1. Thing eventually found employment with someone even creepier than the Addams Family.
2. "You want to mess with me, Mr Capitol Security Guard Man? Well, Bring it, Bitch! I'll bust a cap in your ass, You Punk Ass Blasphemous Dope Fiend Bitch!"
3. "And a shout-out to my home-girl, Dawn! You go, girl!"
4. "Oh, come on, show me some hands. I can't be the only one in the congress who thinks Robert Mugabe is hot."
5. "Return Mr. Hat to me at once! Or, suffer the wrath of M'Kinn'ay, Queen Demon of the Nether Realm."
6. "You are all allowed to vote five times... minimum! Don't let no cracker tell you otherwise!"
7. "And you can make five, ten, fitteen, fitty times your initial investment buying real estate with no money down."
8. "Some people call me a moonbat. Well, here's what I say to that: Bic lighter! American Flag! BURN, BABY, BURN!!!
9. "Kobe, over here, I'm open... and I'm not wearing panties."
10. Soft bigotry of low expectations? You're soaking in it.
Best of Tomslick
I am dumbass hear me roar/ I'm a 2 but dripping whore
Best of The Man
Today's Video Daily Double: "What is a race-baiting hooker?" Alex.
Best of attmay
I'm a little moonbat, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, punch me out.
I'll play race cards, there's no doubt.
Best of Van Helsing
"And then on the way out of the restaurant, when the honky-ass maitre d' come up saying I should pay the bill, I just take his pasty white face like this and I..."
Best of Silhouette
"...and when Giuliani turned down the money from terrorists, I grabbed it as fast as I could, like this."
Best of David Simon
"Cynthia, this Protocols of the Elders of Zion book fell out of your pocket. Here, catch."
Best of catbat
"and then i grabbed him right back and went 'honk, honk'."
Best of sonicfrog
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
Stop the things you do
I ain't lyin'...
Best of Submariner
"So, in summary, I didn't 'strike' that honky-assed, cracker, cop; I was simply applying the ghetto 'mind meld' on his racist ass."
Cynthia McKinney's offers an "apology"
Best of divine miss M
"Arise and WALK, my child, for you are HEALED!"
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