Saturday, March 25, 2006

Wuss

1. The hazards of dropping your blow during an NBA playoff.

2. "If it cheers you up, Brokeback Mountain comes out on DVD next week."

3. "You better be cryin' because you didn't wear your cup and took a kick to the groin or I will kick your honkey ass."

4. "Worm, now lick the floor while this other honkey anally rapes me."

5. "You looked like a monkey playing with his testicles out there, what the hell was wrong with you?"

6. "We have got to stop recruiting Kennedies."

7. "Dude, it's over and you're making a fool of yourself. I've found Kyle, here. And I'm sure you'll find a nice guy to make you forget about me."

8. "Dude... it's just a game. If I were you, I'd be crying about the fact that your mom was kidnapped, raped, and dismembered by a biker game while we were playing."

9. "Cheer up. There's always room for someone with your mediocre talents with the LA Clippers."

10. "And take that damn uniform off, you're not fit to wear it."

From Sondrak. Who has her own disclaimers, which I second.

19 comments:

radio free fred said...

A Trip to the Final Floor!

Rodney Dill said...

"Dude, if Kobe decides you are open, you better be ready to catch it."

Brendt said...

Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in bas(k)e(t)ball!

Lyn said...

My name's not Heimlich!

Jonathan said...

"Dammit, Morrison, get up and lie down in front of me so we can film this Train and get our paychecks from Manhole Video Productions, OK?"

Joey said...

Okay, the election was 1 and a half years ago. Kerry lost, you have to get over it.

Steve O said...

A little lower...
A little lower...
Yeah, right there...

You said ten bucks, right?

Critical Matt said...

Yeah, I'd hide the porn mustache too...

WALSTIB said...

"Quick Michelle, give me the epinephrin!"

sonicfrog said...

"Hi Floor... Make Me A Sandwich!!!"

Dammit! Who keeps leaving their dead rappers laying around?

Robert said...

The Abercrombie scouts are here. Remember what we practiced!

Submariner said...

See? I told you I'd make you my b!tch this time...

Submariner said...

Don't mind him, he just found out that Charlotte was drafting him...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Strap, God wants you on the floor."

Submariner said...

ORA:

"And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Welcome to Indiana basketball.

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you!"

radio free fred said...

"Quit Huffin The Floor Wax And Get Up!"

radio free fred said...

"Stay Down And We'll Get Our Picture Taken."