The Pit

1. "Hey-y-y-y-y-y-y! Macarena!"

2. The Battle of Halitosis versus Armpit Funk is fought to a stalemate.

3. George Michael re-enacts Samson bringing down the walls of the Liquor tent, then goes to a port-a-potty and gets arrested.

4. Unfortunately, Jackie's 'James Brown' impersonation came to a tragic end when he jumped back and kissed himself right into the path of oncoming traffic.

5. "Come on, Dance, Don't Be Shy..."

6. "Dude! How did you manage to tie your jacket sleeves into such a precise depiction of 'meat and two veg?'"

7. As The Boyfriend posed in the Abu Ghraib position, Andrew Sullivan openly pranced with excitement.

8. "Well, the Titan II missile launching in the background probably signals the end of human civilization, so ... um... wanna make out?"

9. "Wow! A conjoined fetal twin protruding from your armipit... that's my fetish!"

10. VodkaPundit was thrilled at the success of his Liquor Monopoly game.

Hat Tip: Racer Guy. Source: Here

Best of Submariner
"Hey big fella - if it's true that 'rubbing's racing' then I'd like to sign up." Andrew's attempt to enter a new career path was short-lived.

Best of Shayne
"I got chills, they're multiplyin'. And I'm looosin control..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"No I ain't tellin' ya where the superglue solvent is."

Brokeback Speedway

Brokeback Speedway - Redux
"I wish I could quit double-clutching you."

Best of Lyn
"Are those chairs saved?"
"No, but they're under conviction."

Best of Radio Free Fred
"You Stole My Brady Bunch Lunch Box And I Want It Back!"