Thursday, April 06, 2006

NSFW Thursday Continues

1. "Me love you longtime. And don't mess with my pimp, he's a stone demon."

2. Kinda cute, but that chick with three legs is really freaking me out.

3. "NBC hired us to hang out at NASCAR and see if we can provoke any prejudice."

4. "Is it customary for Senate pages to dress in torn up tissue paper, Senator Clinton?"

5. "Yoo-hoo, Kim Jong-Il? We heard you were feeling 'ronery.'"

Target of My Mockery: Telegraph-dot-co-dot-UK

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"D--- Brondes!"

AM42 said...

Charrie's Angers?

Citizen Grim said...

For centuries, the gargoyle dragon cursed his miserable existence. Until one day, when he got a glimpse of petite asian cleavage, and it warmed his stony heart.

T. Harris said...

Kim Il-jong's policy of starving his own people has created heart-breaking circumstances. These gals are smiling only because they're the three fattest chicks left in all of North Korea.

The Man said...

Toyota Models look to start shit with the BMW Bimbos.

sonicfrog said...

The Mothra Twins get an addition. Apparently, Mothra is getting so old it now takes three minature singing geisha's to bring her to life.

Critical Matt said...

The trio admitted to murdering Martha Stewart and stealing her drapery.

Chip said...

I did it just to hear them say "blight corors." Now kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. -- Mugatu

radio free fred said...

Stick Women Attack Holy Shrine.

ThatGayConservative said...

"G.I., You got girlfriend Vietnam?"

andthenblammo! said...

"Kinda cute, but that chick
with three legs is really
freaking me out."

"Double your pleasure, GI? Double your fun?"

Submariner said...

Fun, yeah, but you just get hungry again an hour later...

Submariner said...

I think I once saw these girls outside the main gate at Yokosuka, but they were dressed in "Sailor Moon" costumes...

Submariner said...

"If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi..."

Jonathan said...

On the set of "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break Beijing 2006."

Jonathan said...

"What you mean 'Forrow the yerrow brick road?'"

Jonathan said...

Ling was too busy posing for the American tourist to notice the gargoyle preparing to eat her head.

tomslick said...

Boom boom joe, rong time, half plice since we leave titties in ovver dless.

bad-d-d-dude said...

In a brilliant countermove to CBS's hiring of perky Today Show host Katie Couric to permanently replace Dan Rather, NBC announces it has hired Connie Chung and her two younger sisters to anchor NBC Nightly News.

Submariner said...

Hillary sniffed, "Add 'em all together and they don't equal one of me..."

Fish-Lips said...

Unlike baggy rival clubs down the block, members of Beijing Bulimics defy convention and wear dresses tighter than pieces of tin-foil on year-old sticks of Juicy Fruit gum.

radio free fred said...

Women Get Drunk In Toilet Paper Factory.

radio free fred said...

"Skinny Women Must Dance In Shower To Get Wet."