Wednesday, April 19, 2006

And Now a Little Something for... I Don't Wanna Know Who

1. Note to self: Never get drunk and pass out cold at Lambda Lambda Lambda ever again.

2. "Thag, take napkin. Got mammoth on thigh."

3. Little did anyone know that Andrew Sullivan was secretly working with the military to develop a Mardi Gras camoflauge uniform.

4. That kid who ate boogers and paste is now 35 and just as pathetic as he was when you used to steal his lunch money.

5. Harlequin with tighty-whities, are you mad??!

6. "Turn your head and cough."

7. White shoes would match better, but it's not yet Memorial Day; think anyone will notice?

8. Brokeback Pierrot.

9. "Good, keep them closed, then spin around three times and see if you can Pin the Tool on the Fool."

10. Just. Plain. Wrong.

Hat tip: Sondra K

Best of Cyberludite:
Reason number #3289 to never make bizzare bets with your buddies over the outcome of a football game.

Best of Submariner:
Make sure to paint "me" to the top of my knee. I going trolling for a smelly pirate hooker later.

Geoff? Are you sure Fabio got started this way?

Best of Rodney Dill:
"Jees Rodney, There's gotta be an easier way to appear in VtheK's caption contest."

"So you're sure this paint is water soluable?"
"As far as you know."

And just as suddenly, Emmit Kelly was only the world's second saddest clown.

Best of Lyn:
What mountain did you climb again while vacationing in Oahu? Oh, Diamond (Broke) Back!

Best of prince of leaves:
"Forget stripes, Jerry...argyle is so much more slimming on a flabby pot-belly like yours!"

Getting ready for the Harlequin Romance Cover-Model Competition, with a box of poster paints, a pair of whitie-tighties, and no clue.

Best of am42:
Thought somewhat surprised to see this photo posted on the internet, VtheK always knew that his checked past would someday come back to haunt him.

Best of Silhouette:
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Best of The Man:
VtheK's first day at his new job went off without a hitch.

Best of Jeff:
Before getting a job on NCIS as Agent McGee, Sean Murray had a more interesting job.

26 comments:

Cybrludite said...

Reason number #3289 to never make bizzare bets with your buddies over the outcome of a football game.

Submariner said...

Dude, you'd do a better job on that tat if you'd open your eyes...

Submariner said...

Tempera; the poor man's body art...

Submariner said...

Make sure to paint "me" to the top of my knee. I going trolling for a smelly pirate hooker later.

divine miss m said...

You must be at least this tall to ride.

Rodney Dill said...

Natures subtle warning signs to STAY AWAY -- #114

Rodney Dill said...

"Yea I think its some sort of snake bite. What kind of markings did you say that snake had?"

radio free fred said...

"I'm Trying Not To Get Any Poster Paint On Your Post."

Rodney Dill said...

Server Support Staff -- circa 2006

Rodney Dill said...

"Jees Rodney, There's gotta be an easier way to appear in VtheK's caption contest."

Rodney Dill said...

"So you're sure this paint is water soluable?"
"As far as you know."

Silhouette said...

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

sonicfrog said...

Randy had the worst case of Square Pox the doc had ever seen.

jeff said...

Before getting a job on NCIS as Agent McGee, Sean Murray had a more interesting job.

jeff said...

Makeup session at the cheapest Vegas lounge act in history.

The Man said...

Duke's Star Trek Club also got in trouble with strippers.

The Man said...

VtheK's first day at his new job went off without a hitch.

Rodney Dill said...

And just as suddenly, Emmit Kelly was only the world's second saddest clown.

Lyn said...

What mountain did you climb again while vacationing in Oahu? Oh, Diamond (Broke) Back!

AM42 said...

Thought somewhat surprised to see this photo posted on the internet, VtheK always knew that his checked past would someday come back to haunt him.

Silhouette said...

Todd gets ready for the Neil Diamond concert.

T. Harris said...

Rembrandt, Steen, Renoir, Michelangelo, Van Gogh, Dali, DaVinci? Nah, our institutes of higher learning have surpassed all of those has-beens and teach REAL art.

prince of leaves said...

"Forget stripes, Jerry...argyle is so much more slimming on a flabby pot-belly like yours!"

sonicfrog said...

First we had the outing of Jeff Gannon. Now, on the day Scott McClellan retires, we find out David Gregory's dirty little double life secret - "Le Porno de l'Absurde" film star!

prince of leaves said...

Getting ready for the Harlequin Romance Cover-Model Competition, with a box of poster paints, a pair of whitie-tighties, and no clue.

Submariner said...

Geoff? Are you sure Fabio got started this way?