempt to enter a new career path was short-lived.

Best of Shayne
"I got chills, they're multiplyin'. And I'm looosin control..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"No I ain't tellin' ya where the superglue solvent is."

Brokeback Speedway

Brokeback Speedway - Redux
"I wish I could quit double-clutching you."

Best of Lyn
"Are those chairs saved?"
"No, but they're under conviction."

Best of Radio Free Fred
"You Stole My Brady Bunch Lunch Box And I Want It Back!"

20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"I don't know 'bout you, but I'm up for some smelly pilot hookers."

Submariner said...

Andrew re-enacts the time he deep-throated the right, Reverend Al. Barney gasps in jealous awe...

Rodney Dill said...

"No I ain't tellin' ya where the superglue solvent is."

Rodney Dill said...

If we're playin' Liquor Monopoly I want the Rusty Nail token.

Rodney Dill said...

Brokeback Speedway

Rodney Dill said...

Brokeback Speedway - Redux
"I wish I could quit double-clutching you."

Shayne said...

"I got chills, they're multiplyin'. And I'm looosen control..."

Submariner said...

Brokeback Speedway - the trilogy

Get your motor running; meet out on the highway?

Submariner said...

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Dammit Barry! You smell like a "dead skunk in the middle of the road" after a race, and I thought that ditch-witch was sneaking up on us AGAIN!

Submariner said...

Jethro! Come chrome my trailer-hitch, ya big stud...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Don't punish yourself, darling; that's my job.

Submariner said...

"Hey big fella - if it's true that 'rubbing's racing' then I'd like to sign up." Andrew's attempt to enter a new career path was short-lived.

Submariner said...

"You're (Jewish - Christian - Atheist - Rigelian - Other - fill in the 'hated group' of your choice)?
Aloha Snackbar!"
One of a plethora of reasons you don't see many Islamofascist drivers in NASCAR...

Lyn said...
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Lyn said...

"Are those chairs saved?"
"No, but they're under conviction."

Steve O said...

And then I open "THIS" wide...

prince of leaves said...

Jim screamed in terror as the "driver" peeled open its full body disguise and devoured his head with one snap of its mantis-like jaws.

Rodney Dill said...

Brokeback Speedway IV
"That tailgating citation was reduced to just following too close."

radio free fred said...

"You Stole My Brady Bunch Lunch Box And I Want It Back!"

radio free fred said...

"I Don't Care About Your Date, You're Wearing My Hair Piece!"