1. The hazards of dropping your blow during an NBA playoff.
2. "If it cheers you up, Brokeback Mountain comes out on DVD next week."
3. "You better be cryin' because you didn't wear your cup and took a kick to the groin or I will kick your honkey ass."
4. "Worm, now lick the floor while this other honkey anally rapes me."
5. "You looked like a monkey playing with his testicles out there, what the hell was wrong with you?"
6. "We have got to stop recruiting Kennedies."
7. "Dude, it's over and you're making a fool of yourself. I've found Kyle, here. And I'm sure you'll find a nice guy to make you forget about me."
8. "Dude... it's just a game. If I were you, I'd be crying about the fact that your mom was kidnapped, raped, and dismembered by a biker game while we were playing."
9. "Cheer up. There's always room for someone with your mediocre talents with the LA Clippers."
10. "And take that damn uniform off, you're not fit to wear it."
From Sondrak. Who has her own disclaimers, which I second.