Saturday, April 29, 2006

Might As Well.. Jump!

1. "Jenny's being raptured! Hold her down!"

2. "Hey, I think it's cool that celebrities show up to our recitals... even if it is just Gary Glitter and Jerry Seinfeld."

3. A young Johnny Weir practices the form that will bring him to the Olympics.

4. As her small town was deep in "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" country, Young Jenny's levitation sealed her doom.

5. "We know one of you girls has been sniffing glue, and somehow, we're going to find out who."

6. Another poor performer is weeded out of the 'Sith Lord Academy of Dance.'

7. "Pssst, who's the dyke in the dark blue knickers?"

8. "Ballet? This is dwarf-tossing. Prepare to go into orbit, you pony-tailed freak."

9. "Jenny, your hands are so warm and strong. Meet me in the shower after rehearsal."

10. "Yeah, ballet sucks, but 'Pole Dancing' was waitlisted, so this is what we're stuck with."

Credit: John T. Greilick, Detroit News Photoblog

27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Guess who had bean burritos for luncn.

Rodney Dill said...

or lunch

Submariner said...

>>>>>>queeeeEEEEEFFFFFFFF!<<<<<<

Submariner said...

I guess Rhonda's been eating the reindeer chow again, Nick. Ya gotta learn to store it outa elf-reach...

Submariner said...

happy thoughts; happy thoughts; happy thoughts...

Submariner said...

Red Rover, Red Rover, send Isaac (that steaming hunk of chocolate love) right over!

Submariner said...

Thank you, Apple. Anyone else aspire to being a smelly pirate hooker when she grows up?

prince of leaves said...

And she was.

Anonymous said...

Jenny's favorite thing about ballet class was getting to stand under the HVAC return.

prince of leaves said...

(Oops, that anonymous was me.)

Children of the Corns

prince of leaves said...

Girl with glasses: "Y'know what, Skyler? I think that tingly feeling means I'm hitting my 'horses phase'..."

JAINPHX said...

Some one get me down i'm afraid of heights.

sonicfrog said...

Ooops! Supergirl farted!

divine miss M said...

♪ Let's do...the time warp...again!" ♪♪

andthenblammo! said...

"Don't worry, Jenny, you're not beaming up without the rest of us!"

andthenblammo! said...

The whole Sexual Predator Registration System failed horribly when The Invisible Man moved into town.

prince of leaves said...

Artistic kids grow up so fast. One day, they're levitating in ballet class, the next thing you know they're staging "museum invasion" performance pieces.

(VtK: there's some prime captionable material at the link above.)

Rodney Dill said...

In most Scandinavian countries school girls did not have to be trained to start the "wave" at the appearance of Rodney Dill

Submariner said...

One of Charles Xavier's most popular classes with new students, "Beginning Levitation 101" was always wait-listed.

bad-d-d-dude said...

Jenny, now 25, of course had struggled with bulemia her entire life, but this was the first time she actually had met her goal of being lighter than air.

bad-d-d-dude said...

CBS had originally considered someone even lighter than Katie Couric to be the permanent replacement for Dan Rather but there were just too many downsides to hiring a six year old as your lead anchor.

nevergrewup said...

Sheliums, the new ballet shoe for girls that really make you float on air.

jeff said...

Tinkerbell always made the other girls in ballet class look bad.

Jonathan said...

Just another pre-class exercising ritual at the Scott Ritter School of Dance.

Rodney Dill said...

Janet Reno's new dance studio was an audio, visual, and olfactory experience.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Carpet ballet, meet Velcro-toed ballet shoes.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: Linda Blair style
"The power of God compels you!"