Blond Melony Women

1. At last, a search party is assembled to find Prough and SOTG.

2. "I'm Lolita, and this is Tanqueray, and that's Stoli, and that's Drambuie. Y'all wanna go behind the bleachers and... make out or somethin'?"

3. "Good morning, Mr Hefner. Would you like your usual morphine and Vi@gr@ enema?"

4. Donald Trump's secret cloning operation is running at full capacity.

5. Secretly, Tanqueray worried that she was just not blonde enough.

6. Stepford Lesbian Bar.

7. Unfortunately, the blonds all failed the BMW driving test by instinctively diving into the back seat.

Best of sonicfrog
WOW! Those Crash Test Dummies get more lifelike every year.

Best of andthenblammo!
Bavarian Motor Werke's "Buy a Bimmer, Get a Bimbo!" sales promotion was judged borderline illegal, morally bankrupt, and a huge success. General Motor's counteroffer, "Buy a GM car, and Win a Date with Jamie Farr!", however...........

Best of Silhouette
The new logo for Breast Models of Washington immediately ran into copyright challenges.

Yes, we'll all top engineers for a luxury car company AND swimsuit models, but what we really want is a date with that guy in the TRON suit.

Best of Critical Matt
Jensen was fired from the advertising department after having the company logo attached to the one spot on the model's shirt that no one was looking at...

Best of Submariner
Seriously; how much is it gonna cost me to take every one of these BMW's out for a test ride?

Can I volunteer my face as a BWM seat?

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian: Petting Zoo

Best of AM42
BMW figured that since most guys buy their cars simply to score women, why not just skip a step...

Best of The Man
Q: What does a BMW model do first thing in the morning?
A: Go home.

Best of Chip
Yes, Herr Doktor, we will grab ze dipztick very firmly.

Bitte, macht whoopie?



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