1. "I buried most of the people who knew about Whitewater over there. It's said that on a cold autumn night, you can hear them screaming."
2. Hillary recalls Bill's first words to her, "Hey good looking, we'll be back to pick you up later!" called through a car radio via a Mr. Microphone.
3. "Laura, have you seen that show Prison Break, where the villain is a female politician who wants to be president and she's involved in shady campaign finance deals and now has to kill everyone who gets in her way? Where do they come up with such crazy ideas?"
4. I'd say Laura is clearly a Blood while Hillary is an O-Town Crip.
5. "Laura, I know we've had our differences, but the truth is... you make me wet. You really do."
6. "Just how open to experimentation are Barb and Jenna?"
7. "Whore!" "Harridan!" "Stepford Wife!" "Emasculating Bull-Dyke!" "Bitch!" "Kennedy Lover!" "Hey! Now, that's below the belt."
8. "... and when you're not looking, I'm going to punch you right in the ovaries."
9. "Look at all those rough, dark, sinewy men swarming over the border. Hill, are you thinking what I'm thinking." "Yeah, let's sign 'em up for welfare and get 'em registered to vote."
10. "Yoo, hoo. Sailor Boy. Me Love You Long Time. Thirty Dollar."
Best of jeff
"Okay Laura, use your super-stretching powers to grab that photographer right there!"
Best of Submariner
The bidding for the hit-man's services was over once Laura upped it to 5 big one's...
Best of bad-d-d-dude
"Cynthia, of course we recognize ya', girlfriend. Love the new doo. Now put that cell phone down."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Laura hasn't quite figured out the "pull my finger" game.
Laura is determined to show Hillary the proper stiff-arm technique.
Best of David Simon
"Uh, that's okay Sharon, I saw it in the first basic instinct."
Best of ThatGayConservative
And over there, Laura, is the containment unit where I store the souls of children. That's what keeps me looking so young.
Best of jbinnout
ROCK ...PAPER ...SCISSORS...: Hillary instinctively tries to cheat by doing half scissors, half rock...
Best of T. Harris
Beauty and the Hildebeast.
Hillary: "I thought you were dea...I mean, hey, Craig Livingston, how ya been, buddy?
Best of David Simon
"Oh, so that's how you tell Marlee Matlin to sit on your face. You weren't even close Laura, but you're a doll for trying to help me out."
Hat tip: Mo