Thursday, April 06, 2006

Blond Melony Women

1. At last, a search party is assembled to find Prough and SOTG.

2. "I'm Lolita, and this is Tanqueray, and that's Stoli, and that's Drambuie. Y'all wanna go behind the bleachers and... make out or somethin'?"

3. "Good morning, Mr Hefner. Would you like your usual morphine and Vi@gr@ enema?"

4. Donald Trump's secret cloning operation is running at full capacity.

5. Secretly, Tanqueray worried that she was just not blonde enough.

6. Stepford Lesbian Bar.

7. Unfortunately, the blonds all failed the BMW driving test by instinctively diving into the back seat.

Best of sonicfrog
WOW! Those Crash Test Dummies get more lifelike every year.

Best of andthenblammo!
Bavarian Motor Werke's "Buy a Bimmer, Get a Bimbo!" sales promotion was judged borderline illegal, morally bankrupt, and a huge success. General Motor's counteroffer, "Buy a GM car, and Win a Date with Jamie Farr!", however...........

Best of Silhouette
The new logo for Breast Models of Washington immediately ran into copyright challenges.

Yes, we'll all top engineers for a luxury car company AND swimsuit models, but what we really want is a date with that guy in the TRON suit.

Best of Critical Matt
Jensen was fired from the advertising department after having the company logo attached to the one spot on the model's shirt that no one was looking at...

Best of Submariner
Seriously; how much is it gonna cost me to take every one of these BMW's out for a test ride?

Can I volunteer my face as a BWM seat?

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian: Petting Zoo

Best of AM42
BMW figured that since most guys buy their cars simply to score women, why not just skip a step...

Best of The Man
Q: What does a BMW model do first thing in the morning?
A: Go home.

Best of Chip
Yes, Herr Doktor, we will grab ze dipztick very firmly.

Bitte, macht whoopie?



Even Less Safe for work pics are located here. Hat Tip: SondraK.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

BMW's secret to winning Formula 1 is revealed: The all girl pit crew to distract the competition.

sonicfrog said...

WOW! Those Crash Test Dummies get more lifelike every year.

PS. Veriword is: dmvqwy

Cheez Weasel said...

BMW chose a more realistic idea for crash test dummy's.

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for Wind Tunnel

Rodney Dill said...

Q: What's the difference between a blond and the Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on the Titanic.

andthenblammo! said...

Bavarian Motor Werke's "Buy a Bimmer, Get a Bimbo!" sales promotion was judged borderline illegal, morally bankrupt, and a huge success. General Motor's counteroffer, "Buy a GM car, and Win a Date with Jamie Farr!", however...........

Silhouette said...

The new logo for Breast Models of Washington immediately ran into copyright challenges.

Silhouette said...

Yes, we'll all top engineers for a luxury car company AND swimsuit models, but what we really want is a date with that guy in the TRON suit.

Critical Matt said...
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Critical Matt said...

Jensen was fired from the advertising department after having the company logo attached to the one spot on the model's shirt that no one was looking at...

Critical Matt said...

Deutschland, Deustchland...

Critical Matt said...

Guess which gal has a dragon tatoo on her ass and win a stuffed animal!

Submariner said...

Seriously; how much is it gonna cost me to take every one of these BMW's out for a test ride?

AM42 said...

BMW figured that since most guys buy their cars simply to score women, why not just skip a step...

T. Harris said...

Seconds later, the babe on the far left innocently arched her back for a much-needed stretch. Unfortunately, the law of physics took over and a top engineer at BMW had his eye put out by a button traveling at 2500 meters per second.

Jason said...

BMW's new car accessories were aimed at men suffering from mid-life crises

The Man said...

Air bags...

The Man said...

Q: What does a BMW model do first thing in the morning?

A: Go home.

Chip said...

Cloning blondes may be wrong, but it just feels so RIGHT!

Chip said...

Yes, Herr Doktor, we will grab ze dipztick very firmly.

Chip said...

Bitte, macht whoopie?

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Nice knockers!"

"Thank you."

Submariner said...

Really. The girls and I just want to brush up on our video game skills for the international competition...

Submariner said...

Regular price; four bucks, four bucks, and four bucks.

Jonathan said...

Excellent B&B reference in #2, VK!

Jonathan said...

"Heff already has enough BMW bimbos, ladies! He was kinda in the mood for a Porsche bimbo or two."

(Sidebar: my verification word is bmwbm!)

Submariner said...

Can I volunteer my face as a BWM seat?

Submariner said...

Jasmine, you're the lucky girl Hillary and Laura picked out for a night of revelry and other fun...

Robert said...

Well Damn! Maybe the Aryan race isn't that bad after all.

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Petting Zoo

Anonymous said...

[sigh] Why couldn't I have been born a BMW?

Fish-Lips said...

"So you're the mean and stupid secretaries my husband keeps complaining about. I dunno... you seem nice enough to me."