Hat Tip: CJ
Top Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Burger King's New Meat'Normous Sandwich.
1. How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?
2. Am I comfortable using the word "meat'normous?"
3. Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?
4. Is that bigger than meat'gantic?
5. Does a massive coronary qualify as "having it my way?"
6. Is this gonna spoil my breakfast dessert?
7. Should I ask my doctor about Lipitor?
8. Why do I have to sign a waiver?
9. Can I get it with egg whites?
10. Did Cheney like it?
Best of Dwight the troubled Teen:
"Why the third world hates us." - Exhibit One
Best of attmay:
Is this guy gunning for Garfield the cat's job?
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell:
Andrew Sullivan was enraged upon learning that the picture of "lots of meat, brown rings, a large thumb, and sauce on the mouth" wasn't quite what he had envisioned.
Best of rodney dill:
"Dang it, I said I wanted a Diet Pepsi with this."
Best of Submariner:
Andrew Sullivan took one look at the picture and said; "I know just where to put that thumb, and I have just the thing to plug that pie-hole..."
Here at the Colon-Blow Cafe, we pride ourselves on meeting 100% of the RDA for roughage in every sandwhich.
Best of David Simon:
"I agree that a slacker slob isn't an ideal choice for our new spokesman, but he sure beats the tar out of that effeminate pedophile we used to have," explained Pepsi's CEO.
Best of (the always original) catbat:
"man, look at the way the light from the new sandwich bar reflects off my unicorn figurine collection. thumbs up."
Best of andthenblammo!:
Better keep that thumb handy, Junior, for when those onion rings start echoing along Mr. Large Intestine......
Best of cyberludite:
Hey, how'd this guy end up with my breakfast? (And what's lettuce doing on there?)
Best of T. Harris:
After cutting the kid out of view, Michael Moore had a new favorite whack-off pic.
30 comments:
Is this guy gunning for Garfield the cat's job?
"Why the third world hates us." - Exhibit One
Jared's mother often hid his medicine in his food, though her husband sometimes questioned her methods.
Andrew Sullivan was enraged upon learning that the picture of "lots of meat, brown rings, a large thumb, and sauce on the mouth" wasn't quite what he had envisioned.
"Dang it, I said I wanted a Diet Pepsi with this."
How Andrew Sullivan keeps his girlish figure
"You want fries with that?"
Scooby doo
Should I have gone for the Diet Pepsi?
Dude, where is the olives? I ordered olives!
Andrew Sullivan took one look at the picture and said; "I know just where to put that thumb, and I have just the thing to plug that pie-hole..."
Spiccoli looked up; "But you only said I couldn't order in-class pizza delivery anymore. This ain't pizza, teacher-dude!"
"Dagwood Bumstead is a wimp!"
"Dear Sir,
Subway Restaurants appreciates your suggestion for a new menu item, however we will not be offering it at this time.
Please do not submit any more suggestions."
This isn't lunch, it's my science project - Mount Meat'Normous, volcano of death. Just a second and I'll hook up the 'warm pepsi erupting magma.' (This soooo cool!)
TV.com is your reference guide to The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis episode The Big Sandwich
http://www.tv.com/many-loves-of-dobie-gillis/the-big-sandwich/episode/9128/summary.html
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
Looks like Carl's Jr's launching a new sandwich, the $6 hoagie.
Dude! You're F'ed up! You have GOT to lay off the Pepsi!
"I agree that a slacker slob isn't an ideal choice for our new spokesman, but he sure beats the tar out of that effeminate pedophile we used to have," explained Pepsi's CEO.
"Okay sis, now it's time for the pearl necklace."
"man, look at the way the light from the new sandwich bar reflects off my unicorn figurine collection. thumbs up."
I'd have ordered a Diet Pepsi with that...
Gesundheit
Better keep that thumb handy, Junior, for when those onion rings start echoing along Mr. Large Intestine......
"That's a lotta muffelatta!!!"
Hey--I missed your ti-vo blogging this week on 24 :)!!
Hey, how'd this guy end up with my breakfast? (And what's lettuce doing on there?)
Here at the Colon-Blow Cafe, we pride ourselves on meeting 100% of the RDA for roughage in every sandwhich.
hmmmmmm, I didn't know that Pepsid© had come out in a liquid form... (but that certainly has all the markings of a successful ad campaign.)
After cutting the kid out of view, Michael Moore had a new favorite whack-off pic.
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