Thursday, March 23, 2006

Young Moonbats In Love 1

1. "Hey, babe, what say we go back to my parent's basement and watch Triumph of the Will on the plasma screen in the rec room."

2. "How about I pretend to be the oppressed farm laborer, and you be the exploited slave animal I shoot full of chemicals and then stroke your breasts for milk?"

3. One of these two is about to end up with their head and freezer, but which one?

4. "You silly infidel, you have to lower your keffiyeh before sucking the crack pipe."

5. "I'm... too sexy for my keffiyeh..."

6. Che hat... $26. Keffiyeh... $19. Picking up drug-resistant syphilis from a bad smelling Pali-Hippie, priceless.

7. "How about you pretend to be Rachel Corrie and I pretend to be the bulldozer?"

Best of Van Helsing
"Look what crawled out of my armpit! Isn't it cute?"

Best of radio free fred
"Stick It In Your Ass, That's Where Your Head's At!"

Best of prince of leaves
Yasser Arafat's procurator, still in denial about her former boss' death, continued to prowl protests for "Special Assistant" candidates for years afterwards.

Caption Only catbat could get away with
silence, infidel. they're in a non-monogamous exchange of sociophysical spirituality.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
So brave to demonstrate in public.
So odd to do it sniffing your poo-poo boxers.

Best of David Simon
"I appreciate the compliment, but I'm not that big - or that thick."

"I'll trade you my one-hitter for that kaffiyeh."

"I'll stop wearing my kaffiyeh like this when you brush your teeth and take a bath."

"First you wad up little pieces of paper, then you wet them by putting them in your mouth, then you aim at the pigs and blow."

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"Decapitating infidels is SO hot, Ibrahim! You wanna go play 'Hide the Falafel'?"

Best of jeff
"No dear, I"m not taking it off. I want to preserve the mystery." (and the fact I have an oozing cold sore).

Best of ThatGayConservative
Now is it the women who are supposed to cover their faces or the more effeminate?


From: Zombie

16 comments:

ThatGayConservative said...

My parents paid for college tuition and all I got was this lousy Che Guevara hat. Now gimme a hit.

http://che-mart.com

Van Helsing said...

"Look what crawled out of my armpit! Isn't it cute?"

The Man said...

It is a 4-armed hippie. Now I am scared.

radio free fred said...

"Stick It In Your Ass, That's Where Your Head's At!"

prince of leaves said...

Yasser Arafat's procurator, still in denial about her former boss' death, continued to prowl protests for "Special Assistant" candidates for years afterwards.

catbat said...

silence, infidel. they're in a non-monogamous exchange of sociophysical spirituality.

Cybrludite said...

Years later they'd by shocked & bewildered when all of their children grew up to indipendantly become some of the most horrific serial killers on record.

Rodney Dill said...

The second full face transplant was somewhat less than a success.

Son Of The Godfather said...

So brave to demonstrate in public.
So odd to do it sniffing your poo-poo boxers.

David Simon said...

"I appreciate the compliment, but I'm not that big - or that thick."

David Simon said...

"I'll trade you my one-hitter for that kaffiyeh."

David Simon said...

"I'll stop wearing my kaffiyeh like this when you brush your teeth and take a bath."

David Simon said...

"First you wad up little pieces of paper, then you wet them by putting them in your mouth, then you aim at the pigs and blow."

Jonathan said...

"Decapitating infidels is SO hot, Ibrahim! You wanna go play 'Hide the Falafel'?"

jeff said...

Keffiyeh - the solution to a bad face day.

"No dear, I"m not taking it off. I want to preserve the mystery." (and the fact I have an oozing cold sore).

ThatGayConservative said...

Now is it the women who are supposed to cover their faces or the more effeminate?