Monday, April 03, 2006

Badonkadonk Whatchamahooie


1. Investors were not reassured by a sneak peak at GM's new minivan.

2. Why is this guy not going to get any on his date tonight? Oh, where to begin...?

3. The Phoenix Coyotes offered a $2,000 reward for the return of their customized Zamboni.

4. Baywatch: Tattooine

5. "Dammit, Harold. This doesn't look like Amish country at all. For Gosh sakes, pull over and ask directions!"

6. "Crap... all the way from Mos Eisley to deliver a pizza and no freakin' tip! I hate Sand People."

7. "Picked it up at the Neverland Ranch yard sale. There's still some roofies and a pair of Underoos in the back seat."

8. Trying to drive and check his hair in the rearview mirror at the same time. Typical Metrosexual.

Best of Lyn
Portable Jacuzzi looking for Girls Gone (way out in the) Wild

Ty Pennington gets a dose of his own medicine.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Dang there's an officer trying to pull me over, I hope he speaks bocce."

Maytagonator: Leader of the Rebel Appliance.

♫ Oh I've been through the desert on a Force with no name... ♫

Best of prince of leaves
Q: What do you get when you cross a Roomba and a Dalek?

Inspired by the success of the resurrected Battlestar Galactica, ABC updates The Six Million Dollar Man in a pilot episode featuring the beloved Death Probe.

Best of radio free fred
Scooter Libby's Rascal.

Best of Submariner
Da-amn! Surfacing in Arizona is a b!tch - more speed

Mark Hamill fondly remembers the trip to pick up his prom date...

Best of jeff
Australian SAS demonstrates their new "Floating Outback Mobility Infantry Carrier (FOMIC)."

British SAS demonstrates why they can never pick up chicks in the Australian Outback...

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"This will have to do until I save up for my Landspeeder," mused young Skywalker.

Best of jeff
Ladies & Gentlemen, Tattoine Landspeeders, Inc. is proud to present - The Minivan!

Best of Anonymous
This Is Not Your Evil, Dark Side Force-Wielding, Helmet-Wearing Father's Oldsmobile...

Best of Dusty
John Kerry is still revising his war stories but anyone who questions his heroism in the Clone Wars will be called "Liar! Liar!" by Larry O'Donnell.



Original Photos and Specs (You can buy one of these... nerd!) are found here.

34 comments:

Lyn said...

Portable Jacuzzi looking for Girls Gone (way out in the) Wild

Fish-Lips said...

Laugh all you want but I'm envious! Militarily speaking, Canada's own armoured vehicle division is limited to a fish tank!

Rodney Dill said...

"Whaddya mean it's not the crapper."

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang there's an officer trying to pull me over, I hope he speaks bocce."

Rodney Dill said...

Maytagonator: Leader of the Rebel Appliance.

Rodney Dill said...

(inspired by your #2, the caption, not... oh never mind...)

Awstralian for Celibate.

Rodney Dill said...

"24? WTF? The used speeder salesman said this could make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs."

Rodney Dill said...


Oh I've been through the desert on a Force with no name...

prince of leaves said...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Roomba and a Dalek?

prince of leaves said...

Inspired by the success of the resurrected Battlestar Galactica, ABC updates The Six Million Dollar Man in a pilot episode featuring the beloved Death Probe.

Cybrludite said...

Well, now we know what Murtha was looking at when he was describing the condition of our Armed Forces...

Lyn said...

Ty Pennington gets a dose of his own medicine.

radio free fred said...

Scooter Libby's Little Rascal.

Submariner said...

Da-amn! Surfacing in Arizona is a b!tch - more speed

jeff said...

Street legal in Mogadishu, Somalia.

George Lucas demonstrates technology from his next epic: "Star Wars - Lost on Tattoine."

Australian SAS demonstrates their new "Floating Outback Mobility Infantry Carrier (FOMIC)."

British SAS demonstrates why they can never pick up chicks in the Australian Outback...

sonicfrog said...

Subaru, the long time leader in "All Wheel Drive" technology and known for making somewhat odd looking cars, hopes to have the same success with their new, pioneering, super-advanced "No Wheel Drive" system.

Submariner said...

Mark Hamill fondly remembers the trip to pick up his prom date...

Submariner said...

Odd out-takes from behind Thunderdome.

Submariner said...

ORA:

I could be wrong but it looks like he forgot his towel...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Nothin' - nothin' - Just hanging out in my blind, waiting on the Perfectly Normal Beasts to migrate, havin' a Bud. You?

Jonathan said...

"This will have to do until I save up for my Landspeeder," mused young Skywalker.

jeff said...

Ladies & Gentlemen, Tattoine Landspeeders, Inc. is proud to present - The Minivan!

Anonymous said...

This Is Not Your Evil, Dark Side Force-Wielding, Helmet-Wearing Father's Oldsmobile...

Cybrludite said...

Soon to appear in a music video alongside the Sandman cars and the Landmaster.

Mr. Right said...

ORA...

Davros, the early years!

Mr. Right said...

The Iranians continue to sabre-rattle with state TV broadcasts of their latest military super-weapons: the sonar-evading underwater missile; the flying boat; and now, worst of all... the armor-plated camel! WE'RE DOOMED I TELL YOU --- DOOOOOMED!!!

radio free fred said...

Military Unveils Mobile Restrooms

T. Harris said...

History meets technology: Lt. Col. Rocky Johnson, utilizing the latest hovercraft technology and the bridge from the U.S.S. Merrimac, puts his new assault craft invention to the test.

Dusty said...

John Kerry is still revising his war stories.

Submariner said...

"But will it play in Peoria?"

Submariner said...

I can relate to Bacon in, uh, 4 degrees...

Cybrludite said...

T. Harris,

Actually, that should be
C.S.S. Virginia, as the U.S.S. Merrimac wasn't an ironclad prior to being re-commissioned as the Virginia... (Sad thing is, I didn't have to look the trivia up)

T. Harris said...

Actually, picky-ass, it was the Monitor that I was thinking of. For some reason I always get the Merrimac and the Monitor confused.

Jason said...

Uteeni!