1. Twiki got lucky a lot more often after Buck introduced him to a little 20th Century invention known as Roofies. 2. Early Cylon models where much more user-friendly. It was only after they were tricked out with chrome and other urban accessories that they turned violent.
3. Sci-Fi geeks objected less to the Asian paedophilia theme than the did to the abandonment of the gorilla suit and diving helmet in Ang Lee's remake of Robot Monster.
4. Upon learning that his next assignment was massage therapy for Cindy Sheehan, the robot self-destructed.
5. Japanese custom requires ritual seppuku when your date is stolen by a robot.
6. After yet another grisly fatality, the Wang Corporation decided to make their "Nursing Home Careworker" and "Laundry Folding" Robots more distinct in appearance.
7. Cue p0rn music in 5... 4... 3...
Best of Submariner .
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you challenge me only with putting your whore to bed."
"...and for breakfast, I have an automatic juicer on top..."
The African consultant looked at SexBot 1.0 skeptically. "What the hell do you mean that it's oral orifice is 'anatomically sized' for male pleasure? What male?"
Best of nevergrewup .
Japan, tired of being accused of treating it's old people in an inhuman manner, creates a robot to counter the accusation.
Great, but can it sit for hours and listen to the same stories being told and retold and retold.
Best of Lyn .
I, Robot. You, Jane.
Best of the paperboy .
Can't sleep, robot'll eat me! Can't sleep, robot'll eat me!
Best of andthenblammo! .
"Say 'Me so Ronery' again. That always makes me giggle!"
Best of radio free fred .
"As The Big Green Machine Carries Suzey Butterfly To His Bedroom, He Wonders If His Hard Drive Is Up To The Task At Hand."
Best of Mr. Right .
"I am Bender... please insert girder."
Best of Jonathan Leffingwell .
Twiki creeped everyone out when he said "Bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee...giggity-giggity!"
Welcome to Sprockets-san! I am your host Heideki. Today we will be reviewing the new avant-garte play entitled "The Robot, The Maiden, and the Unescapable Grasp of Ennui."
AFP/JJI Photo on a Hat Tip from Franco at Discarded Lies
28 comments:
Japanese P0rn gets more and more strange.
Still favoring the "nurture over nature" theory of molding childhood development, the Japanese are attempting to create a k. d. lange of their own.
Experiencing emotions for the first time, Sexbot Prototype One, in a rage of jealousy and fear tries to throw her newer, more human-like replacement into the incinerator.
ORA:
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you challenge me only with taking out the refuse..."
ORA:
Here.You.Are.Dr.Smith..Penny.Was.Not.Available..Is.This.One.Acceptable?
"...and for breakfast, I have an automatic juicer on top..."
The African consultant looked at SexBot 1.0 skeptically. "What the hell do you mean that it's oral orifice is 'anatomically sized' for male pleasure? What male?"
Japan, tired of being accused of treating it's old people in an inhuman manner, creates a robot to counter the accusation.
Commander Robot abducts another hostage.
Great, but can it sit for hours and listen to the same stories being told and retold and retold.
I, Robot. You, Jane.
Japan's version of the Michelin Man 'tires' too easily.
Japan's version of the Pillsbury Doughboy 'kneads' some help.
The once proud and terrible Mechagodzilla is reduced to domestic services.
Can't sleep, robot'll eat me! Can't sleep, robot'll eat me!
ORA:
Nice software, Stephanie...
Uh, yes. Unfortunately it takes a minimum of 50 pounds for safety. Nano-nanny tends to toss 'em through the roof, otherwise.
What's wrong with the dweeb in the background? Looks like he's throwing out a perfectly good physicist...
"Say 'Me so Ronery' again. That always makes me giggle!"
"As The Big Green Machine Carries Suzey Butterfly To His Bedroom, He Wonders If His Hard Drive Is Up To The Task At Hand."
Somewhat ORA...
"I am Bender... please insert girder."
Anime just keeps getting wierder, doesn't it?
And the ultra obvious:
♪Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto♪
♪Domo!♪ ♪Domo!♪
Twiki creeped everyone out when he said "Bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee...giggity-giggity!"
"Welcome to Sprockets-san! I am your host Heideki. Today we will be reviewing the new avant-garte play entitled 'I Robot, You Jane-san'!"
A sign of the times: A robot elf.
Happy St.Patrick's Day, everyone!
All The Robots Have Been Stare-ilized.
Trade Twiggy for a green beer?
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