1. My current staff: SP - Buehrle, Lackey, Haren, Westbrook, Seo, Bannister, Liriano; RP - Turnbow and K Escobar; Bench - Cabrera. h2h league. I have the 3rd waiver priority, and I plan to use it on Davis. Who would you drop? (I have no idea what I just
2. Let this booger represent the 24th Panzer Division.
3. Hmm, are you sure that invisible pen is working?
4. Look, I'm telling ya, my flea just did a double back flip with a 1 & 1/2 twist in the pike position!
5. If young Bobby Darin would just quit "movin and a grovin" we could get some work done.
Funny enough to post right now: Submariner said...
V. the K.'s crack substitutes select today's "Best of" entries.
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"Okay, I got my dad's Rolex, so it looks like the only thing we need to win Mr. Wilson's treasure hunt is a pair of your mom's panties."
"Watch closely Timmy. I sprinkle a little fairy dust on the paper, and then your peepee starts to feel warm and tingly."
"Actually Johnny, it feels more like your foot is rubbing against it."
"...and then if we power the centrifuge with the hemi engine, we'll have more refined uranium than Iran in just two weeks."
The job fair at Neverland Ranch brought lots of applicants.
Get a haircut, ya hippie whipper snappers!
Look! It's the Red-Headed Step-Child we've all heard about!
"Now I remember. George Bush is a terrorist murderer, is responsible for the high price of oil AND causes puppies to get cancer. You sure do take good notes, Timmy."
"It's a pretty good love letter, Timmy. But I'd change 'Mary Sue, will you go steady with me?' to Mary Sue, I wanna stick my meat puppet inside your quivering love box."
Remember Timmy, after we take control of the school you're positioned here to hold off the cops with your AK. And make sure you give me enough time to arm the satchel bombs. God, those jocks are gonna pay!
"Ahhhh! You colored outside the lines! I can't believe you colored outside the lines! We're gonna flunk! I'm not going to get to go to Harvard!"
Dormirez-vous avec moi ce soir, vous grand goujon ?
I don't need to do my homework. I'm "friends" with Ms. Letourneau...
V. the K.'s crack substitutes select today's "Best o' X" entries.
Sniffing the Sharpie fumes causes bad posture.
Sharpie squiggles with glued-on macaroni?!? Billy, are you mad?
Ian's not responsible for his actions right now (nods at red-head), he's been eating paste again...
...then put whatever girl's 'part' you want inside the quotes and hit >Enter<. That's all there is to a Google search.
"No, I will NOT call you 'Be-Rad'!"
Modern Mentoring
"...and if you make an obscure reference to a past caption or 'old joke' line, V the K might reward you with a 'Best of'"
Young Andrew Sullivan discovers the men's underwear section of the Sears Roebuck catalog.
"We gotta come up with a different idea for our Junior Achievement project, Billy -- the cut my sister demanded would have ruined our profit models."
"A humvee caravan leaves Baghdad at 8:00am at 50mph. If the bloodthirsty killbot U.S. soldiers inside stop to kill fifty innocent civilians every ten miles on their way to Fallujah, City of Martyrs, when will George Bush be imprisoned for war crimes? Man, do you hate Mr. Bennish's story problems as much as I do, Timmy?"
"No, Timmy, the Atra Hasis says that the Anunnaki created us from Neandertals to be their slave workers on Earth, and that's all the proof I need." -- the slippery slope consequences of teaching creationism in public schools.
OK, dweeb; why don't you just sign your "gospel" as "The secret gospel of Judas Iscariot" and we'll just see if anyone buys your crap!
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