Saturday, April 22, 2006

Jobs Adults Won't Do



Best of Lyn
You are now free to move about the, uh, terminal.

Billy, the youngest TSA agent, knows contraband when he sees it.

Best of Sonicfrog
LOOK! A Terrorist! GET HIM!!!!!!!

Best of Prince of Leaves
Tyler was startled to see the platoon of TSA agents descending on him and his "suspicious packages", when right behind him, some guy was dropping off two surface-to-air missiles as checked baggage.

Constantly being mistaken for an "unaccompanied minor" was only one of the reasons Roger hated to fly.

Best of Submariner
Whatchasay, toots? Wanna join the "Mile High Club" on the way to Fresno?

From the Washington Post Best of Ought-Five photo collection. Fair Use! Standard disclaimer always applies. Neener! Neener! Neener!

13 comments:

sonicfrog said...

LOOK! A Terrorist! GET HIM!!!!!!!

prince of leaves said...

Tyler was startled to see the platoon of TSA agents descending on him and his "suspicious packages", when right behind him, some guy was dropping off two surface-to-air missiles as checked baggage.

prince of leaves said...

(Hey, is that the Böögg on the check-in desk?)

prince of leaves said...

Constantly being mistaken for an "unaccompanied minor" was only one of the reasons Roger hated to fly.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm, I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque."

catbat said...

that sweater is an act of terror.

Submariner said...

Whatchasay, toots? Wanna join the "Mile High Club" on the way to Fresno?

Submariner said...

Special Security treatment; xray of every bag, frisking by hand, cavity search... "Fly the Friendly Skies" my soiled-diaper covered @$$...

Submariner said...

Hey, Mr. TSA-man! I found a "suspicious package" in my Huggies. Wanna check it out?

Submariner said...

Hey babe, this is my first trip to Tampa. Know where a lonely traveler can meet a smelly pirate hooker?

Bubbe said...

Are you sure Star Trek started this way, Mom?

Chip said...

See, passing out condoms in kindergarden isn't so silly after all!

Cheez Weasel said...

Lets see, Mom's yaking away on the cell phone, as usual. So I'll just push Sis over to the people mover which leads to the down esculator.