Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Blasty from the Pasty
1. How does Darlene know that Betsy was using the computer? There's Wite-Out® on the screen.
2. A young Uhura practices her 10-key in preparation for entrance into Starfleet Academy.
3. Alright, ladies, quit kidding around. Get back in the kitchen where you belong.
4. Yes, could you give me the number for 9-1-1?
5. Relegated to server status, HAL 1000 vows one day to rule the office.
Best of Cybrludite (Check out the Audio Caption Theme as well)
Hello, tech support? Yes, who's Colonel Panic and what is he doing to our workstation?
Darlene, tech support says to check in C:\winnt\sys32 for a file called ROFL.SYS. If that's there, then we've been hit with kelvir_cw & need to shut that system off. (Yep. This virus is so nasty & adaptive, it can travel through time to infect a machine...)
Best of Alabama
Computers of the future: Betsy's laptop also served as a nice lil portable microwave.
Best of Shayne
Before hitting it big with "Rock Lobster", the B-52's worked at IBM.
Best of Submariner
How about "Global Thermo-Nuclear War?"
Debbie: "Bill? I've entered all 3500 data sets. How do I save this?"
Bill: "Just press the Control, Alt and Delete keys at the same time." >snicker< >snicker< Best of Silhouette
Incredibly, with only 8 computers in the whole wide world to service, Margaret was still on hold with tech support for 45 minutes.
Computers would later get much smaller. Hair, however, would get much bigger before finally peaking in the 1980s (Table 24a).
"Hello, purchasing? Yes, we received the shipment and the two tabletop stations are working well, but the mainframe is only a photograph held to the wall by giant strips of masking tape."
Best of Rodney Dill
"The shipment is for 32 Kilobytes of core memory? That should be plenty for years to come."
"...and this geeky mailroom guy, Bill Gates, keeps saying someday computers will fit in the palm of your hand, what a moron."
Best of jeff
"Internal Revenue Service Helpline, how may I help you?"
Best of divine miss M
The Stepford Secretaries....real people don't have posture this good!
Best of ThatGayConservative
Porn.com, the early years.
"Hey Bill, how do you make the smiley face again?
Best of Sonicfrog
Dateline April 18th, 2006: Cisco a Dummy Corp. The Secret Triumvirate Controlling Traffic of Entire Internet are Revealed.