Friday, April 28, 2006

Boyz in the Hood, Yo



1. My current staff: SP - Buehrle, Lackey, Haren, Westbrook, Seo, Bannister, Liriano; RP - Turnbow and K Escobar; Bench - Cabrera. h2h league. I have the 3rd waiver priority, and I plan to use it on Davis. Who would you drop? (I have no idea what I just stole transcribed from Fantasy Baseball - lgp)

2. Let this booger represent the 24th Panzer Division.

3. Hmm, are you sure that invisible pen is working?

4. Look, I'm telling ya, my flea just did a double back flip with a 1 & 1/2 twist in the pike position!

5. If young Bobby Darin would just quit "movin and a grovin" we could get some work done.

Funny enough to post right now: Submariner said...
V. the K.'s crack substitutes select today's "Best of" entries.

24 comments:

David Simon said...

"Okay, I got my dad's Rolex, so it looks like the only thing we need to win Mr. Wilson's treasure hunt is a pair of your mom's panties."

David Simon said...

"Watch closely Timmy. I sprinkle a little fairy dust on the paper, and then your peepee starts to feel warm and tingly."

"Actually Johnny, it feels more like your foot is rubbing against it."

Rodney Dill said...

"...and then if we power the centrifuge with the hemi engine, we'll have more refined uranium than Iran in just two weeks."

Silhouette said...

The job fair at Neverland Ranch brought lots of applicants.

Silhouette's Granddad said...

Get a haircut, ya hippie whipper snappers!

sonicfrog said...

Look! It's the Red-Headed Step-Child we've all heard about!

David Simon said...

"Now I remember. George Bush is a terrorist murderer, is responsible for the high price of oil AND causes puppies to get cancer. You sure do take good notes, Timmy."

David Simon said...

"It's a pretty good love letter, Timmy. But I'd change 'Mary Sue, will you go steady with me?' to Mary Sue, I wanna stick my meat puppet inside your quivering love box."

T. Harris said...

Remember Timmy, after we take control of the school you're positioned here to hold off the cops with your AK. And make sure you give me enough time to arm the satchel bombs. God, those jocks are gonna pay!

jeff said...

"Ahhhh! You colored outside the lines! I can't believe you colored outside the lines! We're gonna flunk! I'm not going to get to go to Harvard!"

Submariner said...

Dormirez-vous avec moi ce soir, vous grand goujon ?

Submariner said...

I don't need to do my homework. I'm "friends" with Ms. Letourneau...

Submariner said...

V. the K.'s crack substitutes select today's "Best o' X" entries.

SIlhouette said...

Sniffing the Sharpie fumes causes bad posture.

Submariner said...

Sharpie squiggles with glued-on macaroni?!? Billy, are you mad?

Submariner said...

Ian's not responsible for his actions right now (nods at red-head), he's been eating paste again...

Submariner said...

...then put whatever girl's 'part' you want inside the quotes and hit >Enter<. That's all there is to a Google search.

Jonathan said...

"No, I will NOT call you 'Be-Rad'!"

Rodney Dill said...

Modern Mentoring
"...and if you make an obscure reference to a past caption or 'old joke' line, V the K might reward you with a 'Best of'"

divine miss M said...

Young Andrew Sullivan discovers the men's underwear section of the Sears Roebuck catalog.

prince of leaves said...

"We gotta come up with a different idea for our Junior Achievement project, Billy -- the cut my sister demanded would have ruined our profit models."

prince of leaves said...

"A humvee caravan leaves Baghdad at 8:00am at 50mph. If the bloodthirsty killbot U.S. soldiers inside stop to kill fifty innocent civilians every ten miles on their way to Fallujah, City of Martyrs, when will George Bush be imprisoned for war crimes? Man, do you hate Mr. Bennish's story problems as much as I do, Timmy?"

prince of leaves said...

"No, Timmy, the Atra Hasis says that the Anunnaki created us from Neandertals to be their slave workers on Earth, and that's all the proof I need." -- the slippery slope consequences of teaching creationism in public schools.

Submariner said...

OK, dweeb; why don't you just sign your "gospel" as "The secret gospel of Judas Iscariot" and we'll just see if anyone buys your crap!