Thursday, April 27, 2006

Another Blasty From the Pasty



1. Udder than than, can we show you anything else?

2. Paris and Nicole living a very simple life.

3. Quit posing. You want this picture to end up in Playboy? Button up your shirt!

4. Beautiful day and we've got chores to do. Isn't this just swill!

5. Psst, the frat party's in the barn. Yeah, a real "Animal House."

Bust of Submariner
"We must, we must, we must increase our bust." After seeing Rocky IV, Doris and Thelma knew that the old ways worked wonders.

Girls of Oshkosh, b'gosh!

Best of Anonymous (Rodney Dill)
"We're ready with your enema Mr. Moore."

Brokeback Farm

"Help us with the chores and smell our dairy air."

Best of divine miss m
After annoying millions of TV watchers for years, the Doublemint Twins retired to the family farm and lived off residuals.

Best of prince of leaves
It was only after they had finished with the milking that Farmer Nelson informed the city girls that they had gone to the bull barn by mistake.

21 comments:

Submariner said...

"We must, we must, we must increase our bust." After seeing Rocky IV, Doris and Thelma knew that the old ways worked wonders.

Submariner said...

Oh, don't worry boys, it was time for the 5 o'clock milking. They'll swell back up in no time...

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan's Great Grandfather had two mommies.

Submariner said...

Girls of Oshkosh, b'gosh!

attmay said...

Doing their part for the war effort.

The War of 1812, that is.

Anonymous said...

"We're ready with your enema Mr. Moore."

Rodney Dill said...

That last anonymous was mine

Rodney Dill said...

In the old days, before the invention of eruptions, lava had to be carried down the mountain by hand and thrown on the angry villagers. This took a lot of time.

Rodney Dill said...

Brokeback Farm

Rodney Dill said...

Got Milk?

Rodney Dill said...

Got Milf?

Rodney Dill said...

"Help us with the chores and smell our dairy air."

divine miss m said...

After annoying millions of TV watchers for years, the Doublemint Twins retired to the family farm and lived off residuals.

David Simon said...

"I thought it would be fun to slip some Ex-Lax into grandpa's dinner, Polly. How was I supposed to know that Pa was going to make us clean the bedpans?"

jeff said...

"Hey Sis - d'ya think anyone will notice how much we look like Charles Lindburgh in all those photos from the 20s and 30s?"

Submariner said...

Though of little commercial success, it was during Bob Guccione's "Ansel Adams phase" in the 40's that he stumbled onto smearing Vaseline™ on his lens. It occurred after a particularly rough and tumble "pre-shoot discussion" with a set of twins in the heartland...

Submariner said...

"Milk Builds Strong Bones" my @$$
Shoulders like a linebacker? Absolutely...

prince of leaves said...

Hello Danny. Come and play with us in the barn. Come and play with us in the barn, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.

prince of leaves said...

It was only after they had finished with the milking that Farmer Nelson informed the city girls that they had gone to the bull barn by mistake.

prince of leaves said...

A memorably creepy scene from Dairy Farm of the Damned

Submariner said...

You wanna "get it on" with us Danny? Let us drop these buckets and we'll meet you behind the corn...
>Giggle< >snicker<