Thursday, April 20, 2006

A Couple a Pansies



1. If you build it, I will come.

2. Are you telling me I need VtheK's approval before I post this picture? He's on vacation. He'll never know.

3. SGM? I don't know, I bought it at Goodwill.

4. Dang! Dad's getting bald. I hope I don't go that route.

Best of Anonymous
My, how Hot Chick Thursday has been watered down in this age of gender equality.

(Note: VtheK is not to blame for the absence of a weekly favorite. He's away and two impersonators have hijacked his blog. But don't blame us either, I think he lined up the Babushka to be this week's Hot Chick!)

Best of Submariner
The house is nice, son, but these blueprints were for an Illudium Q-38 Space Demodulator.

Son, get the chain saw - there's a wall right there that needs to be taken out...

Son's thought bubble: "Yeah, dad, you're talking real tough now. But I saw how you wimped out with ma when you tried to pull your "Soprano's" act with her..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"220, 221 whatever it takes."

Best of WALSTIB
SGM stands for Single Gay Male?? Get outa here before I kick your fruity a$$ through the wall!

Best of catbat
"Man, look at the way the light from the new breakfast nook reflects off my unicorn figurine collection. Thumbs up."

18 comments:

The Man said...

VtheK's resume consisted of a photocopied image of his crotch. Andrew Sullivan, Inc. hired him without an interview.

Submariner said...

ORA?

The house is nice, son, but these blueprints were for an Illudium Q-38 Space Demodulator

Submariner said...

Actually it's "Men Going Solo." Damn Chinese slave labor reversed the logo - but we got 'em at a great price!

Submariner said...

Son's thought bubble: "Yeah, dad, you're talking real tough now. But I saw how you wimped out with ma when you tried to pull your "Soprano's" act with her..."

Rodney Dill said...

"Yep, I taught Dick Cheney how to shoot."

Rodney Dill said...

"We don't need no stinkin' plumber's snake, we've got big earl on the job."

Rodney Dill said...

"220, 221 whatever it takes." (ORA)

Submariner said...

RD - one of my favorite's - thanks.
Son, get the chain saw - there's a wall right there that needs to be taken out...

Submariner said...

"Tawanda!" my @$$. Billy, didn't I tell you never to let your ma have the sledge?

andthenblammo! said...

"So I want to turn the dining room into a complete S&M chamber, with hanging basket and torture table! Big deal! Why look at me like I've just grown devil's horns on my head?! Which, by the way, I'm having grafted on next week."

andthenblammo! said...

"Don't look at me like that, I'm sure a wall-to-wall mural of Martha Stewart's pooz will really open the room up! I got the idea from Architectural Digest!"

Zeke said...

Union midwives often performed their duties in T-shirts and jeans.

WALSTIB said...

SGM stands for Single Gay Male?? Get the F*@K outa here before I kick your fruity ass through the wall!

WALSTIB said...

Henry, don't just stand there looking at me like a Kansas City faggot! Pick up a hammer or something; you're givin' me the heebie-jeebies for chrisakes!

Anonymous said...

My, how Hot Chick Thursday has been watered down in this age of gender equality.

catbat said...

"man, look at the way the light from the new breakfast nook reflects off my unicorn figurine collection. thumbs up."

catbat said...

[everybody's seen this, right?]
http://www.sweetness-light.com/archive/cindy-sheehans-quiet-dignity/

Submariner said...

OK, your ma's out cold. Now where did you say we could pick up a couple of smelly pirate hookers?