1. "Just ignore them, Lolita. The right-wing fascists will never appreciate the special love a man can feel for a twelve-year-old transgendered shemale."
2. "All right. So a shorter, wider sign would have accommodated my message without wasted space. At least it's spelled right."
3. "Check it out, Lolita. The protesters with the Palestinian flags are stoning the protesters with the Rainbow flags."
4. "You're still jailbait in the red states, darlin' That's why we're protesting to support the Muslims."
5. Taking advantage of the riots, Christina Ricci's clone escapes from the organ farm.
6. "You told me you were taking me to the beach, not parading me through the NAMGLA convention. I hate you, Milkman Dan!"
Best of WALSTIB
"...and I'm sure the Iraqis will support my right to march in a protest with a scantilly clad young girl at my side. Those Iraqis are the best."
Best of David Simon
"You might have been able to sell more than two billboard ads if you hadn't spent all your time pitching soap and deodorant manufacturers."
Best of andthenblammo!
"I supported the Iraqi resistance...and all I got was this blood-drenched hoodie. And it's MY blood!"
Best of Submariner
Marching proudly with the Rainblow banner and h-er/is "gay pride" bra top visible, Pat was incensed when h-is/er brother tried to take over the parade and make it something dirty; political.
Basketball, soccer, ice dancing, leading a protest; is there nothing beyond Steve Nash's abilities?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Resistance is futile... and a little pungent.
If he truly supports the "Iraqi Resistance", he'll have to off Lolita there for exposing her tater-tots in public
Sign Continues:...And all I got was V.D.
Sign Continues: ...From the safety of my folks basement.
Ever wonder what happened to that older kid the Ingals family took in during the waning days of Little House On The Prairie?