1. "Me love you longtime. And don't mess with my pimp, he's a stone demon."2. Kinda cute, but that chick with three legs is really freaking me out.
3. "NBC hired us to hang out at NASCAR and see if we can provoke any prejudice."
4. "Is it customary for Senate pages to dress in torn up tissue paper, Senator Clinton?"
5. "Yoo-hoo, Kim Jong-Il? We heard you were feeling 'ronery.'"
Target of My Mockery: Telegraph-dot-co-dot-UK
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"D--- Brondes!"
Charrie's Angers?
For centuries, the gargoyle dragon cursed his miserable existence. Until one day, when he got a glimpse of petite asian cleavage, and it warmed his stony heart.
Kim Il-jong's policy of starving his own people has created heart-breaking circumstances. These gals are smiling only because they're the three fattest chicks left in all of North Korea.
Toyota Models look to start shit with the BMW Bimbos.
The Mothra Twins get an addition. Apparently, Mothra is getting so old it now takes three minature singing geisha's to bring her to life.
The trio admitted to murdering Martha Stewart and stealing her drapery.
I did it just to hear them say "blight corors." Now kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. -- Mugatu
Stick Women Attack Holy Shrine.
"G.I., You got girlfriend Vietnam?"
"Kinda cute, but that chick
with three legs is really
freaking me out."
"Double your pleasure, GI? Double your fun?"
Fun, yeah, but you just get hungry again an hour later...
I think I once saw these girls outside the main gate at Yokosuka, but they were dressed in "Sailor Moon" costumes...
"If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi..."
On the set of "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break Beijing 2006."
"What you mean 'Forrow the yerrow brick road?'"
Ling was too busy posing for the American tourist to notice the gargoyle preparing to eat her head.
Boom boom joe, rong time, half plice since we leave titties in ovver dless.
In a brilliant countermove to CBS's hiring of perky Today Show host Katie Couric to permanently replace Dan Rather, NBC announces it has hired Connie Chung and her two younger sisters to anchor NBC Nightly News.
Hillary sniffed, "Add 'em all together and they don't equal one of me..."
Unlike baggy rival clubs down the block, members of Beijing Bulimics defy convention and wear dresses tighter than pieces of tin-foil on year-old sticks of Juicy Fruit gum.
Women Get Drunk In Toilet Paper Factory.
"Skinny Women Must Dance In Shower To Get Wet."
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