Thursday, April 27, 2006
Guy Eating Lettuce In Front of Chick with a Guitar
2. "I gave my love a chicken...that had no bone..."
3. George Bush doesn't care about lettuce-eating, pencil-necked fashion refugees.
4. Did someone say "FREEBIRD!"?
5. I know it costs more, but a salad always tastes better when it's hand-tossed.
6. "The words are really easy, you can all sing along, it's 'So I say I gotta be me, So I say I gotta be free.' "
7. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people!
8. Quick, a show of hands: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian?
9. “The people of Namibia need your fondue sets. Please. Just reach up into your top shelves and dust them off.”
10. For the record, Ted Nugent would have a MUCH LOUDER guitar and WAY MORE MEAT in his dinner.