Thursday, March 23, 2006

Young Moonbats in Love 2

1. "Just ignore them, Lolita. The right-wing fascists will never appreciate the special love a man can feel for a twelve-year-old transgendered shemale."

2. "All right. So a shorter, wider sign would have accommodated my message without wasted space. At least it's spelled right."

3. "Check it out, Lolita. The protesters with the Palestinian flags are stoning the protesters with the Rainbow flags."

4. "You're still jailbait in the red states, darlin' That's why we're protesting to support the Muslims."

5. Taking advantage of the riots, Christina Ricci's clone escapes from the organ farm.

6. "You told me you were taking me to the beach, not parading me through the NAMGLA convention. I hate you, Milkman Dan!"

Best of WALSTIB
"...and I'm sure the Iraqis will support my right to march in a protest with a scantilly clad young girl at my side. Those Iraqis are the best."

Best of David Simon
"You might have been able to sell more than two billboard ads if you hadn't spent all your time pitching soap and deodorant manufacturers."

Best of andthenblammo!
"I supported the Iraqi resistance...and all I got was this blood-drenched hoodie. And it's MY blood!"

Best of Submariner
Marching proudly with the Rainblow banner and h-er/is "gay pride" bra top visible, Pat was incensed when h-is/er brother tried to take over the parade and make it something dirty; political.

Basketball, soccer, ice dancing, leading a protest; is there nothing beyond Steve Nash's abilities?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Resistance is futile... and a little pungent.

If he truly supports the "Iraqi Resistance", he'll have to off Lolita there for exposing her tater-tots in public

Sign Continues:...And all I got was V.D.

Sign Continues: ...From the safety of my folks basement.

Ever wonder what happened to that older kid the Ingals family took in during the waning days of Little House On The Prairie?

From: Zombie

26 comments:

radio free fred said...

"Priorities Dumb ass ,Drop The Sign And Grab The Girl!"

Submariner said...

Methinks Monsieur Moonbat is simply practising on the sign pole for handling his "little problem" later...

divine miss M said...

I Support Dragging Wankers Like This in a Sack Tied to the Bumper of My Car.

Rodney Dill said...

The rest of the sign, edited out by ABC's John Green, read.
"Put this B@tch next to me, into a Burqa."

WALSTIB said...

"...and I'm sure the Iraqis will support my right to march in a protest with a scantilly clad young girl at my side. Those Iraqis are the best."

David Simon said...

"You might have been able to sell more than two billboard ads if you hadn't spent all your time pitching soap and deodorant manufacturers."

andthenblammo! said...

"I supported the Iraqi resistance...and all I got was this blood-drenched hoodie. And it's MY blood!"

andthenblammo! said...

Look at the bright side, now the stone-headed young scamp will never have a chance to win public office. Outside of Berkeley, that is.

David Simon said...

"I have to get to work."

Oops, wrong thread.

The Man said...

Down with capitalism and western ideals. Hold on let me take a picture on my digital camera for my blog.

The Man said...

I hear the resistance likes to get stoned...

Submariner said...

Talk about your i.e.d.-rich environment...

Submariner said...

Look, I know that the proffit (piss be upon him) took Aisha at 9, but I couldn't get Moonwalker here out of her daddy's house 'til she was 12. But I'm a believer, baby!


verification word: "wkdipi" a weak dippy?"

Submariner said...

Marching proudly with the Rainblow banner and h-er/is "gay pride" bra top visible, Pat was incensed when h-is/er brother tried to take over the parade and make it something dirty; political.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Resistance is futile... and a little pungent.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If he truly supports the "Iraqi Resistance", he'll have to off Lolita there for exposing her tater-tots in public

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sign Continues:
...And all I got was V.D.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sign Continues:
...From the safety of my folks basement.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh, to have one of those prime, third story windows and a bucket of cat piss!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I support Zombie for the ability to hold in the laughter.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ever wonder what happened to that older kid the Ingals family took in during the waning days of Little House On The Prairie?

Submariner said...

Basketball, soccer, ice dancing, leading a protest; is there nothing beyond Steve Nash's abilities?

Submariner said...

OK, Cyclop-sis. When Rummy comes out of the building over there, look directly at him and take off the sun-glasses...

Submariner said...

This crowd is bummin' me out. Let's head back to the Hummer and drive to Malibu and catch some waves...

Jason said...

Lance, in an attempt to find a sign more gay than the rainbow flag, has a great idea...

yskmke = You suck, Mike?

radio free fred said...

Dajavue= The 70s Show = All Over Again